“I said no sausage on my pizza. Where’s the sausage, you ask? What do you call that, huh? Now get me one with mushrooms and green peppers only. The sausage - give it to Burke.”
That is my spot. You are not to sit in my spot. The ventilation in respect to the doorway and windows is optimal. I am able to fully view the TV screen, as well as take part in banter with my friends to my left and right. That is my spot. I love my mother, but my feelings for my spot go much much deeper. Get out, now!
Listen, this is MY @&%#!ing crisis now and you can bet your seat that I’m not gonna let it go without sticking it to those cops and firemen who boo me everywhere I go.
Thanks Word and Willy, but let’s all remember, a man in his position can’t be made to look ridiculous.
- Under Further Review - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:18 pm:
Of course, it is a different haircut. I am not balding, I have been pulling my own hair out working up this #$@*& budget and you have the nerve to question my integrity!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:24 pm:
“Burke! Com’mere! Say that to my face”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:25 pm:
“I don’t care if he’s a Daley, he’s a Freshman, bring ‘em ‘ere!”
- Jorge - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:26 pm:
Sit! Good boy.
- Norseman - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:26 pm:
I didn’t get a “harrumph” out of that guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhQ0DibXdHU
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:27 pm:
- Norseman -, spot on.
“Caption?”
“I left my special gavel, right here!”
- Bogey Golfer - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:28 pm:
“I said no sausage on my pizza. Where’s the sausage, you ask? What do you call that, huh? Now get me one with mushrooms and green peppers only. The sausage - give it to Burke.”
- Huh? - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:29 pm:
Sit down and shut up. You don’t speak until I tell you what to say.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:30 pm:
“What’s that phone doing ‘dare? … Rauner… He wants dat phone ‘dare? I ain’t no ‘wait by the phone $&@#%’, I do what I want. Hear me? I want!”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:34 pm:
“You tell him dat if he don’t vote for the garbage pick-up fees, no one’s pickin’ up his garbage while I’m da mayor. Now you tell him dat.”
- pool boy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:36 pm:
For the last time, Donald Trump is not coming.
- Gruntled University Employee - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:37 pm:
It’s nice to see him use his index finger…for a change.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:38 pm:
“Rauner ain’t for my property tax increase? Why does he care? His kid is out of Payton Prep… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:41 pm:
“I won, so now, You find me that guy who took the video of me dancin’ or I swear, the next four years for you, you won’t be dancin’. Got it”
- Piper Gwen - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:42 pm:
I’m going to Disney World!
- Piper Gwen - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:42 pm:
Or, I’m going %$#&ing Disney World motha%$#@&.
- Jeff Trigg - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:43 pm:
EAT &$%@ YOU #&% @*&$ %$#@&^ *#$@%^*& &*^%#$@&$^%
YOU ARE GOING TO PASS THIS %^&*$% ^%$#&*^% TAX HIKE AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT.
- Wordslinger - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:43 pm:
“Napoleon Complex?! Napoleon Complex?! Napoleon was a shrimp, five six, tops! I’m five effin seven, hear me?! Five seven!”
- Anon221 - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:50 pm:
THIS is how you press a button. Got it!?!
- Old Lobbyist - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 1:54 pm:
I am not taxing you. I am taxing your real estate and corporate interests.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:01 pm:
“I’m Rahm Emanuel, I made my bones… “
- Beaner - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:02 pm:
That is my spot. You are not to sit in my spot. The ventilation in respect to the doorway and windows is optimal. I am able to fully view the TV screen, as well as take part in banter with my friends to my left and right. That is my spot. I love my mother, but my feelings for my spot go much much deeper. Get out, now!
- Mama - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:06 pm:
Remember it is my way or the highway.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:07 pm:
I want you for the taxes
- 35/Shields - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:20 pm:
Listen, this is MY @&%#!ing crisis now and you can bet your seat that I’m not gonna let it go without sticking it to those cops and firemen who boo me everywhere I go.
- @MisterJayEm - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:22 pm:
“Are you deaf? I said, ‘On. Your. KNEES!’”
– MrJM
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:23 pm:
“Hey! Rauner never $&@#% bought me, he rented me. High end rent… “
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:23 pm:
The Fickel finger of fate
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:30 pm:
Bears new field goal placer
- Cook County Commoner - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:35 pm:
No, the President is not coming back to Chicago. He wants other people to pay their fair share.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:35 pm:
“Get that ketchup off that hot dog, you’re from $&@#% Chicago… “
- Empty Suit - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:40 pm:
“Eight ball side pocket”
- Amalia - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:43 pm:
Rich Miller says your property taxes aren’t that high, got that?
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:47 pm:
I know a firm you can appeal with
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:50 pm:
Number one I’m not endorsing Hillary yet
- Allen D - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:54 pm:
no more soup for you…. wise guy… I’m watching you.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:56 pm:
Is that a pledge pin?
- Jake From Elwood - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 2:59 pm:
“The new softer side of Mayor Emanuel emerges”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:00 pm:
Dialing up the taxes
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:05 pm:
“I’m drinking $&@#% Decaf, check the $&@#% mug!”
- A guy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:07 pm:
No one gets a second fish in the mail, no one.
Step two ain’t a fish.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:08 pm:
“I said I was $&@#% sorry, tell him to grow up and move on!”
- Piper Gwen - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:09 pm:
Mayor, have you seen my CTU pen?
- A guy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:10 pm:
I ain’t Chuy. You see the returns. It’s me for the next 4. Count my fingers….4.
- Deep South - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:11 pm:
“I told you I wanted the Pope here, not where I used to work.”
- b-non - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:18 pm:
“If I were the man I was five years ago, I’d take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!”
- Gruntled University Employee - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:33 pm:
Kneel before Zod!!!
- Grandson of Man - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 3:37 pm:
“Don’t you dare propose anything that raises taxes on the rich, unless you want Stumpy to poke you in the eye, you f$&@£€* hear me?!”
- Wordslinger - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:00 pm:
– I ain’t Chuy–
True. Garcia was honest before the election as to what needed to be done. So was Quinn.
Guy, you’re quite the champion of liars. Not shocking, at all.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:21 pm:
Johnny Fontane will never get that movie!
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:22 pm:
Goldberg I told you to wait at the wine club
- Wordslinger - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:24 pm:
47, I ain’t no band leader, but I wish I would have come up with that one, my Mick-Kraut friend.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:29 pm:
- 47th Ward -, might’ve sewn it up, but - Wordslinger -’s Napoleon was pretty hysterical
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:32 pm:
That was easy
- Blazer - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:34 pm:
The ‘Rahmfather’
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:36 pm:
The governor’s new pointer
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:54 pm:
Stay down there you little people. I will make the rules and you will pay.
- rdb66 - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 4:56 pm:
“Drop and give me 600 million!”
- Strangerthings - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:01 pm:
The last time I sat down here I ripped open my favorite pants. I demand a better chair! Preferably a recliner I gotta feeling I might be here a while.
- Last Bull Moose - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:17 pm:
We ain’t Detroit and we ain’t gonna be Detroit! See!
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:17 pm:
Thanks Word and Willy, but let’s all remember, a man in his position can’t be made to look ridiculous.
- Under Further Review - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:18 pm:
Of course, it is a different haircut. I am not balding, I have been pulling my own hair out working up this #$@*& budget and you have the nerve to question my integrity!
- Wordslinger - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:21 pm:
47, yeah, I heard that story.
- Enviro - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:24 pm:
“Nobody said this was going to be easy.”
- Under Further Review - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:25 pm:
I don’t care what Kass wrote, it is not spelled “Rahmageddon.” No, I never promised a city owned casino would solve our financial woes!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:25 pm:
===… a man in his position can’t be made to look ridiculous.===
We are all now… Playing for second. Restraunt-Quality.
“Caption?”
“You go and tell your Boss that we’ll have to agree… to disagree!”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:26 pm:
I’m full of it right up to my forehead
- Strangerthings - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:50 pm:
I would shout more but I am already losing my voice from yelling at the apparently deaf leadership of our great state.
- Huh? - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 5:54 pm:
You will press the the green button when the tax bill comes up for a vote.
- Henry Moon - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 7:10 pm:
Go ahead…pull my finger. I dare you!
- Vote Quimby! - Wednesday, Sep 23, 15 @ 8:06 pm:
“And the horse you rode in on.”
- Steve - Thursday, Sep 24, 15 @ 8:23 am:
“Don’t worry this is much smaller stuff than Freddie Mac.”
- Anonymous - Thursday, Sep 24, 15 @ 8:35 am:
You get a tax increase you get a tax increase