* Vasyl Markus on Facebook…

Words cannot describe this video.

Honestly, not a parody, but the attempt by Dorothy Brown to argue that she runs a modern court system. Never mind the outdated computers in the video, the piles of paper in the stock footage, and the incredibly low tech productions values of the video itself.

Whoever produced this has a brilliant future. . . . as a video producer for The Onion.

* It’s hilariously anti-viral…

* From one of her opponents…

Jacob Meister, candidate for Clerk of the Court, who has been endorsed by all 3 major dailies, will hold a media availability and phone bank at his campaign office today (Monday 3/14) from 1 – 2pm. Meister will discuss the legacy of corruption and patronage Clerk Dorothy Brown and Alderman Michelle Harris offer voters.

Last fall the campaign season kicked off with the revelation that Brown was being investigated by the FBI for selling jobs. Now, just days before the election, Brown has released a bizarre re‐election campaign video​on social media containing footage filmed in the Clerk’s office on government property, seemingly during business hours. Has Dorothy learned nothing from her past illegal behavior?

* OK, now let’s move on to WUIS…

Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner spent his Sunday trying to give a boost to a central Illinois Republican candidate for state senate. The race is seen as a key test of Rauner’s own agenda, and power within his party.

Gov. Rauner stopped by a table of folks waiting for pancakes at Charlie Parker’s diner in Springfield.

He gestured to the man by his side — Bryce Benton. He’s a state trooper, and homeland security officer, Rauner told them. Vote for him on Tuesday.

“I need him in the legislature to help me battle Madigan. So. Bryce Benton for State Senate,” Rauner said.

(Benton himself didn’t say much; he told them to enjoy their breakfast).

Dude, you’re the candidate. Yeah, I know you’ve raised almost no money on your own and are being almost totally bankrolled by Rauner, but for crying out loud take a little initiative.

* From a Tribune columnist…

Keep in mind: Even if Rauner-backed candidates win, one of Madigan’s unique strengths is making friends of foes. Plenty of Democrats have joined the House as self-proclaimed Madigan rebels, only to fall politely in line. Why? They need Madigan. They need his staff. They need his campaign war chest. They need his attorneys to protect them on the ballot. They need his approval to pass legislation.

Stockholm syndrome is endemic among House Democrats.

There’s nothing quite like an armchair mass diagnosis.

* Same message, but said less politely by someone else on Twitter…

@GovRauner ignore the haters gov. rauner.. they're just demo rat trolls. stay strong.. dictator madigan wants to bankrupt us..

— stephanie wilson (@stephaniew1978) March 13, 2016

*** UPDATE *** Oops. Forgot one…

.@RepKenDunkin "My colleagues don't want to be under the boot of Mike Madigan for the next 45 years." #Chicagotonight

— Paris Schutz (@paschutz) March 10, 2016

Um, so Dunkin thinks Madigan’s gonna be Speaker when he’s 119 years old?

Wow.