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Thursday, Oct 3, 2024 - Posted by Rich Miller * Gov. JB Pritzker and unsuccessful 2022 Republican gubernatorial primary candidate Aurora Mayor Richard Irvin at a groundbreaking ceremony yesterday…  The original pic is here.
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- Huh? - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:02 pm:
Burying the wreckage of the ruiner years.
- Huh? - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:03 pm:
OSHA violations too numerous to count.
- Huh? - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:05 pm:
What? No gold shovel and new white hard hats?
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:05 pm:
The GOP had a funeral?
- Anon - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:06 pm:
Burying Darren Bailey’s political career
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:09 pm:
Pritzker: Hear anything out of Ken Griffin lately?
Irvin: Oh, you’re a funny man. Fun-ny.
- Donnie Elgin - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:10 pm:
Hope they have union cards - scabby don’t like
- Anon - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:13 pm:
“I would have buried you in a general, JB.”
- Ink-Stained Wretch - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:21 pm:
Now you’re absolutely SURE Jimmy Hoffa isn’t under here, right?
- Excitable Boy - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:32 pm:
“Alright Richard, I got the first and second scoops, you got third.”
- don the legend - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:32 pm:
Irvin: “See, I’m closer to the governorship than Bailey will ever get.”
- DEE - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:36 pm:
Irvin gets even.
Feigns shoveling after telling Pritzker he dropped the limo keys in the dirt pile.
- Lurker - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:44 pm:
R: Fer reals? The money you spent against me is in a chest in this dirt?
JB: You better start digging faster. If I get it first, you’ll be a loser …. again.
- twowaystreet - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 2:45 pm:
Irving: So, do you think the next go around you can fund my primary campaign, instead of Bailey?
- This - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 3:01 pm:
Ribbon cuttings make for strange bedfellows
- hisgirlfriday - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 3:04 pm:
We therefore commit this Illinois Republican Party to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust…
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 3:12 pm:
Thinking of this Peter Gabriel gem:
Digging in the dirt
Stay with me, I need support
I’m digging in the dirt
To find the places I got hurt
Open up the places I got hurt
- TheSouthern - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 3:20 pm:
Pritzker really knows how to sling dirt.
- Huh? - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 3:22 pm:
JB - I asked if I could pretend drive that big machine behind us, but was told being governor wasn’t good enough to even get near the seat.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 3:35 pm:
Who the (heck) cares? I’ll dig the (effing) hole. I don’t give a (darn). What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I’ll dig the (effing) hole. Where are the shovels?
- JS Mill - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 3:38 pm:
JB- “Hey there little buddy, how ya doin?”
- thisjustinagain - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 4:04 pm:
“Gov J.B. Pritzker throws a shovelful of dirt onto the latest attempt to get taxpayer-funded sports stadiums, as Aurora Mayor Irvin’s shovelful didn’t quite make it, like his campaign for Governor.”
- Not nostalgic - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 4:41 pm:
Here lies Bruce Rauner’s political career.
- Henry Francis - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 5:44 pm:
Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Richie?
- Excitable Boy - Thursday, Oct 3, 24 @ 7:04 pm:
“Hey Richard, we’re going to name the access road in your honor. How does “Third Street” sound?”