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Friday, Apr 25, 2014

Posted by Barton Lorimor (@bartonlorimor)

Have at it.

- Posted by Barton Lorimor        

44 Comments
  1. - Tired of politics - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 6:18 am:

    Hi Pat,how much for you to drop out of the race?


  2. - Arthur Andersen - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 6:38 am:

    (Cinda Klickna) “I don’t like him, but I really don’t like you.”


  3. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 6:52 am:

    “Mr. Wolz, I’m Tom Hagan…”


  4. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 6:59 am:

    “How exciting. Pat Quinn the Career Politician and Cinda Klickna, a Union Boss. Together. How great! Let me shake your hand for making my dreams come true.”


  5. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:01 am:

    “Hello. ‘Bruce Rauner’, you may have seen me on TV…”


  6. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:02 am:

    “My wife is a big fan, Governor, but she voting for me anyway…”


  7. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:08 am:

    “Rahm wanted me to tell both of you, ‘Hello’ and to remind you guys, ‘&$@:#%, and *%&$@# too. Me? I just want to beat him (Quinn) and destroy your Union…so, hello.”


  8. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:10 am:

    “Don’t worry Pat, your Pension is safe, for now…”


  9. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:11 am:

    “Nice tie, Pat.”


  10. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:15 am:

    “My interior decorators wants to know what day is good for them to come down and measure for drapes at the Mansion. Email me…”


  11. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:25 am:

    “Don’t strain yourself, Pat, it’s just a handshake…”


  12. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:27 am:

    “Tell Vallas, he shoulda joined my ticket for me, will ya?”


  13. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:29 am:

    “Good to see you both, but I’m late for a fundraiser Rahm is throwing for me, so …see you guys soon…”


  14. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:30 am:

    “I bet both of you were hoping for Dillard, am I right or am I right…”


  15. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:41 am:

    “Where’s the Carhartt?”


  16. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 7:44 am:

    “Pat, Diana wanted me to thank you for her funding…”


  17. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:01 am:

    “Just you two today? You want to get anyone else, Pat?”


  18. - Siriusly - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:12 am:

    Arne said I didn’t need to wear a tie.


  19. - Walker - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:17 am:

    Looks like Rauner has lost a lot of weight, or he borrowed one of Christie’s suits.


  20. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:22 am:

    “Three down, now just you, Pat…”


  21. - Cheswick - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:24 am:

    Bruce Rauner crushes every bone in Pat Quinn’s hand.


  22. - zatoichi - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:42 am:

    Rauner is in heel mode while demonstrating the new paralyzing, iron claw handshake he learned from Baron von Raschke.

    Quinn stays a face, but secretly prepares a left hand counter with the classic two finger Moe eye poke.


  23. - Skeptic - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 8:49 am:

    One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a Thumb War!


  24. - OneMan - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:07 am:

    Nice to finally meet you Oswego Willy, I mean Pat…


  25. - OneMan - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:07 am:

    Governor, you are welcome for the fact I am the only guy they can possibly like less than you…


  26. - Skeptic - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:19 am:

    “Ha! My Acme Prank Hand Buzzer gets another one!”


  27. - Phenomynous - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:45 am:

    “Bruce Rauner’s impression Squeezy the Python”


  28. - A guy... - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 9:59 am:

    BR: If I’ve gotta shake hands with one person…


  29. - A guy... - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 10:00 am:

    The winner gets to drive Cinda home: I’ll yield!


  30. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 11:58 am:

    “Give up already, Pat. Your face is already purple and I’ll keep squeezing until your head explodes!”


  31. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:00 pm:

    “I would’ve worn my Carhartt, but it’s in being custom-tailored to make me look more manly.”


  32. - Wensicia - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:01 pm:

    Pat: “Shake hands and come out spinning!”


  33. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:02 pm:

    “I wore a blue shirt today so the downstate slobs will think I’m a blue collar worker. Get it? Blue collar? Ah, I crack myself up.”


  34. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:04 pm:

    Pat: “Sears. Off the rack.”
    Bruce: “Burlington Coat factory. No kiddin’. I think it fits me swell.”


  35. - Irish - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:15 pm:

    One of these guys will be the next Governor………YIKES!!!!!


  36. - Irish - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 12:16 pm:

    ” The Shaker and the Faker.”


  37. - PolPal56 - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 1:27 pm:

    Pat and Brucie, thinking in unison, “DIE, #*^^@*^&*#^$!”

    Cinda, “Anyone have any weapons handy?”


  38. - huggybunny - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 1:28 pm:

    Cinda Klickna: Wonder if I could spit in his eye from down here!


  39. - Mr. T - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 1:49 pm:

    Can I vote for - “None of the Above.”


  40. - Just The Way It Is One - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:17 pm:

    It’s callled a tie–a TIE, Bruce–and even though you’ll never HOLD this Office, it’s the kind of thing Governors DO–wear TIES to Formal Events like this Meeting and Q & A Session, with a few exceptions, like the State Fair or somethin’…but this isn’t ONE of those exceptions, Mr. “.01%”–and I’m SURE that, somehow, you could scrounge up $18 for one–instead of wastin’ it on some substandard Watch…!”


  41. - Anonymous - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:18 pm:

    same sex square dancing even after she stopped calling


  42. - Just The Way It Is One - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:20 pm:

    That was meant to be spelled, “called” up above. (I suppose I would get an “F” from one of the Spelling Teachers in the Audience for not proofreading first, but truth be told, I’m rushing ‘cuz ya never know now at just what instant Barton is going to utilize the “Power of the Friday Afternoon Cut-Off Button for Comments which only the BlogMaster or his Super-Sub have had graced upon them…!”


  43. - Anonymous - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:36 pm:

    the viking vs.the irish


  44. - I B Strapped - Friday, Apr 25, 14 @ 3:41 pm:

    Listen Bruce, I’m not saying you’re untrustworthy but since you’ve just agreed to not cut my Pension, let’s shake on it with my witness here Cynthia,K?


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