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Thursday, Sep 26, 2013

* Treasurer Dan Rutherford tweets

In @MetropolisIL found my newest supporter

The photo

Funniest commenter will win a free copy of a new mobile app that I’ll be rolling out before veto session.

- Posted by Rich Miller        

122 Comments
  1. - Sangamon GOP - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:56 am:

    Nice photo of Dan and Aaron Schock.


  2. - Jimmy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:56 am:

    My kingdom for a phone booth.


  3. - Lil Squeezy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:56 am:

    Up up and away with the tax increase, unless it is necessary


  4. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:56 am:

    Before we start …

    Yikes, Dan …(whisper) yikes …


  5. - Dave Dahl - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:57 am:

    Treasurer Dan Rutherford (left) tweets…

    In @MetropolisIL found my newest supporter


  6. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:59 am:

    @FakeDanRutherford - My statue is a bit undersized … compared to my Ego #EnoughAboutMeLetsTalkAboutMe


  7. - Stones - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:59 am:

    Red underpants, boots and a cape and I think he’s nailed it!


  8. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:01 am:

    @FakeDanRutherford - Forget Governor, I want to lead the Justice League #ComicComedy


  9. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:03 am:

    @FakeDanRutherford - This is what happens when Staff forgets to tell you your cape is tucked in! #ClarkKentHasNothingOnMe


  10. - Lefty Lefty - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:03 am:

    He should change his name to Zan Rutherford! (He’s the Wonder Twin that changes to water, possibly the dumbest superpower ever invented.)


  11. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:04 am:

    “Seriously, there’s a staute behind me?”


  12. - Anonymous - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:05 am:

    Which one is Superman?


  13. - wordslinger - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:06 am:

    Unlike Superman, Rutherford chose to wear his newest supporter under his pants.


  14. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:09 am:

    This is the only time Dan’s Ego was in the Shadow of something…


  15. - Skeptic - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:09 am:

    “See? I wear my red undies on the *inside*!”


  16. - AFSCME Steward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:10 am:

    Rutherford consults with Superman after learning that Rauner just bought the Daley Planet.


  17. - OneMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:10 am:

    ooo Metropolis campaigning in Metropolis……


  18. - Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:10 am:

    Supperman and Superman.

    “My first item of business as Governor of Illinois will be to have my friend Aquaman open negotiations with the Asian Carp!”


  19. - wndycty - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:11 am:

    The last Illinois politician who did this became President. See http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090307060958/superman/images/4/40/Obama_Superman.jpg


  20. - OneMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:11 am:

    Pat Quinn while able to tell you several variations of the Superman origin story was surprised to learn that there was a Metropolis in Illinois


  21. - Concerned Observer - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:14 am:

    State Treasurer Dan Rutherford (R, at left) gives his opponents in the upcoming gubernatorial race easy fodder for campaign ads by copying a similar campaign photo once released by Barack Obama.


  22. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:14 am:

    One is overly large, plastic, fits in by lore, hollow, comically drawn, but taken seriously by true believers, and puts itself on a pedestal … and one is a statue of Superman.


  23. - dupage dan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:15 am:

    Dan Rutherford, mild mannered politician for the State of Illinois, dashes into the phone booth and starts to change into Superman.

    A cop comes up and says, “What are you doing in the phone booth?”.

    Dan says, “I’m changing clothes, officer”.

    The cop says, “you can’t change clothes in a phone booth, come out of there”.

    Dan says, “I’m Superman, can’t you see the red “S” on my chest?”.

    The cops says, “I’ll give you a red S, and a black eye if you don’t come out of that phonebooth”.

    (apologies to Bill Cosby)


  24. - Nuclear Bozo - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:15 am:

    Here I am to save the day!


  25. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:16 am:

    “Wait, this isn’t right, I can’t, I might look dopey …(tucks in polo shirt) …Whew! Ok, now take it”


  26. - train111 - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:17 am:

    Dan Rutherford–just like Superman, but with all the muscle relaxed just above his beltline


  27. - Stephen A. Douglas, not Smith - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:18 am:

    “So Superman, are you working for the campaign or the treasurer’s office today?” Cue Blurred Lines…


  28. - 47th Ward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:18 am:

    One is famously vulnerable to Kryptonite, the other to Krispy Kreme.


  29. - AFSCME Steward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:19 am:

    Superman & mini me


  30. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:22 am:

    To fight off the Slytherin House Republicans and Voldermolt, Dan Rutherford pulls out all the stops …


  31. - George Washington - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:22 am:

    The camera seems to have added a few inches to my lt. Gov. For our campaign photo shoot.


  32. - AFSCME Steward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:22 am:

    The Caped Crusader & the Crepped Crusader


  33. - ZC - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:22 am:

    Come to me, Bruce Rauner! I defy you! Come and kneel before Rutherford. Rutherford!


  34. - Anonymour - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:23 am:

    I know what Cartman would say, but I don’t want to risk permanent banishment.


  35. - AFSCME Steward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:26 am:

    Rutherford unveils the new uniform for future Illinois Governors.


  36. - dupage dan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:27 am:

    OK, I’ll stand here next to Superman so’s you can take the picture. But no way in hell am I going to wear the tights.


  37. - Grandson of Man - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:27 am:

    “Here I come to save the state.”

    Hi, I’m Dan Rutherford, running for Illinois governor, and I approve this message.


  38. - A guy... - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:28 am:

    Illinois ain’t ready to see me in the whole outfit, so I’m breaking it out one accessory at a time. I’m growing my bangs, so by the time I’m wearing everything including the red boots, I’ll be able to dipsy doo a little a hair curl on my forehead.


  39. - A guy... - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:29 am:

    Still deciding whether to dress up Steve Kim like Lois or Jimmy. We’ll see what the polls say.


  40. - the unknown poster - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:30 am:

    Ready to do battle against his arch nemesis the Mighty Quinn and his sidekick Squeezy.


  41. - Senator Clay Davis - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:30 am:

    His name is Rutherford the Brave and he is on a quest to save

    His people from the fate that lay before them.


  42. - wordslinger - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:34 am:

    –Still deciding whether to dress up Steve Kim like Lois or Jimmy.–

    Huh?


  43. - MrJM - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:34 am:

    I hate the New 52…

    /ComicNerdJoke

    – MrJM


  44. - Crewchief - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:35 am:

    “Now, if Rauner just doesn’t buy the planet Krpton…”


  45. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:36 am:

    “Now, a staple of the super candidate mythology is, there’s the super candidate and there’s the alter ego. Bruce Rauner is actually Payton Prep Clouter, D-Lard is actually Kirk Dillard. When that character wakes up in the morning, he’s Kirk Dillard. He has to put up Dopey signs to become D-Lard. And it is in that characteristic Rutherford stands alone.

    Rutherford didn’t become “Super” Dan Rutherford. Super “Dan” was born Super “Dan”. When Super “Dan” wakes up in the morning, he’s Super “Dan”. His alter ego is Dan Rutherford. His Golf Shirts with the big “Dan Rutherford for Governor” – that’s the clothes his Campaign Staff makes him wear. The Super “Dan” Ego, those are his “real clothes”. What Dan Rutherford wears – the golf shirts, the khakis – that’s the costume. That’s the costume Super “Dan” wears to blend in with us…”

    Dan Rutherford is how Super “Dan” views us. And what are the characteristics of Dan Rutherford? He’s pandering… He’s overly gratuitous… He’s a candiate who tries way too hard to relate, and makes himslef look superficial… fake.

    Dan Rutherford is Super “Dan’s” critique on the whole Campaign business…”


  46. - bored now - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:42 am:

    it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s… the next person in line…


  47. - Political Neophyte - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:42 am:

    “Dan Rutherford channelling his inner Barack Obama.”


  48. - dupage dan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:42 am:

    Super Dan Osborne stands next to Superman just before Superman falls over and crushes SDO.


  49. - ChicagoDem - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:42 am:

    DR: “Boy size does make a difference.”


  50. - South of Sherman - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:47 am:

    January 2015: Superman poses for a picture in downtown Pontiac with a statue of the community’s best-known Servicemaster franchisee.


  51. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:49 am:

    @FakeJasonPlummer - hey @FakeDanRutherford, join Grogran and me when we take pictures with the Power Rangers at ComCon! #ComicRelief


  52. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:55 am:

    The only person who thinks Dan is shorter than the statue of Superman… is Dan.

    “Are you sure I am not blocking the Statue?”


  53. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:55 am:

    Dan Rutherford unveils his plan to defeat Squeezy the Python!


  54. - OneMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:57 am:

    Next stop, get pongee turned into a Batmobile


  55. - AFSCME Steward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:57 am:

    Rutherford Poses with only living being capable of defeating Mike Madigan.


  56. - Lost In Chicago - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:58 am:

    Hey Superman, can you put me on your back and fly me to my next fundraiser? I’m running out of planes.


  57. - Wensicia - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:58 am:

    “This statue is me before kryptonite.”


  58. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:00 am:

    comment: I appreciate that we have a candidate who doesn’t take himself too seriously. I’ve met Dan on several occasions and I just can’t help but like the guy.


  59. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:09 am:

    Superman and Double Pleated Baggy Dockers Man


  60. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:10 am:

    “You think Super ‘Dan’ can beat up Superman?”

    “Super ‘Dan’ is a caricature, Superman is a real guy!”


  61. - DeKalb Dragon - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:10 am:

    It’s Superman, not a miracle worker.


  62. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:14 am:

    Superman meets Underdog!


  63. - AFSCME Steward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:14 am:

    Faster then a speeding pension crisis
    More Powerful then an antique copper door
    Able to leap House Speakers in a single bound


  64. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:19 am:

    Man of Steel meets Man of Spiel!


  65. - Empty Suit - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:21 am:

    I knew Superman, he was a friend of mine and Treasurer ..


  66. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:24 am:

    Superman meets Metropolis Red Lobster Employee of the Month


  67. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:25 am:

    From the Slytherin House News Service…

    RUTHERFORD SUPPORTS ILLEGAL ALIENS


  68. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:27 am:

    Superman meets Mid-Life Crisis Man


  69. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:30 am:

    Two Old Virgins


  70. - Lois - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:33 am:

    Why yes I do have x-ray vision but I swear I only use it to watch Mike Madigan in his office. For some reason I really enjoy watching him slice that apple and I will leave it at that.


  71. - AFSCME Steward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:40 am:

    Old man at fantasy camp gate


  72. - Anon - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:41 am:

    Wow…there really is a town called Metropolis…who knew


  73. - The DuPage Bard - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:42 am:

    I will portraying myself and playing Solomon Grundy will be Bruce Rauner.


  74. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:46 am:

    I am Super “Dan”

    I am, I am, I am Super Dan
    And I know what’s happening.
    I am, I am, I am Super Dan
    And I can do anything.

    You won’t really vote that guy you support today will you?
    I know you won’t vote that guy ’cause I can see right through you.

    I am, I am, I am Super Dan
    And I know what’s happening.
    I am, I am, I am Super Dan
    And I can do anything.

    If you go a million miles away vote absentee first.
    Trust me when I say I know the pathway to your vote.

    If you go a million miles away vote absentee first.
    Trust me when I say I know the pathway to your vote.

    I am, I am, I am super Dan
    And I know what’s happening.
    I am, I am, I am super Dan
    And I can do anything.


  75. - J. Nolan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:53 am:

    “Hey, I am Dan Rutherford, I don’t take myself too seriously. Guess that means I am fake and have a big ego…”

    Willy, whats with the hate? You ever met the guy?


  76. - AFSCME Steward - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:55 am:

    Dan Rutherford poses with voter after finding out Superman is an Illinois resident.


  77. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 11:58 am:

    - J. Nolan -

    It’s a caption contest, someone wants to put Dopey pictures up, on their own, and Rich wants a caption, I see humor in the irony.

    To the Caption,

    “Take another, Superman blinked!”


  78. - J. Nolan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:03 pm:

    “And what are the characteristics of Dan Rutherford? He’s pandering… He’s overly gratuitous… He’s a candiate who tries way too hard to relate, and makes himslef look superficial… fake.”


  79. - J. Nolan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:06 pm:

    ^^Sorry Idk why it only put the quote, supposed to say:

    “And what are the characteristics of Dan Rutherford? He’s pandering… He’s overly gratuitous… He’s a candiate who tries way too hard to relate, and makes himslef look superficial… fake.”


  80. - J. Nolan - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:07 pm:

    ^^ Did it again, I give up…


  81. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:07 pm:

    - J. Nolan -

    lol … and?

    Look at the pictures!

    Yikes! Irony … I am barrowing from a movie scene, for Cripes sake, and you are taking this seriously?


  82. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:18 pm:

    =J. Nolan=

    I think most of us presume that Dan R. put up that picture to show he does not take himself seriously, so, why shouldn’t we go along with the program and have some fun? I’m expecting Dan to log in and post a caption! (Perhaps he already has!)


  83. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:19 pm:

    OW: Nice work on the lyrics; have you taken over song-writing duties from Vanilla Man?


  84. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:20 pm:

    Who needs Pongee when you can fly?


  85. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:21 pm:

    Dan Rutherford, standing tall to protect Illinois from Kentucky immigrants!


  86. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:22 pm:

    Treasurer Rutherford after losing big at the poker table, pays off his bet.


  87. - Newsclown - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:22 pm:

    Fanboys are furious that Ben Affleck looks nothing like Bruce Rauner


  88. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:23 pm:

    - Pot calling kettle -,

    Not even close.

    Remember the “copy” never can be as great as the Original. I am a poor copy to VMan.

    glad you like it, though, and thanks.

    To the Caption.

    “Well, take off the flash if Superman keeps blinking …”


  89. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:25 pm:

    “I promise to double the guard at Ft. Massac until Kentucky pulls back from its aggressive build-up in Paducah!”


  90. - Loop Lady - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:25 pm:

    Dan really needs to stop listening to his Stuart Smalley tapes…”because I’m smart, and gosh darn it, people like me”…


  91. - Bruce - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:35 pm:

    Is that little man making fun of me?


  92. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:35 pm:

    “Yeah, well … Superman is holding his breath and flexing …”


  93. - dogboy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:38 pm:

    I have so many questions. Where do I come from?


  94. - siriusly - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:42 pm:

    “Good, now get me the brown jacket and we’ll take another one”


  95. - Anonymous - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:55 pm:

    Always wondered what happened to Jimmy Olsen?


  96. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:56 pm:

    “Hurry up and take it before he flies away …”


  97. - Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 12:59 pm:

    I always wondered what happened when Judy Topinka took off her glasses.


  98. - Dave Victor - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 1:07 pm:

    It’s become abundantly clear that some things can’t be made funny. Unless you use the four letter words in your comment. Which I am sure would cause them to not win.


  99. - too obvious - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 1:23 pm:

    Man of Steel and Man Who Hasn’t Missed Any Meals


  100. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 1:26 pm:

    - Dave Victor -,

    I am sorry you feel that way.

    To the Caption,

    “Boy, I wish Clark was here to see me meet Superman. He always seems to be somewhere else ..”


  101. - Underdog - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 1:30 pm:

    Announcing Cash Stash!


  102. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 1:30 pm:

    “If this picture doesn’t make Dave Victor laugh, nothing will!”


  103. - Bluefish - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 1:40 pm:

    PSSST…Dan…The red undershorts go on the outside.


  104. - anonymoose - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 1:47 pm:

    “(Announcer) Whenever there was a call for help….
    (Victim) HELP! HELP!
    (Announcer) SHOE SHINE BOY BECAME IN REAL LIFE….
    da, da, da, da daddada….UNDERDOG.”

    Ooops, mistaken identity of the caped crusader, but still an UNDERDOG.


  105. - anon sequitor - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 1:57 pm:

    A cape! A cape! My campaign for a red cape!


  106. - Golly Gee I'm Tall - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 2:10 pm:

    Treasurer Dan Rutherford asks- Hey is that that guy running for the job I’m leaving? You know the goof that keeps telling people that He is Tall and he should have it all.


  107. - mid-level - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 2:30 pm:

    “I’m Batman”


  108. - SlapShotChiTown - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 3:44 pm:

    Dan :’If I was standing on the platform, my mouth would be just the right height..’


  109. - Esquire - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 4:07 pm:

    Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
    Superman Superman I want to be like Superman
    I want to be like Superman
    Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman

    Woke up this morning, what did I see
    A big black cloud hanging over me
    I switched on the radio and nearly dropped dead
    The news was so bad that I fell out of bed
    There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike
    Got to be a Superman to survive
    Gas bills, rent bills, tax bills, phone bills
    I’m such a wreck but I’m staying alive

    [Look in the paper, what do I see,
    Robbery, violence, insanity.]

    Hey girl we’ve got to get out of this place
    There’s got to be something better than this
    I need you, but I hate to see you this way
    If I were Superman then we’d fly away
    I’d really like to change the world
    And save it from the mess it’s in
    I’m too weak, I’m so thin
    I’d like to fly but I can’t even swim

    Superman Superman I want to fly like Superman
    Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
    Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
    Superman Superman I want to be like Superman


  110. - Dirty Red - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 4:39 pm:

    I saw this photo when it was posted earlier this morning and face palmed too hard to write a caption.

    I saw this photo again just now and think I need to start wearing a helmet at all times.


  111. - wordslinger - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 4:42 pm:

    SlapShot at 3:44, took you all day to think of that? You must have been enjoying the thought too much.


  112. - 4 percent - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 5:13 pm:

    After posting the picture of him plunging the toilet, I’m worried be may show up in Underoos.


  113. - Just The Way It Is One - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 7:41 pm:

    “I was wearing my RED pants when they made this statue of me, and, much younger and in better shape, of course, and, well, had had a facial done shortly before the pose as well.”


  114. - downstate commissioner - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:17 pm:

    What a day to be away from the computer all day… Probably too late to be “entering” this contest…but, I have a picture of me just like this-can I run for governor, too?


  115. - Biker - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 9:19 pm:

    When trouble strikes, at any time, in any place, he becomes… bicycle repair man!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEX0KfKi2XE


  116. - Anonymous - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:08 pm:

    *Pulls out a pencil and a checklist*

    Greta Garbo, and Monroe
    Deitrich and DiMaggio
    Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
    On the cover of a magazine

    *check…check…check…check…check…check*

    Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
    Picture of a beauty queen
    Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
    Ginger Rodgers, dance on air

    *check…check…check…check…check…check*

    Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan (and Superman)

    *check Check CHEck CHECk CHECK!!!

    *Puts the pencil and completed list away (BUT ONLY after checking to make sure THREE apostrophes were used for the last photo), confident that the ultimate photo collection is now complete*


  117. - Anonymous - Thursday, Sep 26, 13 @ 10:10 pm:

    Dan, Putin just called.

    He wants “his pose” back.

    (*Whispers “ut oh,” and runs out of the thread…again.*)


  118. - Anonymous - Friday, Sep 27, 13 @ 5:42 am:

    Rod got out early?


  119. - VanillaMan - Friday, Sep 27, 13 @ 8:00 am:

    “We love one another, and it is time to step out and let the world know!”


  120. - VanillaMan - Friday, Sep 27, 13 @ 8:02 am:

    Our love is super, man!


  121. - wordslinger - Friday, Sep 27, 13 @ 8:31 am:

    Gee, VMan, what are you trying to say? Stay classy.


  122. - cod - Friday, Sep 27, 13 @ 4:11 pm:

    I am Dan Rutherford, and I endorse the right of men to wear blue tights!


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* Mother of child killed in 2017 crash with CTA bus sues her driver, CTA
* Horoscope for Jan. 18, 2018
* Northwestern’s down year continues with 71-65 loss to Ohio State


* Spouse shoulders family's financial worries
* Warriors down Bulls 119-112, tie team record with 14th straight road victory
* Fact check: Trump's 'Fake News Awards' focused on reports that were wrong — and quickly corrected
* Two shot in Albany Park
* Quarterback's death permeates NCAA convention discussions
* Bastian Schweinsteiger re-signs with Fire for 2018 season: 'I love this city, this sport and winning'
* Government shutdown threat remains with divisions over immigration, military dollars
* Trump allegedly told porn actress she reminded him of Ivanka during their affair
* Gay couple who ordered wedding programs got pamphlets about Satan instead, lawsuit says
* Archdiocese: 5 Catholic schools to close, several parishes merge


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* Statehouse bill would connect rural schools to high-speed internet
* Education officials want to double state budget for schools
* University of Illinois trustee seat has been empty a year
* Rauner campaign: 'Governor believes David Duke is a racist'
* Our View: Dubious tariff endangers newspapers' future
* Byron York: Paul Manafort has a point
* EJ Dionne: Will Trump exhaust our democratic capacities?


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* Madison Keys wins again at Australian Open
* Area Calendar 1/18/18
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* Suspect barricades himself in car after police chase
* Parent who used SWIC childcare reacts to elimination of program
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* LeClaire home offers beautiful views of the river


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* Installation of solar panels in Goshen surpass expectations
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* Heating up: Sharapova vs Kerber in 3rd round; Muguruza out

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* Gutierrez offers Kelly an apology, and all it took was the White House chief of staff implying Donald Trump, misspoke
* At The Illinois Holocaust Museum | Speak Truth To Power
* Happy Anniversary, La Patisserie P!
* Watch a BellyQ bartender make a newfangled old-fashioned using dancing fish flakes
* Activists clash with aldermen over community benefits at Obama Presidential Center hearing, and other Chicago news
* The [Wednesday] Papers
* Fix Illinois by breaking the state apart? A gubernatorial candidate makes the case.


* Illinois Awarded Funds to Offer Advanced Training on Detecting Impaired Driving
* Illinois EPA Announces Upcoming Household Hazardous Waste Collection Events
* IEMA Highlights Emergency Preparedness for People with Access and Functional Needs in May - Ready Illinois website offers preparedness tips for people, caregivers
* First Lady Launches Illinois Family Connects
* Governor and Lt. Governor Unveil 2016 Journal of Local Government Shared Service Best Practices

  
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* Winter iPhone 8 and iPhone X demand forecast to be down
* Huawei integrating Android Messages app for SMS/RCS
* Apple’s future, iPhone addiction plans, Project Fi Unlimited & more – Pocketnow Daily
* Apple gives out $2,500 in stocks to most employees

* Collins ranked MLB's No. 9 catching prospect
* With maturity comes lofty expectations for Eloy
* Pirates rebuild not met with enthusiasm
* Moncada guiding Robert during mini-camp
* White Sox announce player development staff
* Robert at ease during Sox hitters mini-camp
* Moncada guiding Robert during mini-camp


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