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Question of the day
Tuesday, Oct 10, 2006 - Posted by Rich Miller How about instead of a QOTD we have a caption contest of this great photo by Charles Rex Arbogast of the Associated Press? The pic was snapped yesterday at Chicago’s Columbus Day parade.
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- DOWNSTATE - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:05 am:
Look lady you know I’m a idiot and if I debate you I will drag you down to my level and beat you with stupidity!!!!
- Squideshi - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:06 am:
“I don’t see you. NOBODY sees you. Why are you hiding?”
- Wumpus - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:11 am:
The final goober-natorial debate.
- grand old partisan - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:12 am:
- Governor, why aren’t you wearing your sash?
- Well, uh…………………..you’re asking me………..you’re asking me a question that……………………………what are you asking me?
- Bill - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:13 am:
Judy,
What are you thinking?
After you lose would you like a job as an intern?
- Sad State - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:22 am:
Sorry voters, these are your candidates.
- Gregor Samsa - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:34 am:
“Who does your hair?”
- Guy Fawkes - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:36 am:
Rod: Judy did you know, “Illinois is a very, very big state and I’m the Governor?
Judy; Really Rod, how would you know, you never leave Chicago. Oh by the way your flies open.
- St. Nick name - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:37 am:
Boy, Judy are your ads well done …and Negative.
Thanks you Governor so are yours!
- Woe is us - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:38 am:
“Hi Pot, I’m Kettle”
- Ahem - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:40 am:
“If we stand here talking long enough someone will take a photo and it will become a caption contest on the Capital Fax Blog!”
“(chuckle) We could do a lot worse than that….”
“Oh yeh, that’s for sure!”
- Woe is us - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:42 am:
“Rode Hard meets Put Away Wet”
- Bluefish - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:43 am:
Blago: The red on that sash clashes with your hair.
Judy: The blue of that tie clashes with the orange jumpsuit you’ll be wearing soon.
- RealClear - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:47 am:
Is that a rolling pin in your pocket Judy, or are you just glad to see me?
- JByrd - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:48 am:
Voters this November will have a choice between a real man, or the current Governor.
- Anon - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:50 am:
Rod: Illinois is soo screwed.
Judy: I know.
Both: hahhahaha
- RickG - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:53 am:
“Illinois’ Debate On The Issues”
- one of the 35 - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:54 am:
Blago: “I’m going to win because I have more testicular virility than you.”
Judy: “Yo mamas a cheese sandwich.”
- Pat Hickey - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:56 am:
Sashes? I don’ need no stinkin’ sashes.
- Reddbyrd - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:32 am:
Judy: Can you believe it, some staffer snaps will snap a picture.
Rod: Yeah then insteading of working the email it to Miller.
Judy: Then he puts it on the Blog and sharges the swells big bucks for the “inside scoop”
Rod: What a scam…See at the Trib! Don’t forget to keep wasting your time calling me Public Official A.
- DeepFriedOnAStick - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:36 am:
“You wore a suit to a parade?”
“Yeah, so what? At least I’m not wearing the Polish flag!”
- Shallow Pharnyx - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:43 am:
Blago: Let’s face it- you’re losing. $1,500 made out to Amy and I’ll get you on as an intern.
- OneMan - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:48 am:
No, No, No
F- you
- OneMan - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:49 am:
Hate:
From the Picture Dictionary
- North of I-80 - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:51 am:
1) How would YOU like a job in Whiteside County? Judy, for you, it’s only $1500.
- North of I-80 - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:52 am:
2) You show me yours and I’ll…
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:53 am:
Judy, will you ask George if I can have the top bunk?
- Little Egypt - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 11:06 am:
Hey everybody, he won’t wear the ribbon (taken from Seinfeld).
- You can't stop the signal - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 11:11 am:
Hi, I’m YOUR treasurer; shall I lift a finger NOW?
Oops, wrong finger.
- Gus Frerotte's Clipboard - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 11:51 am:
You know, I’ve seen you in some TV ads lately, but you look better in person.
- Louis G. Atsaves - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 11:52 am:
Good to see you today George Ryan! (Spoken by either candidate)
- VanillaMan - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 11:53 am:
Hey Judy,
Where did you get that sash?
Geez,
When was the last time you left Chicago?
This is what everyone is wearing in Illinois.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 12:04 pm:
“What’s with the sash?”
“It covers the wire.”
- Illinifan86 - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 12:22 pm:
ROD: You look familar-did we serve in the legislature together?
JUDY: Are you Mayor Daley?
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 12:24 pm:
Rod: “My tie cost more than your whole outfit.”
JBT: “Well, I’ve got better sideburns than you do, Elvis.”
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 12:36 pm:
“You make such a precious Parade Queen!”
“Thank you, Judy. It’s nice to see you too.”
- Punley Deiter Finn - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 12:40 pm:
Wanna Polka?
- Red Ruffensor - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 1:11 pm:
“Rod, who in the heck is this guy “Bill” I keep hearing about from Nancy? He blogs day and night about what a great and honest guy you are.”
“Bill who?”
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 1:15 pm:
one more…
JBT: “Had Enough?”
Rod: PLEASE let go of my testicular virility!”
- Carl Nyberg - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 1:30 pm:
JBT: If you want to know what I’m thinking, why not just ask me?
RB: Honestly, I don’t care.
- whacko - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 1:58 pm:
RB: So Judy, I was thinking…after the election maybe we could get together and have a drink, talk old times, you know….
JBT: Listen buster, me and my rolling pin will get together with you whenever, wherever….just show up.
- Jaded - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 2:41 pm:
Ugly Maroon outfit… Goodwill $35
Red White and Green Sash and fake gold Broach.. Salvation Army Thrift Store $15
Blue Power Suit, shirt and tie…. $1100
The hope that something intelligent might someday be uttered by one of our two candidates for Governor…. Priceless.
- HANKSTER - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 3:19 pm:
I keep on thinking about “if they mated” from the Conan O’Brien show.
- Casey Jones - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 3:57 pm:
“No, Governor, I will NOT join you in a song for appearances sake…and by the way, the word is Kumbayah, you moron, NOT Kumbuyjobs!”
- Democrat - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 3:59 pm:
Governor Ryan oops I mean Blagojevich you are one hell of a guy and love you to death.
- Anon - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 4:06 pm:
So Judy, I guess the rumor that you burst into flames in direct sunlight wasn’t true.
- Rooty Tooty - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 4:47 pm:
ROD: Hey Judy, guess what? On my way over to the parade I was stopped by a little black girl. And guess who she thought I was?
JUDY: George Ryan?
- B Hicks - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 4:50 pm:
So, Rod, does your place have a pool? Pool and a pond….pond would be good for you, Judy.
- Angie - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 5:43 pm:
Judy, I know we’re at odds, but a bit of my hair is out of place near the front. Can we call a temporary truce so I can ask you if you’ve got any hairspray?
- Schiznitz - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 5:56 pm:
A public official and public offial A.
- Disgusted - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 6:09 pm:
Judy: Get away from me, you damn hairball, or I’ll kick you where it counts, if I can find them!!”
- Anon - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 6:19 pm:
Hey Judy, been reading the polls? Who’s yer daddy? Say my name. SAY MY NAME!!!
- Buck Flagojevich - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 7:12 pm:
RB: I do NOT! Never have. And its been reported, the right way, according to the L-A-W law that I don’t.
JBT: Yes, you do have weasley little eyes! Don’t you notice them when you admire yourself in the mirror.
- roman girl - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 7:14 pm:
In honor of Columbus Day–
Call me Governor Blagojevici. as in veni, vidi, vici
- anonymous - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 7:16 pm:
I think he’s getting ready to sing to her. and it goes something like this
Hey, Jude, don’t be afraid
But your sad campaign ain’t getting better
Remember to call me up when I win
and I’ll look in the camera, and give you my best grin
- Anon - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 7:27 pm:
hey nanee nanee, hey nanee nanee, naa naa
- Todd - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 8:19 pm:
Wow, these all suck.
- Heywood Jablome - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 8:42 pm:
Rod: “Judy, have you seen my security detail?”
Judy: “Yeah, they’re right over there talking to Chuck Goudie.”
- Anon - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 9:04 pm:
ROD:Had enough?
JUDY:What are you thinking?
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:42 pm:
Hey, you’re a Republican, I’ll give you $1,500 and the name of my hairdresser if you can get this Fitzgerald guy off my back.
- Gregor - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 10:44 pm:
“The reason for the cup is that Coffee Is For Closers, sonny. What’s the reason for all the lawyers?”
- Schiznitz - Tuesday, Oct 10, 06 @ 11:28 pm:
I’m getting the distinct impression people don’t like Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaago.
- the ole precinct captain - Wednesday, Oct 11, 06 @ 5:28 am:
You want to debate, heres your debate (as each give each other the finger)
- Beowulf - Wednesday, Oct 11, 06 @ 7:43 am:
Rod: Can you believe that Mike Madigan was actually concerned that the Democrat Party was doing the Illinois voters a disservice by having me run for re-election? He wanted Pat Quinn or someone else to run instead! Unbelievable!
Judy: After all of the babies that we have had to kiss and the all of the hands that we were forced to shake, there was no way I was going to let Andy McKenna run a candidate with less name recognition than myself. What is it with these Party leaders? It is all about “retaining power”. Don’t they get it, Rod?