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Friday, Dec 5, 2025 - Posted by Rich Miller  Context is here. * After you’ve come up with an appropriately funny comment, please click here and contribute to our annual fundraising drive to buy Christmas presents for foster kids. Thanks!
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- Ink-Stained Wretch - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:16 pm:
When was the North Pole added to the list of “s—hole countries’?
- Responsa - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:18 pm:
Santa is advertising weight loss drugs now?
- The Opinions Bureau - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:22 pm:
Sheesh, the cops aren’t even being subtle about being an IRMA protection racket anymore.
- ArchPundit - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:25 pm:
“C’mon man, I’m just here for the season and I’ll leave before my Visa is up, I promise.”
- Ink-Stained Wretch - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:30 pm:
“I put coal in your stocking? Seriously? Is THAT what this is about?”
- BilboSwaggins - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:31 pm:
Just hear those handcuffs jingling, ring tingle tingling too…
- 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:36 pm:
I had no idea she was your grandmother.
- doubleJ - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:37 pm:
Well, it’s been a good run, on Dasher, Dancer and Prancer…. wait for me!!!!
- TheInvisibleMan - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:41 pm:
“Look man, you can’t go around yelling at people ‘you better watch out, you better not cry’ without at least a few of those people thinking you are threatening them.”
- Lurker - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:45 pm:
“Remember, don’t just look left and right. His reindeer can attack from above too.”
- Leatherneck - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:46 pm:
At least I’m not in Philly.