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Friday, Dec 5, 2025 - Posted by Rich Miller  Context is here. * After you’ve come up with an appropriately funny comment, please click here and contribute to our annual fundraising drive to buy Christmas presents for foster kids. Thanks!
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- Ink-Stained Wretch - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:16 pm:
When was the North Pole added to the list of “s—hole countries’?
- Responsa - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:18 pm:
Santa is advertising weight loss drugs now?
- The Opinions Bureau - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:22 pm:
Sheesh, the cops aren’t even being subtle about being an IRMA protection racket anymore.
- ArchPundit - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:25 pm:
“C’mon man, I’m just here for the season and I’ll leave before my Visa is up, I promise.”
- Ink-Stained Wretch - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:30 pm:
“I put coal in your stocking? Seriously? Is THAT what this is about?”
- BilboSwaggins - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:31 pm:
Just hear those handcuffs jingling, ring tingle tingling too…
- 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:36 pm:
I had no idea she was your grandmother.
- doubleJ - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:37 pm:
Well, it’s been a good run, on Dasher, Dancer and Prancer…. wait for me!!!!
- TheInvisibleMan - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:41 pm:
“Look man, you can’t go around yelling at people ‘you better watch out, you better not cry’ without at least a few of those people thinking you are threatening them.”
- Lurker - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:45 pm:
“Remember, don’t just look left and right. His reindeer can attack from above too.”
- Leatherneck - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 1:46 pm:
At least I’m not in Philly.
- Panther Pride - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:09 pm:
When did spreading Christmas cheer get added to the list of detainable offenses in the SAFE-T Act?
- Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:10 pm:
Cop: “Now, you know your lawn maintenance is not a legitimate charity, Governor Quinn.”
- West Side the Best Side - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:12 pm:
“It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank/ An old man said to me ‘Won’t see another one’” Fairytale of New York, The Pogues
- Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:12 pm:
“Hey, my reindeer didn’t know it was Agent Bovino’s car.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:18 pm:
“Really. That stuff in my sack is just for medicinal purposes. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:20 pm:
Cop: “Sorry for the mix-up, Secretary Noem. That’s a really good costu…er, disguise you’ve got there.”
- Dotnonymous x - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:21 pm:
I thought you gave up the costumes, Rauner.
- JS Mill - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:22 pm:
“Ever heard of NAFTA man?”
- CA-HOON! - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 2:22 pm:
“ACAN = All Cops Are Naughty.”
- old guy - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 3:20 pm:
Inventive new seasonal ICE disguise…now, where is Midway Blitzen…
- Leatherneck - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 3:31 pm:
“Do Packer fans also boo Santa?”
- H-W - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 3:52 pm:
I just said, “Ho, ho, ho” officer.
- Rich Miller - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 3:55 pm:
“Do you know who I am?!”
- Chicago Voter - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 4:07 pm:
Santa lost a HO.
- Sir Reel - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 4:07 pm:
Man arrested for soliciting after shouting, “Ho, ho, ho.”
- Dotnonymous x - Friday, Dec 5, 25 @ 4:13 pm:
“Do you know who I am?!”
LOL