I just wanted to let you know that you have a big fan. I was trying to work on another project and he bit me when I tried to close the window. He really loves CapFax.
Alyssa said his name is Laddoo and he’s a green cheek conure…
What a cutie. Maybe needs more coffee, though. Or not so much.
- Earnest - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:22 am:
This may be the first blog reader to whom Rich will never say Bite Me.
- Nick - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:24 am:
We don’t want nobirdie nobirdie sent.
- Excitable Boy - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:25 am:
“Fire up the fax machine, I’m tired of that garbage you’ve been lining my cage with.”
- The Most Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:26 am:
Oswego Willy returns to his nest
- Ink-Stained Wretch - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:27 am:
You think you know how to tweet, Miller? I’ll show you how to tweet
- Six Degrees of Separation - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:35 am:
A green cheek conure goes into a bar and orders a hundred bottles of scotch.
The bartender says, “That’s gonna be pretty expensive. How are you gonna pay for all that liquor?”
The conure replies, “Just put it on my tab.”
A nearby bar patron cheekily says, “Don’t you mean ‘put it on my bill’?”
The conure says to the bartender, “Okay, put it on his bill.”
- don the legend - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:36 am:
Newspapers are dead so line my cage with Capitolfax. (just kidding)
- no relation - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:38 am:
Come closer, if you think this is JUST a bill.
- Norseman - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 11:53 am:
Oh no, somebody outed my little birdie news source.
- thisjustinagain - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:01 pm:
Da Boid: “Hold up, Toots, I ain’t done readin’.”
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:04 pm:
Rich Miller gives his readers the bird.
- West Side the Best Side - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:11 pm:
The bird is the word.
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:12 pm:
===The bird is the word. ===
And now everybody knows about the bird.
- Huh? - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:12 pm:
Do you know how hard it is to clean bird s..t off a keyboard?
- Give us Barabbas - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:14 pm:
Don’t egg him on, it will just get worse.
- Big Tom - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:22 pm:
He’s blocking the space bar like he’s on a legislative committee, and I’m the one who has to clean up afterward.
- Northsider - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:30 pm:
A little political conurejecture almost never hurts anyone.
- Banish Misfortune - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 12:58 pm:
If birds the word, what’s the price?
- Keyrock - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 1:04 pm:
“I don’t read the content, but I appreciate the design and colors.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 1:23 pm:
“Hey, these Illinois politicians sure know how to wet their beak.”
- Anon221 - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 1:57 pm:
(Add and Eveready battery to his shoulder)
“Come on. I dare you.”
- btowntruthfromforgottonia - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 1:58 pm:
“Where are the YES and NO buttons?”
- Dotnonymous x - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 2:12 pm:
Streator Curmudgeon…with the gut buster!
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 2:24 pm:
===btowntruthfromforgottonia===
I think we may have a winner here.
- Alton Sinkhole - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 3:21 pm:
When Anne Caprara said “let’s go birds” im not sure this is what she meant
- sulla - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 4:38 pm:
“Politico’s ‘Illinois Playbook Newsletter’ belongs at the bottom of my cage.”
- South Side Markie - Thursday, Feb 5, 26 @ 7:57 pm:
I’m not surprised. The subject matters is made for him. Much of what politicians do is for the birds.