SUBSCRIBE to Capitol Fax      Advertise Here      Mobile Version     Exclusive Subscriber Content     Updated Posts    Contact
CapitolFax.com
To subscribe to Capitol Fax, click here.
Caption Contest

Friday, Apr 25, 2014

Posted by Barton Lorimor (@bartonlorimor)

Have at it.

- Posted by Barton Lorimor        


44 Comments
  1. - Tired of politics - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 6:18 am:

    Hi Pat,how much for you to drop out of the race?


  2. - Arthur Andersen - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 6:38 am:

    (Cinda Klickna) “I don’t like him, but I really don’t like you.”


  3. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 6:52 am:

    “Mr. Wolz, I’m Tom Hagan…”


  4. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 6:59 am:

    “How exciting. Pat Quinn the Career Politician and Cinda Klickna, a Union Boss. Together. How great! Let me shake your hand for making my dreams come true.”


  5. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:01 am:

    “Hello. ‘Bruce Rauner’, you may have seen me on TV…”


  6. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:02 am:

    “My wife is a big fan, Governor, but she voting for me anyway…”


  7. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:08 am:

    “Rahm wanted me to tell both of you, ‘Hello’ and to remind you guys, ‘&$@:#%, and *%&$@# too. Me? I just want to beat him (Quinn) and destroy your Union…so, hello.”


  8. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:10 am:

    “Don’t worry Pat, your Pension is safe, for now…”


  9. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:11 am:

    “Nice tie, Pat.”


  10. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:15 am:

    “My interior decorators wants to know what day is good for them to come down and measure for drapes at the Mansion. Email me…”


  11. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:25 am:

    “Don’t strain yourself, Pat, it’s just a handshake…”


  12. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:27 am:

    “Tell Vallas, he shoulda joined my ticket for me, will ya?”


  13. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:29 am:

    “Good to see you both, but I’m late for a fundraiser Rahm is throwing for me, so …see you guys soon…”


  14. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:30 am:

    “I bet both of you were hoping for Dillard, am I right or am I right…”


  15. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:41 am:

    “Where’s the Carhartt?”


  16. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:44 am:

    “Pat, Diana wanted me to thank you for her funding…”


  17. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:01 am:

    “Just you two today? You want to get anyone else, Pat?”


  18. - Siriusly - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:12 am:

    Arne said I didn’t need to wear a tie.


  19. - Walker - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:17 am:

    Looks like Rauner has lost a lot of weight, or he borrowed one of Christie’s suits.


  20. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:22 am:

    “Three down, now just you, Pat…”


  21. - Cheswick - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:24 am:

    Bruce Rauner crushes every bone in Pat Quinn’s hand.


  22. - zatoichi - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:42 am:

    Rauner is in heel mode while demonstrating the new paralyzing, iron claw handshake he learned from Baron von Raschke.

    Quinn stays a face, but secretly prepares a left hand counter with the classic two finger Moe eye poke.


  23. - Skeptic - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:49 am:

    One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a Thumb War!


  24. - OneMan - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:07 am:

    Nice to finally meet you Oswego Willy, I mean Pat…


  25. - OneMan - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:07 am:

    Governor, you are welcome for the fact I am the only guy they can possibly like less than you…


  26. - Skeptic - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:19 am:

    “Ha! My Acme Prank Hand Buzzer gets another one!”


  27. - Phenomynous - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:45 am:

    “Bruce Rauner’s impression Squeezy the Python”


  28. - A guy... - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:59 am:

    BR: If I’ve gotta shake hands with one person…


  29. - A guy... - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 10:00 am:

    The winner gets to drive Cinda home: I’ll yield!


  30. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 11:58 am:

    “Give up already, Pat. Your face is already purple and I’ll keep squeezing until your head explodes!”


  31. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:00 pm:

    “I would’ve worn my Carhartt, but it’s in being custom-tailored to make me look more manly.”


  32. - Wensicia - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:01 pm:

    Pat: “Shake hands and come out spinning!”


  33. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:02 pm:

    “I wore a blue shirt today so the downstate slobs will think I’m a blue collar worker. Get it? Blue collar? Ah, I crack myself up.”


  34. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:04 pm:

    Pat: “Sears. Off the rack.”
    Bruce: “Burlington Coat factory. No kiddin’. I think it fits me swell.”


  35. - Irish - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:15 pm:

    One of these guys will be the next Governor………YIKES!!!!!


  36. - Irish - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:16 pm:

    ” The Shaker and the Faker.”


  37. - PolPal56 - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 1:27 pm:

    Pat and Brucie, thinking in unison, “DIE, #*^^@*^&*#^$!”

    Cinda, “Anyone have any weapons handy?”


  38. - huggybunny - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 1:28 pm:

    Cinda Klickna: Wonder if I could spit in his eye from down here!


  39. - Mr. T - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 1:49 pm:

    Can I vote for - “None of the Above.”


  40. - Just The Way It Is One - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:17 pm:

    It’s callled a tie–a TIE, Bruce–and even though you’ll never HOLD this Office, it’s the kind of thing Governors DO–wear TIES to Formal Events like this Meeting and Q & A Session, with a few exceptions, like the State Fair or somethin’…but this isn’t ONE of those exceptions, Mr. “.01%”–and I’m SURE that, somehow, you could scrounge up $18 for one–instead of wastin’ it on some substandard Watch…!”


  41. - Anonymous - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:18 pm:

    same sex square dancing even after she stopped calling


  42. - Just The Way It Is One - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:20 pm:

    That was meant to be spelled, “called” up above. (I suppose I would get an “F” from one of the Spelling Teachers in the Audience for not proofreading first, but truth be told, I’m rushing ‘cuz ya never know now at just what instant Barton is going to utilize the “Power of the Friday Afternoon Cut-Off Button for Comments which only the BlogMaster or his Super-Sub have had graced upon them…!”


  43. - Anonymous - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:36 pm:

    the viking vs.the irish


  44. - I B Strapped - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:41 pm:

    Listen Bruce, I’m not saying you’re untrustworthy but since you’ve just agreed to not cut my Pension, let’s shake on it with my witness here Cynthia,K?


Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.


* Chris Kennedy busts the contribution cap in governor's race
* Reader comments closed for the weekend
* *** UPDATED x2 - Emanuel responds - Cullerton responds *** Rauner vetoes Chicago pension fund bill
* State ban on med-mar campaign contributions struck down by federal judge
* Question of the day
* Vendor is hacked, Rauner admin calls out Mendoza
* So, what will Vallas do?
* The high price of deliberate inaction
* A completely bogus Democratic argument
* Caption contest!
* Durkin says he has 26 votes for pension reform and one-year CPS funding
* Leader Radogno: "No Governor's spokesman, even Goldberg speaks for the Senate caucus"
* *** UPDATED x1 - Mendoza slammed, too *** Republican Party pounces on AG Madigan
* Rauner says his Colorado friends are telling him "pretty terrible things" about legal weed
* When Springfield is in Atlanta
* Poll: Half of Illinoisans want to keep Obamacare, a third say state impasse has affected them, 41 percent blame the government for poverty
* SUBSCRIBERS ONLY - Supplement to today’s edition
* Rauner source on grand bargain: "As far as we’re concerned, it’s dead"
* SUBSCRIBERS ONLY - Today's edition of Capitol Fax (use all CAPS in password)
* Yesterday's stories

Support CapitolFax.com
Visit our advertisers...

...............

...............

...............

...............

...............
<


Loading


* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....
* Gov. Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pen.....


* 1.4M Illinois job seekers may have had personal data hacked
* Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pension system
* Study: Dramatic drop in Chicago stop-and-frisk procedures
* Judge imposes 7-year sentence in Chicago school bribery case
* Judge orders treatment for ex-Illinois village treasurer
* Chicago father, 2 sons sentenced for sex trafficking
* Indiana families affected by lead to protest forced move
* Advocates seek better awareness of Safe Haven baby laws
* Pennsylvania town marks vacant buildings with scarlet letter
* Illinois man sentenced to life for 2011 slaying of parents

* 1.4M Illinoisans affected after state agency vendor hacked
* Home care agency says it needs $2.1M from state to make payroll
* Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pension system
* Durbin blasts Trump plan to cut after-school program funding
* Illinois judge rules in favor of lawmakers seeking pay
* Chicago has biggest population dip as Southern states grow
* Illinois Supreme Court leaves hospital tax exemptions in place
* Could vacant state jobs be moved to Springfield?
* Proposed law would require headlights on while driving
* Agencies told to decide if vacant jobs can be moved to Springfield

* Lives really are at stake in the state budget war; it needs to end
* Upstart pizza chains losing battle with Domino's—especially here
* Fed gives Northern Trust 'living will' extension along with four foreign banks
* Illinois' stack of unpaid medical bills now reaches $3.5 billion
* 7 years in prison for CPS bribery 'mastermind' ​


* Man shot multiple times in West Englewood
* BROWN: Seniors’ safety shouldn’t depend on state paying its bills
* Article ‘unfairly criticizes’ U.S. attorney
* ComEd maintenance affects CTA Yellow Line service this weekend
* Missing New Lenox woman found dead in Frankfort
* Two men shot in West Englewood
* Handwritten letters — memories and a personal imprint
* Albert Almora Jr. leaves game with neck tightness, status unclear
* City warns retail electric suppliers to stay off CHA properties
* Partisan games make America the biggest loser


* Jerry Krause played his part, but Michael Jordan was source of Bulls' greatness
* Black officials to Rauner: We don't want Paul Vallas at Chicago State
* Trump, GOP leaders abruptly pull health care bill in stunning defeat
* 3 teenage boys among 7 wounded in shootings on South Side
* State police help save woman overdosing at Thompson Center
* Speaker Ryan falls short in first test of Trump presidency
* Ex-CPS consultant sentenced to 7 years in prison in bribery scandal
* Ex-Penn State president guilty of child endangerment in Sandusky scandal
* Rauner touts support for pension plan that includes CPS aid, vetoes a city proposal
* Week in review: GOP health plan collapses, miracle surgery for baby and Chance at Lolla


» Study: Dramatic Drop In Chicago Stop-and-frisk Procedures
» State Department Instructs Embassies To Beef Up Screening For Visa Applicants
» Illinois Unemployment Drops To Ten-Year Low
» Rauner Vetoes Emanuel-Backed Pension Bill
» Chicago Businesses Consider Implications Of Health Care Overhaul
» Lawmakers Relieved To Receive Delayed Paychecks
» Chicago Police Not Yet Identifying Suspects In Livestreamed Gang Rape Case
» Durbin Goes After Trump Budget in Springfield
» State Week: Budget Battles Continue In Courts
» East Chicago Families Affected By Lead To Protest Forced Move


* 1.4M Illinoisans affected after state agency vendor hacked
* Home care agency says it needs $2.1M from state to make payroll
* Rauner vetoes overhaul of Chicago city pension system
* Durbin blasts Trump plan to cut after-school program funding
* Illinois judge rules in favor of lawmakers seeking pay
* Thumbs Down: To the never-ending Mendoza-Rauner blame game
* Endorsement: Gordon Gates for Lincoln Land College Board
* Department on Aging: Innovative changes needed for senior care in Illinois
* Eugene Robinson: Mr. President, the disgrace is all yours
* George Will: Whatever replaces Obamacare will look a lot like Obamacare


* Upcoming Services
* Let the trout fishing begin: Iowa DNR releases 2,000 fish into West Lake Park
* Auffenberg Dealer Group to relocate to Shiloh with $40 million project
* Rodney Davis statement on GOP health care law
* Voters to decide between Ann Thompson-Kelly, Bryant Moore for 7th Ward
* Alton man gets prison time for firearm charge
* Davis: 'Disappointed' in many GOP colleagues for not backing health care bill
* Fall Cleanup Week in East Peoria likely a go
* An ‘intellectual competition’ lands Southwestern High a third place state finish
* The Southern to host open house


* Libertyville High School students quiz mayoral candidates
* Carol Stream firefighters battling house blaze
* Woman found dead in house fire near Bensenville
* Attorney general: Lisle didn't fully comply with directive
* Model Train Day at Lambs Farm

* Protesters converge on US Rep. Randy Hultg...
* Veterans seek answers at forum with US Rep...
* Our View: Time for Randy Hultgren to hold ...
* GOP Obamacare replacement takes flak from ...
* Illinois rep: Republicans must 'figure out...
* GOP congressman appears to distance himsel...
* US Rep. Randy Hultgren reflects on busines...
* Republican health care bill fails, pulled ...
* US Rep. Randy Hultgren talks veterans' iss...
* US Rep. Randy Hultgren accepting internshi...

* Sen. Durbin Unsure of His Vote On Gorsuch ......
* US Senator Durbin Condemns GOP Healthcare ......
* Durbin Goes After Trump Budget in Springfi......
* Durbin Goes After Trump Budget in Springfi......
* Senator Dick Durbin: Repealing Obamacare i......

* Senator Tammy Duckworth Addresses Blooming......
* GOP plans to thank veterans for their serv......

* Trump’s proposed budget cuts would eviscerate aid to Chicago’s domestic violence victims, homeless services, lead poisoning screenings, and more
* Chicago Cocktail Summit 2017: David Wondrich’s seminar ‘Chicago Cocktails and Bars of Old,’ and more events
* At Last! Lawrence & Wilson Bridges To Get Long-Overdue Repairs
* Illinois home prices increase in February; sales lower amid tight inventory
* House committee hearing news dominates Illinois State Capitol Report
* Protest Paul Ryan by drinking beer
* Drake’s diaspora, Discogs drama, DJ ‘controllerism,’ and more of the week’s best music writing
* DeVos on choice.
* For-profit health care. Repeal and replace.
* Illinois may be broke but these guys aren’t.


* Rauner Urges Swift Action on State-City Pension Deal as House GOP Readies Its Votes
* Governor Announces Appointment
* Governor Takes Action to Protect Taxpayers
* Vendor Contracted by Illinois Department of Employment Security Data Breached
* Statement from Deputy Governor Leslie Munger on Court Ruling to Prioritize Lawmaker Pay

  
* T-Mobile upgrades their network with phone scam protection
* Watch someone type on the Samsung Galaxy S8
* Movado-made smartwatches for Hugo Boss, Tommy Hilfiger are official
* Google Talk moves to Hangouts, Google+ on Gmail is done
* Twitter is trying to fight Google, Amazon, and Facebook from stealing NFL games
* [Deal] Best Buy takes 75% off an Incipio case for the Moto G5 Plus
* Moto G5 Plus up for pre-orders, sales begin March 31

* MRI confirms no structural damage for Rodon
* Quintana to make first Opening Day start
* Prospect Moncada eats up to 85 Twinkies a week
* Rodon (tight biceps) scratched; MRI to come
* White Sox hand Quintana his 1st Opening Day start
* White Sox scratch Rodon due to biceps tightness
* Moncada, Giolito, Lopez reflect on Sox camp


Main Menu
Home
Illinois
YouTube
Pundit rankings
Obama
Subscriber Content
Durbin
Burris
Blagojevich Trial
Advertising
Updated Posts
Polls

Archives
March 2017
February 2017
January 2017
December 2016
November 2016
October 2016
September 2016
August 2016
July 2016
June 2016
May 2016
April 2016
March 2016
February 2016
January 2016
December 2015
November 2015
October 2015
September 2015
August 2015
July 2015
June 2015
May 2015
April 2015
March 2015
February 2015
January 2015
December 2014
November 2014
October 2014
September 2014
August 2014
July 2014
June 2014
May 2014
April 2014
March 2014
February 2014
January 2014
December 2013
November 2013
October 2013
September 2013
August 2013
July 2013
June 2013
May 2013
April 2013
March 2013
February 2013
January 2013
December 2012
November 2012
October 2012
September 2012
August 2012
July 2012
June 2012
May 2012
April 2012
March 2012
February 2012
January 2012
December 2011
November 2011
October 2011
September 2011
August 2011
July 2011
June 2011
May 2011
April 2011
March 2011
February 2011
January 2011
December 2010
November 2010
October 2010
September 2010
August 2010
July 2010
June 2010
May 2010
April 2010
March 2010
February 2010
January 2010
December 2009
November 2009
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
May 2009
April 2009
March 2009
February 2009
January 2009
December 2008
November 2008
October 2008
September 2008
August 2008
July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004

Blog*Spot Archives
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005

Syndication

RSS Feed 2.0
Comments RSS 2.0
WordPress




Hosted by MCS SUBSCRIBE to Capitol Fax Advertise Here Mobile Version Contact Rich Miller