Two spiders peek out of their web as the National Guard arrives to oversee WHO exactly is cooking Chili since they smelled it from the alley. “Whoa,” says one spider, “guess someone reported our web for excessive traffic.” Little did they know it was Rich who was on the Guard’s naughty list for sampling the chili every 5 minutes until there was barely enough left for dinner.
- former southerner - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 1:48 pm:
The wirepoints spider is illustrating expertise at what a tangled web we weave when we seek to deceive.
- So_Ill - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 1:51 pm:
“You guys are really cooking chili when it’s 83 degrees?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 1:51 pm:
“Whoa. Smell that delicious pot of…something. I’ll bet I could skate across the surface and get a taste of that…”
- Shark Sandwich - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 1:55 pm:
Looks like there are two of them, No Doubt, I’d name them Gwen and Stefani.
- Benjamin - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:03 pm:
“I’m sad to announce that I’ll no longer be accepting comments on my web site.”
- SKI - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:06 pm:
“Step in to my Chili Parlor”, said the spider to the fly.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:10 pm:
Did someone say chili?
- just because - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:16 pm:
I know an old blogger who swallowed a spider that wiggled and jiggled inside him.
- Grandson of Man - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:17 pm:
That chili secret formula will be mine.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:17 pm:
===83===
It’s in the 70s here, heading down to the 60s by meal time.
- Josh Evans - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:18 pm:
“I’m here for your flies and mosquitos.”
- Anyone Remember - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:27 pm:
The arachnid thought it heard just off camera “Help me! Please, help meeeeeee!” IYKYK
- Res Melius - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:46 pm:
These miniature surveillance robots are getting pretty realistic.
- Ellen Noyce - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 2:55 pm:
Some chili
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 3:18 pm:
“Try doing this Oscar”
- JR - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 3:36 pm:
Two spiders debate: ‘I told you this chili was too spicy. Look, it’s burning holes in our web!’
- JR - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 3:45 pm:
Two spiders peek out of their web as the National Guard arrives to oversee WHO exactly is cooking Chili since they smelled it from the alley. “Whoa,” says one spider, “guess someone reported our web for excessive traffic.” Little did they know it was Rich who was on the Guard’s naughty list for sampling the chili every 5 minutes until there was barely enough left for dinner.
I’ll see my way out now.
- Earnest - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 3:59 pm:
If I squint I can almost make out the phrase “Some Fax”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 4:06 pm:
“Plenty of spots here to build my web. Lucky for me this guy hires Pat Quinn to do his yard work.”
- Give Us Barabbas - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 4:18 pm:
Radiant chili
- Earnest - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 4:29 pm:
“Terrific” response Barabbas, lol
- Frank TJ Mackey - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 4:37 pm:
Nah, man.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 4:45 pm:
“Magic 8-ball, should I bite the guy with the beard and give him spidey powers?…Hmmm..’Try again later.’”
- BE - Wednesday, Oct 1, 25 @ 9:34 pm:
I gotcha world wide web right here…
(Love the Charlotte ones.)