For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.
My Victry party will last until four
It’s tough to leave when you can’t find the door
It’s tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody’s so different, I haven’t changed
“Well I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you voters. I don’t need anything. Except this table I am sitting on.
And that’s the only thing I need is this table. I don’t need this flag or this poll sheet. Just this table… And this campaign button and this table and that’s all I need… And this remote control. - The table, the campaign button, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. - The table, and these matches, and the remote control, and the campaign button… And this lamp. - The table, this campaign button, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all *I* need. And that’s *all* I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. - The campaign button, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a Crazy Congressman or something! - And this. That’s all I need.
[walking outside]
The table, the remote control, the campaign button, and this magazine, and the chair.
[outside now] And I don’t need one other thing, except my dog.
He’s gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He’s a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He’s got about 195 yards left, and he’s got a, looks like he’s got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent… Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. [swings, pulverizes yet another flower] It looks like a mirac- it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!
- And I Approved This Message - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:25 pm:
Reprising Clint Eastwood’s stellar performance at the Republican National Convention, Joe Walsh spends the last hours before Election Day talking to an empty chair.
Alright… I’m going to close my eyes and count to three. And when I open my eyes, I want to see a plan for winning this election sitting on this chair, okay?
“Mr. Walsh, you may want to sit for this …I have the numbers for the 1st reporting precints, and you are down at a 2 to 1 clip … your yard signs have been taken down from most polling places, and ther is a rumor the few GOP precinct captains have you off their palm cards. We tried call the RNCC and they said they will get back to you … that was 3 hours ago…National Fox News has decided to ask another GOP congressman comment on Election Results … and finally … your car was double-parked and you got a ticket … you OK Joe … want some coffee … maybe an herbal tea?”
I’m sorry Mr. Walsh, but that is *not* the time out corner. Go stand in the corner and we’ll re-start the clock. It’s a minute for each year in your age.
“I will give you your own mantra. But remember this is a personal mantra, and you mustn’t tell anyone else what it is. Your secret mantra is ‘Un Yellyman.’”
“Tammy Duckworth is taking the podium. This wiil be the first words she will speak as Congressman-Elect. The Crowd is going crazy as she signals ‘victory’ with her fingers … this must be a tough time for Joe Walsh. It is reported Congressman Walsh congratualted Ms. Duckworth, and promised a smooth transition… It must be a lonely feeling for Joe Walsh …”
Like Circular Firing Squad’s best, but here’s my crack:
A glum, defeated Joe Walsh, cheered only slightly as the first to receive a 2014 Schock for Governor field staff button-down, is consoled by a distraught Fran Eaton, already busy at work composing in her mind an IR post about who has betrayed this righteous embodiment of strong family values.
Generally, Method acting combines the actor’s careful consideration of the character’s psychological motives and personal identification with the character, possibly including a reproduction of the character’s emotional state by recalling emotions or sensations from the actor’s own life.
Cong. Walsh, realizing that after he loses he is going to have to pay for his own health insurance and thinking that all the effort he put into destroying HCR is sure going to bite him if Romney wins.
Let’s see…”Stages of Grief” by Joe Walsh…
1. DENIAL - really can win in the 8th District.
2. ANGER - not any angrier than the usual.
3. BARGAINING - did alot o’ that with the ex-wife so she would wear a WALSH campaign button for a photo op…..
Lone audience member - “Mr. Walsh, I support you. Really, I do.”
Walsh - [silence]
Lone audience member - “Mr. Walsh, you ok?”
Walsh - [silence]
Walsh staffer out of frame - “Ma’am, I’m sorry. Mr. Walsh has been instructed to not speak to anyone until after the election. In fact, he sold the rights to all his words to some super PACs to pay some debts.”
Walsh - [takes large gasp of air]
Lone audience member - “Is he holding his breath now?”
Walsh staffer - “Yeah, that’s a new one. That’s all him…heh. Crazy Joe, kind of a wild card.”
Lone audience member - “Ok, well, mind if I just stick around and see how this turns out?”
Walsh staffer - “By all means. He’ll probably pass out around the time his face matches his outfit, then we’ll call it day.”
When asked about bi-partisanship if re-elected, Walsh stated, “I’ll sit on my $%^&*#@ hands another entire term before even thinking about extending a hand across the aisle.”
Joe Walsh meditates before giving his final eruption of the 2012 campaign season knowing his future as a Fox News commentator is riding on his performance.
- Wensicia - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:43 pm:
When did everyone turn away? I don’t understand!
I feel soo alone…
- OneMan - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:44 pm:
Generally the Method Man method involves herbs
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:46 pm:
A toast, Rich Miller, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
- one day at a time - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:47 pm:
“So far it appears I haven’t lost yet”
- Rich Miller - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:47 pm:
[In case you were wondering, I reset the site’s clock during the lunch hour, so comments are appearing out of order.]
- too obvious - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:48 pm:
After tomorrow you can reach me at Otto Engineering.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:50 pm:
Sorry, rich, I guess I setn the same one twice during your reset … and it isnt even worth of it being up there once, let alone twice!
- Ivory-billed Woodpecker - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:52 pm:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:52 pm:
“They will be coming here for me soon. Tell them … tell them … it was only business …will ya? …It was just … business.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:56 pm:
While sitting, swinging his feet, contemplating his future, Joe Walsh muttered this poem, and I thought it was very telling;
“It’s easy to grin,
When the votes come in,
And you got Melissa Bean beat,
But the Man worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile,
When his campaign is close to defeat.”
Yikes!
- Carl Nyberg - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:56 pm:
Almost blue…
Almost doing things we used to do…
Almost blue
Flirting with this disaster became me
It named me as the fool who only aimed to be
Almost blue…
Not all good things come to an end now it is only a chosen few…
- RNUG - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:58 pm:
A moment of silence, please, while I determine who I’m going to channel …
- RNUG - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 12:59 pm:
Sure wish I had a teleprompter …
- I'm Just Saying - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:00 pm:
I knew I should have gone with the Denim Jacket too, The Canadian Tuxedo always looked good on me when I ran against Schoenberg and Yates
- CircularFiringSquad - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:02 pm:
Jim Durham just passed away
CaribouBarbie just endorsed ROmney
What is the 3rd bit of bad news?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:02 pm:
“Congressman Walsh, do you think the child support issue, something you could have stopped, hurt in the long run?”
- anon sequitor - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:05 pm:
Walsh practices his slump speech.
- jjkk - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:05 pm:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…
- IrishPirate - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:06 pm:
It’s not easy being green. Or teal perhaps.
Someone consult Aaron Schock for an opinion.
Take it away Kermit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ZxxHbJGbY
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:06 pm:
More bad news, Joe … You are the last Caption Contest subject for Rich Miller this season … sorry.
- Apple - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:07 pm:
Internal monologue — “How could I have lost?” “I did everything right…”
- Anon in Chicago - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:09 pm:
I’ve been a bad, bad boy and I must be punished.
- train111 - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:10 pm:
Courtesy of the other Joe Walsh
My Victry party will last until four
It’s tough to leave when you can’t find the door
It’s tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody’s so different, I haven’t changed
train111
- more of the same - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:11 pm:
Can I get a blanket, this folding table is going to be a lot harder to sleep on than my comfy taxpayer couch.
- I don't want to live in Teabagistan - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:14 pm:
(Joe Walsh addressing the empty chair): “Tammy, why don’t you just step aside and let me take over? I will still let you live in the District…”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:14 pm:
(Very quietly, to himself …)
“Well I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you voters. I don’t need anything. Except this table I am sitting on.
And that’s the only thing I need is this table. I don’t need this flag or this poll sheet. Just this table… And this campaign button and this table and that’s all I need… And this remote control. - The table, the campaign button, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. - The table, and these matches, and the remote control, and the campaign button… And this lamp. - The table, this campaign button, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all *I* need. And that’s *all* I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. - The campaign button, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a Crazy Congressman or something! - And this. That’s all I need.
[walking outside]
The table, the remote control, the campaign button, and this magazine, and the chair.
[outside now] And I don’t need one other thing, except my dog.
[Dog growls at him]
I don’t need my dog”
- more of the same - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:14 pm:
Can I get a blanket, this folding table is going to be a lot harder to sleep on than my comfy taxpayer owned couch.
- Modest proposal - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:19 pm:
Joe Walsh victory party, not sponsored by Google.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:21 pm:
Congressman Joe Walsh just learns he lost his own precinct 320 to 235 …
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:24 pm:
“Congressman … you want me to print … the ’second’ speech … you know …THAT one … now?”
- IrishPirate - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:24 pm:
“Thought Cloud” above Joe’s head.
He’s gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He’s a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He’s got about 195 yards left, and he’s got a, looks like he’s got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent… Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. [swings, pulverizes yet another flower] It looks like a mirac- it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!
- Downstater - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:25 pm:
And Ms Duckworth was such a bad candidate.
- And I Approved This Message - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:25 pm:
Reprising Clint Eastwood’s stellar performance at the Republican National Convention, Joe Walsh spends the last hours before Election Day talking to an empty chair.
- Robert the Bruce - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:26 pm:
A pensive Joe Walsh wonders whether Fox News has a dress code.
- in the know - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:27 pm:
my mommy said I have to sit here for 2 more minutes before I can get out of time out.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:28 pm:
“Actually … (Walsh sits, slumps) …sorry everyone … (sigh) …I don’y really have anything more to say …”
- Newsclown - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:28 pm:
For a limited run, Joe Walsh in his stunning, one-man version of “Waiting for Godot”. I laughed, I cried: it was much better than CATS.
- siriusly - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:29 pm:
Sorry folks. I’m all out of yell.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:29 pm:
(Walsh sits on table, slumps and sighs, looks up)… Now what? (looks down at his swinging crossed legs)
Well, I guess it’s the University of Illinois …(sigh)
- CircularFiringSquad - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:31 pm:
“If I had just starting sitting on my hands 12 months ago I might still have a job. Now back to dodging the child support collectors”
- MrJM - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:32 pm:
Alright… I’m going to close my eyes and count to three. And when I open my eyes, I want to see a plan for winning this election sitting on this chair, okay?
One… Two… Two-and-a-half… Two-and-three-quarters…
– MrJM
- train111 - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:33 pm:
Joe Walsh closes his eyes and happily daydreams about all the zeroes in the salary when he inks his conrtract to be a pundit for Fox News
train111
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:34 pm:
“Mr. Walsh, you may want to sit for this …I have the numbers for the 1st reporting precints, and you are down at a 2 to 1 clip … your yard signs have been taken down from most polling places, and ther is a rumor the few GOP precinct captains have you off their palm cards. We tried call the RNCC and they said they will get back to you … that was 3 hours ago…National Fox News has decided to ask another GOP congressman comment on Election Results … and finally … your car was double-parked and you got a ticket … you OK Joe … want some coffee … maybe an herbal tea?”
- Colossus - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:34 pm:
“I’m so ronery!”
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ)
- Cheryl44 - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:35 pm:
I’m sorry Mr. Walsh, but that is *not* the time out corner. Go stand in the corner and we’ll re-start the clock. It’s a minute for each year in your age.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:35 pm:
“I will give you your own mantra. But remember this is a personal mantra, and you mustn’t tell anyone else what it is. Your secret mantra is ‘Un Yellyman.’”
- Jar Jar Binks - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:35 pm:
“What I’ll miss the most, really, is all the yelling. I was so good at it.”
- Pleading the Fifth - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:36 pm:
“Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a color man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.”
- Skeeter - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:36 pm:
“I’m Joe and I have anger management issues.”
- MrJM - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:37 pm:
(I know Rich says he reset his clock, but I prefer to think that he ran my post through the secret Google time-machine.)
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:37 pm:
“Tammy Duckworth is taking the podium. This wiil be the first words she will speak as Congressman-Elect. The Crowd is going crazy as she signals ‘victory’ with her fingers … this must be a tough time for Joe Walsh. It is reported Congressman Walsh congratualted Ms. Duckworth, and promised a smooth transition… It must be a lonely feeling for Joe Walsh …”
- OneMan - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:38 pm:
As he looked at the floor and sighed he thought…
“well at least I can go get some pie when this is all over, win or lose, there will still be pie”
- jsg - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:38 pm:
But Speaker Boehner! Just because I lost the election doesn’t mean Santa should skip my house on Christmas!
- IrishPirate - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:39 pm:
“I got a great idea”.
Former conservative congressman hosts newsprogram in the morning with a hot blonde cohost.
I can see it now. “Morning Joe”. Genius, pure genius.”
- Skeeter - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:39 pm:
With the election lost, Walsh gets back to his main love, i.e. meeting women and not paying his bills.
- Ready To Get Out - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:39 pm:
Uh Joe, if I’m the only one who’s going to show up, can I go home now?
- mokenavince - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:39 pm:
Hank Williams said it best.
Hear the lonesome whiperwill
He sounds to blue to fly
The midnight train is whining low
I’m so lonesome I could cry
Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves begin to cry
That menas he’s lost the will to live
I’m so lonesome I could cry
Your 15 minutes of fame is over.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:39 pm:
“Joe .. Joe? …We still have some pie … Apple pie, Joe… ala mode …Joe?”
- Darienite - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:40 pm:
How do I tactfully tell Rich Miller to reset the clock? Hmmmm……..
- Willie Stark - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:40 pm:
Like Circular Firing Squad’s best, but here’s my crack:
A glum, defeated Joe Walsh, cheered only slightly as the first to receive a 2014 Schock for Governor field staff button-down, is consoled by a distraught Fran Eaton, already busy at work composing in her mind an IR post about who has betrayed this righteous embodiment of strong family values.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:41 pm:
Generally, Method acting combines the actor’s careful consideration of the character’s psychological motives and personal identification with the character, possibly including a reproduction of the character’s emotional state by recalling emotions or sensations from the actor’s own life.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:41 pm:
“Everyone … just …leave the lights on … take the Cannoli …k?”
- OneMan - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:42 pm:
Well they are not going to have Joe Walsh to kick around anymore…
- Skeeter - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:43 pm:
Cong. Walsh, realizing that after he loses he is going to have to pay for his own health insurance and thinking that all the effort he put into destroying HCR is sure going to bite him if Romney wins.
- bored now - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:43 pm:
“i knew i’d lose. i just thought i’d make it interesting!”
- Esquire - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:46 pm:
Howard Beale, the first network news anchor to be shot for low ratings.
- Anonymice - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:46 pm:
“She wouldn’t hurt a fly . . . “
- 47th Ward - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:48 pm:
Come January, I’ll just be an ordinary average guy.
- Earnest - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:50 pm:
Haiku
Election ends soon–
Quiet descends at last, sound
of one hand clapping.
- M - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:56 pm:
Guidance counselor Joe Walsh imagines his life as a politician .
- Wensicia - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 1:59 pm:
@47th at 1:48, FTW.
- shore - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:03 pm:
I’m losing my government funded capitol fax subscription!
- see ya - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:04 pm:
Can I get a blanket, this folding table is going to be a lot harder to sleep on than my comfy taxpayer owned couch.
- RNUG - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:06 pm:
And I was so sure Hank done it this way …
- Anonymoose - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:07 pm:
Let’s see…”Stages of Grief” by Joe Walsh…
1. DENIAL - really can win in the 8th District.
2. ANGER - not any angrier than the usual.
3. BARGAINING - did alot o’ that with the ex-wife so she would wear a WALSH campaign button for a photo op…..
- Bluefish - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:09 pm:
I coulda been a contender
- huh - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:10 pm:
Walsh: Hello, my name is Joe, and I’m a member of Congress.
Audience: Hello, Joe.
Walsh: It’s been 63 days since my last trip to D.C. I miss it. I miss it so much. I’m so scared I won’t be able to make it back. What will I do?
- Hacks - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:10 pm:
Like him or not, Walsh has made more of an impact than most. Democracy is an interesting beast.
- zatoichi - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:18 pm:
Yeah……well…..it’s been a ride.
- Anyone Remember? - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:18 pm:
If I close my eyes, be quiet, and sit very very still perhaps I’ll be invisible to the media if I lose … .
- Quicknote - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:21 pm:
“You’re right. Breathing through the nose does help.”
- One Blue Man - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:22 pm:
Lone audience member - “Mr. Walsh, I support you. Really, I do.”
Walsh - [silence]
Lone audience member - “Mr. Walsh, you ok?”
Walsh - [silence]
Walsh staffer out of frame - “Ma’am, I’m sorry. Mr. Walsh has been instructed to not speak to anyone until after the election. In fact, he sold the rights to all his words to some super PACs to pay some debts.”
Walsh - [takes large gasp of air]
Lone audience member - “Is he holding his breath now?”
Walsh staffer - “Yeah, that’s a new one. That’s all him…heh. Crazy Joe, kind of a wild card.”
Lone audience member - “Ok, well, mind if I just stick around and see how this turns out?”
Walsh staffer - “By all means. He’ll probably pass out around the time his face matches his outfit, then we’ll call it day.”
or
The lonely life of Walsh’s DCCC tracker.
- phocion - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:28 pm:
His sole remaining female supporter gives Joe Walsh some late advice on getting in touch with his feminine side.
- WAK - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:28 pm:
“Good question… Why am I wearing a Canadian tuxedo when this is America! Which is actually why I went with a blue shirt but not denim.”
- Skeeter - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:32 pm:
Hmmm, I wonder why nobody wanted to sit in the front row? Is it something I said?
- Anonymous - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:32 pm:
“At least this chair is still with me.”
- Anonymous - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:34 pm:
When asked about bi-partisanship if re-elected, Walsh stated, “I’ll sit on my $%^&*#@ hands another entire term before even thinking about extending a hand across the aisle.”
- Rich Miller - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:36 pm:
Mistakes, I’ve made a few…
- Anonymous - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:36 pm:
So this is life in the fast lane.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:39 pm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyb_alTkMQ
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:39 pm:
===Mistakes, I’ve made a few… ===
I laughed out loud so loud, someone asked if I was “ok” …
Priceless!
- M - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:40 pm:
Hi, my name is Joe and I’m a rageaholic.
- Norseman - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:40 pm:
- And I Approved This Message - beat me to it. My first thought was, the chair thing worked for Clint.
- reformer - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:52 pm:
“Where’s that Green Party spoiler when you need him?”
“One and done. Gonna be tough to pay off that child support now.”
- Max Bialystock - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:53 pm:
How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?
- DuPage Dave - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:53 pm:
Something happening here but you don’t know what it is- do you, Mr. Joe?
- Darrell Widen - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 2:54 pm:
I’m gonna win the election, and that’s the truffff!
- Say it ain't so! - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:01 pm:
Walsh: “Don’t just sit on your hands folks, get out and vote!”
- Blue Dog - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:03 pm:
Mortimer Snerd sits ready to entertain people by doing his best impersonation of a congressional candidate.
- OneMan - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:11 pm:
99 comments but my shoes are fine…
- WazUp - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:16 pm:
“No really I can time travel, if I just close my eyes and concentrate…”
- WazUp - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:20 pm:
“Go ahead lady stare at me all you want Im not answering your question and if I close my eyes I can make you disappear”
- WazUp - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:21 pm:
“Man! Why did I leave my tinfoil hat in the car!”
- DE - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:25 pm:
I shoulda gone negative on her earlier.
- WazUp - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:31 pm:
Mr. Bean runs for election.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:38 pm:
ALL ‘WALSH’ED UP, DUCKWORTH CLEANS UP
- Quizzical - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:38 pm:
Serenity now, serenity now.
- MrJM - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:39 pm:
“All right… might as well stop payment on those checks to the kids.”
– MrJM
- Hank - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:41 pm:
Lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely,
I have nobody for my own.
I’m so lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely,
wish I had someone to call on the phone.
(Bobby Vinton)
- Bemused - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:47 pm:
Mama always said ” stupid is as stupid does”.
- carpe diem - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:47 pm:
“… now, how did that Clint Eastwood bit work?”
- ArchPundit - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:50 pm:
Joe Walsh meditates before giving his final eruption of the 2012 campaign season knowing his future as a Fox News commentator is riding on his performance.
- railrat - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:53 pm:
the true expression fo a “lunchpail republican” , and “I was just learning the game of golf too”!! DANG
- Wensicia - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:56 pm:
Is it too late to switch ideology and come out as a closet liberal? Hmmm…let me meditate on that…
- ArchPundit - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 3:57 pm:
===“All right… might as well stop payment on those checks to the kids.”
On the up side, the ex will have to get a new court order for child support withholding when I get a new job.
- Anonymice - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 4:29 pm:
==How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?==
You don’t think he actually raised 100 times the cash he spent?
- walkinfool - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 4:36 pm:
“What don’t you understand?”
- M - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 4:43 pm:
As the final debate concludes, Joe Walsh is challenged to a game of infinity hide and seek.
- Oak Park Rob - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 4:56 pm:
Time to change the batter.
- Arthur Andersen - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 5:00 pm:
“And I’ll be what I am…a solitary man..solitary man.”
- Boone Logan Square - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 5:23 pm:
That Thunderbird’s a mean wine.
- Samurai - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 6:21 pm:
I was told to sit on my hands because I cannot stop poking people with my finger when I talk.
- Esquire - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 7:15 pm:
Congressman Walsh replaces Congressman Flanagan as the answer to a Capitol Fax Trivial Pursuit question.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 7:59 pm:
- Esquire -,
Michael Patrick Flanagan is a mitigated Genius!
You mock him at your own peril…
- GeezerLad - Monday, Nov 5, 12 @ 11:33 pm:
Maybe I shouldn’t have said that?
- Samurai - Tuesday, Nov 6, 12 @ 2:49 am:
What the heck was the name of that guy the defeated Flanagan?