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Wednesday, May 23, 2012 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Top five replacements for US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald? Fitz, of course, announced today that he’s resigning soon.

Snark is heavily encouraged.

       

84 Comments
  1. - so.... - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:11 pm:

    Lisa Madigan. The U.S. Attorney’s office for the Northern District has been far too proactive in investigating political corruption and she’s just the person to get that office back on track.


  2. - goo goos go boo hoo - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:11 pm:

    Bill Clinton
    Rod Blagojevich
    Rich Daley
    Fast Eddie Vrodylak
    Sam Cahnman


  3. - Cincinnatus - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:11 pm:

    I’m pretty sure Roland Burris has an open space on his mausoleum…


  4. - Boone Logan Square - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:12 pm:

    Sam Adams (both of them), so the press conferences will be epic.


  5. - Elo Kiddies - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:13 pm:

    Sam Adam, Jr., pwned; you might as well give it to him.


  6. - Tom B. - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:21 pm:

    I hear Aurie Pucinski is looking for a new job.


  7. - In absentia - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:22 pm:

    If Jim Oberwise was only an attorney, but what about Tim Johnson, he’s free. Or even, heck, where’s Bob Kustra? LOL


  8. - In absentia - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:24 pm:

    Wait, John Nicolay. He’s the one!


  9. - wordslinger - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:27 pm:

    1. Ella Fitzgerald
    2. Larry Fitzgerald
    3. Zelda Fitzgerald
    4. Barry Fitzgerald
    5. The Edmund Fitzgerald

    or

    1. Patrick Kane
    2. Patrick Henry
    3. Patrick Stewart
    4. Patrick Sajak
    5. Lenny Patrick


  10. - PublicServant - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:29 pm:

    Obviously, Derrick Smith


  11. - Wensicia - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:30 pm:

    Richard Daley


  12. - shore - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:32 pm:

    raja-he has to go for every top political job in Illinois now.


  13. - Jemal - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:36 pm:

    Tom Dart


  14. - Pot calling kettle - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:36 pm:

    Rob Blagojevich clearly has experience with the system and is a top prospect.

    Big Jim Thompson has been working the other side for quite a while now, he needs to switch back to the white knight side. (Plus, he’s big and scary.)

    My number one pick is Pat Quinn. He loves the spotlight, cleaning up corruption has always been a big part of his mission, and he would do a lot less damage there.

    (Too lazy to pick five.)


  15. - Anonymous - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:38 pm:

    By category:

    Lawyer with nowhere else to go: Jack Franks.

    Lawyer with nothing else to do: Roland Burris.

    Lawyer who’s tired of being retired: Rich Daley.

    Lawyers out of work after January 20, 2013: Don Manzullo, Michelle Obama, Barack Obama.


  16. - soccermom - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:41 pm:

    Although Zelda Fitzgerald would hold such lovely, lovely news conferences. “Do you always watch for the day the grand jury hands down indictments and then miss it? I always watch for the day the grand jury hands down indictments and then miss it.”


  17. - Billy Dennis - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:55 pm:

    Harvey Dent (although I hear he’s of two minds about it).


  18. - Anon - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:01 pm:

    Ditka


  19. - Hold Your Horses - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:10 pm:

    This position will be interesting because if Romney wins the person is likely to be out a job. The only thing that saved Fitz was the high profile cases he was on.

    So I suppose that the first order of business for the Dem appointee is to indict someone important real quick.

    Also, we know there is no way the Senate fills this, even if Obama made a recommendation. They moved slow when the Dems had a filibuster proof majority. So when can Obama make one of his recess appointments? August?

    John Schmidt would be a good placeholder.


  20. - 10th ward - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:13 pm:

    Jack O’Malley
    Bruce Wolf
    Robert Bork
    Tony LaRussa (yes, he’s a lawyer)
    Harry Porterfield, Someone you should know


  21. - He Makes Ryan Look Like a Saint - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:16 pm:

    PAT QUINN!!!


  22. - Tommydanger - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:16 pm:

    Jackie Chiles. Now that would be fun!!


  23. - Abby Normal - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:29 pm:

    Bill Clinton can’t, he’s been disbarred for that whole purjury thing, but Hilary will be avaiilable soon.


  24. - OneMan - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:34 pm:

    Rolland Burris
    Oprah
    Richard Daley
    Random Nice or Nephew of Richard Daley
    Scott Lee Cohen


  25. - TCB - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:36 pm:

    === Jackie Chiles. Now that would be fun!! ===

    Tommy,

    That’s preposterous, it’s ludicrous, outrageous and downright egregious!


  26. - What planet is he from? - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:40 pm:

    Perry Mason
    Ellery Queen
    Linus Roache
    Corben Bernsen and
    Jill Eikenberry (these three aren’t lawyers, but they play one on TV!)


  27. - OneMan - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:41 pm:

    Judge Judy


  28. - It's 5 o'clock somewhere - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:42 pm:

    Patti Blagojevich


  29. - goo goos go boo hoo - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:47 pm:

    Scott Lee Cohen for US Attorney:
    He’ll cut the corruption out of government


  30. - LakeviewJ - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:49 pm:

    Jason Ervin’s girlfriend.


  31. - Lincoln's Penny - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:50 pm:

    Jack Franks. He’s always been one to get a job done without any fanfare or political speeches. And he never takes credit for anything either.

    Modest Jack is what we called him in law school


  32. - Scott McCoy (ICRN Talk Radio Host) - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:50 pm:

    5… Patty Blagojevich
    4… Obama (if it gets him to quit his current job)
    3… Sam Adams (the beer)
    2… The entire TMZ crew
    1… Waldorf & Statler (The Muppet Critics)


  33. - Steve Bartin - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:53 pm:

    Illinois Supreme Court Justice Anne Burke. You can’t say she doesn’t know anything about criminal law.


  34. - Team Sleep - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 1:57 pm:

    1 thru 5: Roland Burris (he’s not doing anything else)


  35. - Anyone Remember? - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:04 pm:

    Let’s turn back the clock to the 1980s and let Jim Thompson make the pick.


  36. - BIG R. PH - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:08 pm:

    “Jimmy John” Liautaud


  37. - MOON - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:08 pm:

    Mike Madigan
    Sam Adams,Sr.
    Sam Adams, Jr.
    Pat Collins….The wannabe
    Rich Daley


  38. - Ivory-billed Woodpecker - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:12 pm:

    Bill Daley
    Chris Kennedy


  39. - maddem - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:21 pm:

    Dawn Clark Netsch

    Seriously


  40. - amalia - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:42 pm:

    Locke Bowman
    anyone from Loevy and Loevy (or whatever)
    Sam Adam
    the other Tom Durkin


  41. - wordslinger - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:44 pm:

    1. Lionel Hutz
    2. Vinnie Gambini
    3. Otis B. Driftwood
    4. Frank Abagnale, Jr.
    5. Ben Matlock


  42. - Yellow Dog Democrat - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:47 pm:

    You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to find corruption in Illinois, but I nominate Clayton Harris III just in case.


  43. - OurMagician - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:55 pm:

    Jason Plummer’s Dad promised the job to Jason.


  44. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:57 pm:

    1) Mitchell Y. McDeere
    2) Avery Tolar
    3) Rudy Baylor
    4) Jake Brigance
    5) Reggie Love


  45. - Cincinnatus - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:57 pm:

    === Jackie Chiles. Now that would be fun!! ===

    Tommy,

    That’s preposterous, it’s ludicrous, outrageous and downright egregious!

    =================

    It just doesn’t fit…


  46. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 2:59 pm:

    ===Jason Plummer’s Dad promised the job to Jason.===

    I dunno if Dad wants Jason in Chicago full time …


  47. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:08 pm:

    ===- wordslinger - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 12:27 pm:

    1. Ella Fitzgerald
    2. Larry Fitzgerald
    3. Zelda Fitzgerald
    4. Barry Fitzgerald
    5. The Edmund Fitzgerald

    or

    1. Patrick Kane
    2. Patrick Henry
    3. Patrick Stewart
    4. Patrick Sajak
    5. Lenny Patrick ===

    Couldn’t match that. Thought about it and couldn’t hold a candle to the “genius”. Tried and failed …

    Well played, Sir!


  48. - reformer - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:11 pm:

    1) Dan Proft
    2) Ed Burke
    3) Tom Dart
    4) Julie Hamos
    5) Patrick Quinn


  49. - amalia - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:15 pm:

    Joel Daly


  50. - Chicago Cynic - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:17 pm:

    Amazed nobody has suggested this:

    Derrick Smith!


  51. - Montrose - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:20 pm:

    Barry Zuckercorn or Bob Loblaw


  52. - Team Sleep - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:24 pm:

    While we’re on the Patrick kick, let’s add:

    Patrick Duffy
    Dan Patrick
    The Ghost of Patrick Swayze (appropriate since he played a ghost in “Ghost”)
    Sean Patrick Flannery
    Patrick Ewing
    St. Patrick
    Patrick Dempsey
    Patrick Buchanan
    Patrick Riley

    All would do a splendid job.


  53. - archibaldjones - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:27 pm:

    “Hollywood” Hendon


  54. - anon - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:33 pm:

    Careen Gordon!


  55. - TCB - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:39 pm:

    === While we’re on the Patrick kick, let’s add: ===

    No love for Neil Patrick Harris?

    I think if he were slected it would be Legen(wait for it)dary!


  56. - Team Sleep - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:40 pm:

    Thanks TCB. I’m also sure I forgot some sports stars as well. I’ve hit that “2:30 feeling” wall.


  57. - hisgirlfriday - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:43 pm:

    Alicia Florrick


  58. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:45 pm:

    1) Daniel Kaffee
    2) Jo Galloway
    3) Sam Weinberg
    4) “Smiling” Jack Ross
    5) Judge Julius Alexander Randolph


  59. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:47 pm:

    Tom Hagen(?)


  60. - wordslinger - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:47 pm:

    Butch Patrick.

    He’d be scary good.

    Plus, if I recall, he knows the mean streets of Chicago pretty well.


  61. - TCB - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 3:52 pm:

    === 2) Jo Galloway ===

    Id rather not have an US Attorney that is “Galactically Stupid”


  62. - Anonymous - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 4:01 pm:

    Be advised the Obamas do not qualify because the elected to let their licenses lapse.

    Perhaps time to renew


  63. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 4:05 pm:

    Give Jo Galloway a chance - She’s is all passion, no street smarts …


  64. - tikkunolam - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 4:09 pm:

    5. Ed Vrdolyak- plenty of judicial system experience
    4. Richard the Lionheart- another “crusader”
    3. Robb Stark- “The King in the North…ern District of Illinois!!”
    2. John Hathorne- Show ‘em what a REAL witch-hunt looks like
    1. Ed Hanrahan- He is, after all, a precinct captain


  65. - 1776 - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 4:17 pm:

    David Ellis


  66. - Ivory-billed Woodpecker - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 4:18 pm:

    Chris Cooper


  67. - Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 4:33 pm:

    Danica Patrick.


  68. - Jake From Elwood - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 4:38 pm:

    It’ll be someone from outside the State of Illinois in my humble opinion.
    Someone high up in the US Attys offices in Boston, NYC or another east coaster…
    But my snarky side aings out for Burt Odelson.
    He’s unafraid to take on the power structure, right?


  69. - Anonymous - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 4:46 pm:

    Patticus Finchgerald.


  70. - Reality - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 5:04 pm:

    Peter Francis Geraci


  71. - Reality - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 5:06 pm:

    because this state needs a bankruptcy expert:

    -fiscally bankrupt
    -ethically bankrupt pols
    -leadership bankrupt


  72. - OpenlineBlog - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 5:30 pm:

    five WORST choices:

    anyone with the last name of Madigan
    anyone with the last name of Daley
    anyone admired by either of the above
    any licensed attorney in Illinois (sorry)
    any licensed attorney who’s firm has an office in Illinois


  73. - Anonymous - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 6:59 pm:

    1. Justice Anne Burke is perfect.
    2. If not, Dan Degnan.
    3. Mike Kasper.
    4. Flint Taylor.
    5. Mara Georges.


  74. - seriously speaking - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 7:14 pm:

    1. Sergio Acosta
    2. Mike Hood
    3. Cara Smith
    4. Mike Smith
    5.Bill O’Brien


  75. - Anonymous - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 7:45 pm:

    Stuart Levine. They could move the office to the Purple Hotel and all the prosecutors could be former rentboys.


  76. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 8:08 pm:

    “Prosecute ‘Em…

    Someone is talking about a Burke becoming a US Attorney and it looks like it may happen soon.

    To Wit: Justice Anne Burke is this/close to becoming that next US Attorney for the Northern Illinois District.

    The other half of Chicago’s most Powerful Power Couple, Alderman Ed Burke is ‘Over the Moon’.

    The Burkes celebrated with a hush-hush dinner with Jay Doherty. Everyone had a fabulous time.”


  77. - anonymouse - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 8:49 pm:

    Dear Seriously speaking,
    We know you are really just Mike Hood.


  78. - just saying - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 9:22 pm:

    Michael Madigan
    Emil Jones
    Blago
    Fitzgerald

    Ten years later the only one left standing - Madigan


  79. - Michelle Flaherty - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 9:28 pm:

    Mike Madigan. I see no conflict in him remaining Speaker, Dem Party chairman AND taking on the responsibilities of US Atty for northern district.


  80. - Now whadyathink - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 10:00 pm:

    Lou Lang…he’d get the job done


  81. - Retired Non-Union Guy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 10:13 pm:

    Joe Biden - rumor has it Obama wants to replace him on the ticket and that would be a way to ease him out

    Otto Kerner - plenty of experience and he’s probably still voting in Chicago anyway

    Dan Walker - again, plenty of experience but he’d have to move back to the US

    Sheila Simon - at least she has an active Illinois license

    Ben Miller - Former IL Supreme Court Justice … (OK, this one is semi-serious)


  82. - frustrated GOP - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 10:27 pm:

    didn’t jessie jackson Jr go to Law school.
    then he can investigate why there hasn’t been a Peotone Airport


  83. - Mouthy - Wednesday, May 23, 12 @ 11:23 pm:

    Perry Mason
    The Thin Man
    Dick Tracy
    Charlie Chan
    Sherlock Holmes


  84. - LongGone - Thursday, May 24, 12 @ 6:37 am:

    Stevie Wonder - He can’t see Daley either.


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