“Let me tell you one more thing BILL Brady … you keep my Jason up past 9:30 on a school night again, and he is NOT going to play that ‘Lt. Major thingy’ you and his Daddy want him to play. You should have seen him stare into his Lucky Charms, reading his comics this morning … broke my heart … You hear me!!!”
- View from the Cheap Seats - Tuesday, Sep 28, 10 @ 3:05 pm:
“Jason, you tell Mr. Brady you’re sorry for making Origami out of his polling data young man! He is kind enough to have you around, so you just walk right over here and say you are sorry to Mr. Brady … NOW MISTER!”
“Bill Brady, was it your idea to send my baby boy Jason to Chicago and talk to evil Phil Ponce? He’s just a kid and you sent him to the wolves … unarmed, like a baby deer during hunting season … was it you Bill … or was it … JERRY!?!?!?!?!?”
“You come up with an idea for the budget right now Mister! The press isn’t going to let you off the hook forever. Eventually Pat will shut up like you have for the last 9 months and then what will you do?!” Brady-”I don’t want to and you can’t make me!”
“Senator, I mean Governor, are you sure that if we stare at this deficit long enough that it will just go away? I mean we tried the 10% cuts. We eliminated the gas tax. We reduced taxes on businesses. Governor, how long do we have to keep staring at these horrible numbers!!!???”
“William, when I worked with Larry Oliviet, I told him ‘Stare but don’t look past anyone. Focus, but don’t look confused’ … so work on this …Now …. hold this …(Yelling) … AS I TRY TO BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION …”
Set up; 119th day on the road for Brady. After a long beginning to a long story; Aunt Louise said, “So then, at the pancake breakfast June-Ann said to Mary Ellen, Dear, What we need in Illinois is a change. Then I said….
Brady sharply interjects: “Did You know I am up in the polls? DID YOU? Well After some serious consideration” “I couldn’t care less about that story! And the chicken here sucks!
Mrs. Jerry Clarke gets mad at her newest foster son, namely Bill Brady, after Bill ignores her husband’s prepared script by telling supporters that his secret plan to balance the state’s budget is to increase taxes.
Sen. Bill Brady and supporter…upon learning that Rich Miller neglected to announce a winner from his running mate’s caption contest. “I mean, if you’re going to have a contest, there should be a winner. And, frankly, I had some gems in there. But, seriously, it’s like if Gov. Tax it All and I debated for months and months and there was never an election. Although that is intriguing because then I wouldn’t have to announce my budget plan…ever. But, no, it’s not right. And who knows how Kwame feels. I mean, I never met the man, but I heard he serves in the Senate. Whatever. Rich Miller…who is this guy?”
Supporter: “Hey Senator, I know you’re paying all of us here to look angry about the caption contest…but is there a chance I could get the same amount of $ as the fellas? I am actually in the photo, you know.”