54 Comments - Empty Chair - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:28 pm: Deep breaths. - John A Logan - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:29 pm: Be prepared to work “night and day” - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:30 pm: One word - Plastics! Advice … Realize all we, Illinoisans, would like, is a straight answer when you can, and try to stay above all the paranoia/talking points. Have fun, its’ tough being the “messenger”, but if you do it as a Pro, no matter what, you personally wil be respected. And … Plastics. - Bill - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:31 pm: Stay at the museum. - Chicago Cynic - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:31 pm: Become zen with the fact that there is only one press secretary in this administration and his name is Pat Quinn. - Skeeter - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:31 pm: Go in realizing that it is short term gig. Realize that Quinn lacks friends to help you get your next position. Don’t say or do anything that will aggravate people to the extent that getting a new job in January, 2015 will be unreasonably difficult. - Cassiopeia - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:36 pm: Don’t lose sight of the fact that your boss’s term is over on January 12, 2015 or in 672 days. - Just saying - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:39 pm: As Abraham Lincoln said: “You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.” - Cincinnatus - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:42 pm: “… will become Gov. PAT QUINN’s Springfield spokesman as of March 18.” He will be the spokesman for all things concerning Springfield? Who are the spokespeople for the other towns in the state… - Skeeter - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:47 pm: For us outsiders — why does Quinn need both a Spokesman and a Press Secretary? Seems like one person could do both jobs. What am I missing? - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:47 pm: Cinci, I know u guys have been out of power for a while, but the tradition has been that Statehouse based reporters had their own local flak. Sometimes I used them, sometimes I didn’t. Depended on the person and what I needed. - Calhoun Native - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:48 pm: When you get stumped just say “Dave’s not here, man.” - Six Degrees of Separation - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:54 pm: Just remember, if Rebecca Rausch could get a new gig after what she had to flak for, you can, too. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:55 pm: Take lots of pictures, Dave! No one is going to believe what you will be seeing! - titan - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:56 pm: Asbestos underwear, kevlar vest and polyester suit. - Maverick - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:56 pm: Learn about Democratic constituencies. Consider voting in the Democratic primary for once. - Skeeter - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:57 pm: “Cinci, I know u guys have been out of power for a while, but the tradition has been that Statehouse based reporters had their own local flak. Sometimes I used them, sometimes I didn’t. Depended on the person and what I needed.” I too, remember the good old days. My clients used to pick up the tab when I flew first class. And I never cared about the cost of the rental car when I got there. I would choose something comfortable. I knew the client would not ask questions. But times have changed. We are all working on stricter budgets. Nobody likes it, but times are tough. You need to find places to cut. - Pool Boy - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:58 pm: Retire. No, seriously. - Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:01 pm: Drink heavily on St. Patty’s Day. - Chevy owner/Ford County - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:02 pm: Keep your resume current. - Raymond - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:02 pm: Good luck. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:02 pm: Back to the question please. - CircularFiringSquad - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:03 pm: Dave survived a lot of Blagoofian nonsense at CMS and has done fine since the PQ era…we think he understands Good luck we know you would rather be a the ALPLM, but hey let’s have some fun - Commonsense in Illinois - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:06 pm: Take a lesson from Mayor Richard J. Daley’s press secretary and memorize these words…”Don’t write what he says, write what he means.” Might help. - Boone Logan Square - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:07 pm: One word — soy!! - Middle of the Road - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:15 pm: My advice: feel good about being chosen. It’s an honor, and you deserve it. You’ve served the state well every stop along the way, and getting the top Springfield flak spot is deserved. Best of luck! - Pardon - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:16 pm: Try for the sports authority - Cincinnatus - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:17 pm: - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 12:47 pm: “Cinci, I know u guys have been out of power for a while, but the tradition has been that Statehouse based reporters had their own local flak. Sometimes I used them, sometimes I didn’t. Depended on the person and what I needed.” More making fun of the sentence than the position, Rich. English is a great language that I wish I could use better than I do. I think it should say, “Springfield-based,” or “spokesman in Springfield,” but hell, I’m just an engineer… - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:18 pm: ===I’m just an engineer… === Yeah. OK. lol Back to the fun. - Spliff - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:23 pm: Duck and cover! Stop! Drop! and Roll! - RNUG - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 1:24 pm: Dave already knows how to do the pr stuff and I’m sure he also knows this is a short-term gig, so my advice would be: enjoy it while it lasts and try to have fun! - retired - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 2:09 pm: What was I thinkin’? - Wensicia - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 2:15 pm: Is he the update guy on the contents of Quinn’s refrigerator? - Emanuel Kant - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 2:18 pm: Some press secretaries go on to successful careers even after surviving a tough boss under impossible conditions. http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ - ArchPundit - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 2:18 pm: Create a header in Word that starts with WHMTSW What he meant to say was…. - lincolnlover - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 2:29 pm: Dave has been around a long time and could most likely give all of us some advice. My “advice” to Dave is keep on doing’ what you’ve been doin’ the way you’ve been doin’ it, ’cause nobody does it like you! You will be missed on 6th street. - Michelle Flaherty - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 2:44 pm: the gov’s budget is as real as Lincoln’s hat. - OneMan - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 2:49 pm: I think Mr. Blutarsky put it best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYqnoULgD30 - OneMan - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 2:49 pm: Also if anyone suggests a cartoon python, go along with it, live a little… - Sunshine - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 3:05 pm: You are his spokesperson, not his bodyguard.Know where the exits are. Always have another clean shirt available, several if you are discussing pensions. - Roger G. Jacksonville - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 3:54 pm: Congrats Dave. Have known Dave 35+ years great guy who knows how to get along. Keep up the good work. - Anonymous - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 3:57 pm: Pq isn’t known for listening to his press people, so hang in there Dave! - Amalia - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 4:08 pm: hey, at least you left the hat controv behind!!!!! - BDuty6 - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 4:15 pm: Run. As fast as you can, run away and never look back. - Quizzical - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 4:17 pm: If you’re sent out with a tough policy position to announce or defend, procrastinate a while — your boss’s position will change. - Mama - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 4:39 pm: Most of all… have a good sense of humor. It will help defuse all the angry people at the capital building. - Just Me - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 4:57 pm: Get Quinn a muzzle. - susiejones - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 4:59 pm: Dave, retire. we have never met but I have “known” you through the press for years. I was disappointed when I read you were taking this position. seems like a loser to me, but I wish you all the best, seriously. - Judgment Day - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 6:07 pm: Buy a new cage for Squeezy…. - county chairman - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 6:12 pm: good choice since quinn will be history soon - Just The Way It Is One - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 6:44 pm: Think positive and point OUT the positives, keep smiling, and never say die (at this point for Gov. Quinn, all of these are essentials if you’re gonna serve as his mouthpiece, (’cuz, in brief, there’s plenty to be cynical about and frown about and be discOURaged about these days in Illinois, particularly given Pat Quinn’s particular garGANtuan challenges, both policy-wise and politically-speaking)…! - chubs mahoney - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 7:16 pm: Get your war paint and your boxing gloves ready. Defend your guy with confidence. Whatever you do, don’t let the haters and the cynics win. - Bemused - Tuesday, Mar 12, 13 @ 10:10 pm: From the sound of things if he wants to keep the job for awhile he might want to be nice to Lisa. - bullet - Wednesday, Mar 13, 13 @ 7:37 am: if the hat fits its real, must be worth 5 mill? Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.