Given Alan’s lackluster fundraising, he expects us to believe his campaign has a “check processing center?” And expects us to believe his campaign folks “continued to process the thousands of checks and letter of support that roll in every day?”
On one of his regular hotline calls to God, I’m surprised the good Lord didn’t remind Mr. Keyes that telling fibs is a sin! And we know Keyes hates sinners!
I’m pointing this out to the Keyes folks now, to prevent them from issuing their Monday press release: “Alan Keyes Endorsed by Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock” - spare us the tall tales guys!
And yes Rich, right again, this was authored by the same dude who opined on Flippy the Dolphin…I just can’t help it!