According to sources, Rahm’s real response included words that can only be transmitted via the usage of the shift key combined with the numbers row on a keyboard.
- And I Approved This Message - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:46 am:
This photo captures the moment when Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel realizes that after partying all night after the Blackhawk’s victory Monday he apparently has no neck.
Diana had told Bruce that she would be shopping for ivory to crush for pebbles on the new driveway, but she came home reeking of wasteful government spending and big city machine politics.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:22 am:
“Rahm, I’m talking to you, look at me!”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:23 am:
“I’m sure if I asked the governor, Mayor Emanuel, he’d probably take my side over yours… Sir”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:24 am:
“Mayor Emanuel is a very wealthy man. I know. My husband, the governor, made him wealthy…”
- Joe M - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:24 am:
Rahm thinking to himself: Do I really want to go on any more vacations with the Rauners?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:24 am:
“Rahm Emanuel, you look over here right now!”
- Anon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:24 am:
“One of these is not like the other”
- siriusly - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:26 am:
Is Rahm really “Hizzoner”? I thought that was a Daley exclusive term. I am thinking not.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:27 am:
“Rahm, excuse me, Rahm, Bruce wanted me to let you know he’s watching…”
- Team Sleep - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:29 am:
According to sources, Rahm’s real response included words that can only be transmitted via the usage of the shift key combined with the numbers row on a keyboard.
- Gooner - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:30 am:
“If I had a $200,000 a year Chief of Staff, she would make sure that I was sitting farther from that person in the white shirt.”
- Gooner - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:34 am:
“Uhhmn Rahm? You promised there would be 1990 Screaming Eagle Cab. We always serve you the Screaming Eagle in Montana.”
- A guy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:34 am:
All three of us chose a pantsuit for this meeting.
- zatoichi - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:35 am:
Man, three years ago life was cruising. Now look around this room. Who needs this.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:37 am:
“Rahm, Can you send that packet to my state worker?”
- Commander Norton - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:37 am:
Rahm: “I’m so bored I’m thinking up better attack ads my people could sell to Bruce.”
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:41 am:
I hear Springfield is nice in August.
- And I Approved This Message - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:46 am:
This photo captures the moment when Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel realizes that after partying all night after the Blackhawk’s victory Monday he apparently has no neck.
- Bluefish - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:49 am:
“Can you ask Bruce if he has $434 million to spare.”
- vole - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 11:57 am:
Hmmm … wonder if there might be another revolving door to another $14 million dollar corporate gig out there? This mayor jag is a bummer.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 12:06 pm:
Dang it. Rauner’s wife’s name…Debbie? Donna? D something I think. Darlene? No. Shoot. It’ll come to me.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 12:06 pm:
What’s with the red buttons? I didn’t get a red button.
- Quizzical - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 12:13 pm:
Diana had told Bruce that she would be shopping for ivory to crush for pebbles on the new driveway, but she came home reeking of wasteful government spending and big city machine politics.
- walker - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 12:14 pm:
“Please. Nobody mention pensions.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 12:32 pm:
“Rahm, pay attention, this is the part you are going to do for Bruce…”
- MrJM - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 12:38 pm:
This season of The Bachelor stinks.
– MrJM
- Cheryl44 - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 12:49 pm:
Rahm looks like he needs a sweater.
- Soccermom - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 1:03 pm:
MrJM, i’m not even gonna try.
- Under Further Review - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 1:11 pm:
Rahm demonstrates that simple hydration is the most effective cure for the common hangover.
- GA Watcher - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 1:52 pm:
He doesn’t listen to me either, Rahm.
- bluecollargal - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 1:58 pm:
Don’t worry Rahm the new wine shipment is coming any day now!
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 2:07 pm:
Royal master Masonic signal
- newwestsuburbangop'er - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 2:16 pm:
If i had only pushed harder for quinn.
- See the forest - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 2:29 pm:
Birds of a feather …
- bored now - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 2:33 pm:
safely re-elected, da mayor returns to form…
- Cheswick - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 3:09 pm:
Brr it’s cold in here. There must be some Rauners in the atmosphere. — Rahm
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:06 pm:
(”Mmmm. Pork chops and apple sauce.”)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:08 pm:
(By pressing certain nerve in neck, Grasshopper, you can tune out female voices.)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:12 pm:
(My phone should ring any minute now with that call pulling me out of here to an “emergency.”)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:14 pm:
(Must…jab my throat with sharp fingernail to stay awake!)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:17 pm:
(Luckily I had my aide fill my water bottle with vodka beforehand.)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:21 pm:
(How do I tell her he came off like Gomer Pyle in those ads?)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:24 pm:
(Schock was right. This padded shirt DOES make it look like I’m buffed.)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:25 pm:
DR: “Harcourt Fenton Emanuel! You WILL pay attention to me right this instant.”
- A guy - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 4:31 pm:
“It’s got a good beat. You can dance to it.”
- Cheswick - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 5:06 pm:
Okay, those were pretty good, Streator C.
- James - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 5:37 pm:
I’ll take “Pensions” for $1000.
- Enviro - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 6:07 pm:
(How can I break it to the voters that the only solution is to increase Chicago’s property taxes.)
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:20 pm:
He’s poking me with his pen
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:21 pm:
Contestants on are you smarter than a 5th grader
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:26 pm:
He just threw up in his hand.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:31 pm:
Why can’t he keep his elbows off the table?
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:33 pm:
Who that with a picture of the mayor on a stick?
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:42 pm:
(Now I know why Biden goes through a case of No-Doze a week.)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:43 pm:
(Rahm, just keep reminding yourself, you don’t have to smell The Orange Man’s breath any more…)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:44 pm:
(I wish I had some of my little army men to put in these tents. That would be fun.)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:46 pm:
(If I pose like famous statues, maybe I can stay awake. First, Rodin’s “The Thinker.”)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:48 pm:
(Clean up your language, they said, then you’ll get invited to more stuff with women. I’d like to kick the #$%& out of whoever said that!)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:51 pm:
(Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t. Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don’t. ‘Cause…)
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:53 pm:
Does somebody need a hug?
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:54 pm:
(Why did I leave my Rubik’s Cube in my jacket pocket?)
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 16, 15 @ 7:55 pm:
Do you smell booze?