* From left are Illinois House Speaker Chris Welch, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson and Chicago FOP President John Catanzara at a Juneteenth event yesterday…
“Chicago to expand pilot that pays $1,500 for funerals of homicide victims, $1,000 stipends for survivors.” Nice idea but with the number of homicides in Chicago it will have an impact on Mayor Johnsons budget
- JS Mill - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:20 am:
“Hi Mr. Mayor, I was wondering if the FOP could have one of those public “facilities” bargaining sessions with the city? Sure would be fun.
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:20 am:
The suit in the background looks like he has seen a ghost.
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:24 am:
The historic meeting between delusion and paranoia.
- Neef Jr - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:29 am:
Who are you?
I was going to ask you the same thing?
(Speaker Welch laughs at them both)
- OneMan - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:30 am:
When the two shook hands, a gentleman in the background showed his shock that fire did not immediately break out.
- 44 - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:32 am:
When you show up to the party in a suit and everyone else is wearing shorts.
- Huh? - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:42 am:
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
- People’s Republic of Oak Park - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:55 am:
Body Man thinking: “I’m getting chewed out for this”
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:58 am:
Ideological extremists bond over their shared love of ignoring their psychiatrist.
- low level - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:06 am:
==The suit in the background looks like he has seen a ghost.==
Yes. Dude is like what the heck…
- Change Agent - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:06 am:
[caption redacted for breaking every Capitol Fax rule]
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:07 am:
“$30,000??? Dang, I only spent 100 bucks on a Norelco shaver.”
- TJ - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:25 am:
World’s Most Awkward Staring Contest Enters 17th Hour
- NotRich - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:28 am:
A tribute to Dave Sullivan. A master at handling clients 101
- Shevek - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:38 am:
@Three Dimensional Checkers - for the win! LOL
- NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:46 am:
MBJ to JC: At least we are both still more popular now than Jerry Reinsdorf.
- Cool Papa Bell - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:53 am:
My caption is whatever is in the thought bubble from the guy in the suit.
- Lurker - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:56 am:
“I see you went all out on the shirt”
“Yes Mr mayor. Because of you, it’s the nicest I can afford,”
- DEE - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 11:29 am:
Suit realizes he put Super Glue on Johnson’s hands, not hand sanitizer.
- Shark Sandwich - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 11:33 am:
“FOP, yeah, it’s definitely good, but I am really more of a Dapper Dan Man…”
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 11:40 am:
Well look who it is? Mr. Blood in the Streets himself. How you like me now, John?
- Two Left Feet - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 12:20 pm:
Who’s your barber?
- Deal With It - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 12:20 pm:
@Shark Sandwich:
“O Brother Where Art Thou” is one great movie.
- Dotnonymous x - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 1:53 pm:
Ebony and Ivory…C’mon everybody sing…Why’s nobody singin’?
- Give Us Barabbas - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 2:15 pm:
“You like shot-spotter so much, you can pay for it, buddy…”
- Stormsw7706 - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 3:38 pm:
I have $25 that says the Sox don’t win 40 games. Let’s go Brandon
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 4:02 pm:
This moment is brought to you by the tiny robots in the COVID vaccine.
- Phineas - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 6:58 pm:
Mayor, tell the speaker how great it is to have your employees unionized.
- SJB - Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 8:44 pm:
“Chicago to expand pilot that pays $1,500 for funerals of homicide victims, $1,000 stipends for survivors.” Nice idea but with the number of homicides in Chicago it will have an impact on Mayor Johnsons budget