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  1. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:12 am:

    “Jesse, just want you to know. It’s not personal, it’s business… “


  2. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:13 am:

    “Reverend, I’d like to talk to you about a business opportunity that only requires you to stand with me and say my Turnaound Agenda is good… “


  3. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:14 am:

    “Governor… You really think YOU should be here today?”


  4. - Way Way Down Here - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:22 am:

    Gov: “This tie, Jesse? The Jerry Garcia Collection I think.”


  5. - The Velour Nail - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:27 am:

    I’ll Roshambo you for that last donut.


  6. - downstate commissioner - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:33 am:

    “Doesn’t matter who wins this staredown, Governor. Mike Madigan and I will still be around when you are gone.”


  7. - Cook County Commoner - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:34 am:

    Reverend: Governor, my boys Yusef and Jonathan are feeling the pinch. Budweiser sales are down.

    Governor: Reverend, I feel your pain. But I told your kids years go to diversify into craft beers. Have them call my people. Maybe we can work out a turn around agenda.


  8. - wordslinger - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:35 am:

    “….I need those ministers that you carry in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes….”


  9. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:37 am:

    Reverend Jackson - “No pulse, pupils dilated, cold hard skin - yup, Rauner is a zombie corpse who dines on the living flesh of his victims.”


  10. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:38 am:

    Jackson - “Holy crap - Rauner doesn’t even breathe.”


  11. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:39 am:

    Jackson - “You are a grass bowl, Bruce.”


  12. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:40 am:

    Jackson - “Watch out Governor, it is rascal hunting season.”


  13. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:42 am:

    Jackson - “…yeah - the mounted moose heads and the Michael Jackson glove is still available…”


  14. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:43 am:

    Jackson - “Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.”


  15. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:44 am:

    Jackson - “Great things happen in small places. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville and compromise could be born in your itty bitty heart.”


  16. - Mouthy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:46 am:

    “No Jesse, I don’t need a hostage negotiator”..


  17. - Wensicia - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:47 am:

    Jackson: “You talkin’ to me?”


  18. - @MisterJayEm - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:54 am:

    “Well Jesse, lemmie tell you what he’d do if he was alive today…”

    – MrJM


  19. - Big Joe - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:54 am:

    Great one, Word. LOLOL


  20. - 360 Degree TurnAround - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:58 am:

    Jackson: “Psst, Governor. Those were AFSCME sanitation workers that Doctor King was with before he was assassinated.”


  21. - Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:58 am:

    I don’t care if you are governor, the back of the line is over there.


  22. - Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:58 am:

    BR: “I’ll take care of Dunkin. Out of my end….”


  23. - 360 Degree TurnAround - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:59 am:

    Jackson: “Governor, try to keep your speech short today. Maybe just give us a list of your accomplishments in your first year in office”.


  24. - Anon221 - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:00 am:

    “So… you want a leg to go with that arm… is that what you said?”


  25. - corvax - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:03 am:

    Jesse: “I’ll let go of it as soon as the budget’s passed.”


  26. - Triple fat - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:03 am:

    Pardon my elbow Governor… But I’ll not have you step past me and then have you, literally, turn your back on us.


  27. - GOP Extremist - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:07 am:

    “Well hello!! Fancy see’n you pander here.”


  28. - Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:19 am:

    I have a dream you can champion


  29. - Aldyth - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:21 am:

    Don’t blink. Never blink.


  30. - Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:21 am:

    King kingpin


  31. - Blue dog dem - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:51 am:

    “The last Reverend who visited Chicago skipped town without paying his hotel bills!”


  32. - Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:53 am:

    Goldberg said this was a king meeting,where’s the heads of state at?


  33. - pool boy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:12 am:

    Far right meet far left.


  34. - sideline watcher - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:23 am:

    360 degree turnaround for the win!

    Those were AFSCME workers!! Yes!


  35. - Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:26 am:

    Hello friend


  36. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:29 am:

    “Governor, does this look like a face of someone willing to be your friend today?”


  37. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:31 am:

    “Jesse… that’s a really nice beer distributorship your family has… shame if somethin’ happened to it… “


  38. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:32 am:

    “Governor… You want ME to talk to Rahm?”


  39. - Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:33 am:

    Oops 11:26
    High minded people call me Bruce almighty


  40. - the Other Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:42 am:

    That cold weather we’re having started with this little chilly front.


  41. - wordslinger - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:47 am:

    BR: “Just like Dr. King did, I support AFSCME strikes….”


  42. - ColdofWinter - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:56 am:

    Jessy DiCaprio reacts after Governor Gaga brushes against him.


  43. - 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:58 am:

    Sorry Reverend. It was a federal crime so I think he’d need the president to issue the pardon.


  44. - Mama - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:58 am:

    Jackson: Governor, please explain how you ‘think’ you are helping me and my people by forcing the unions to strike and killing social services? Governor, you are no Dr. King!


  45. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:03 pm:

    JJ: “My advice on running for President? Make sure you have lots of rich, powerful friends. Oh, yeah. You’ve already got that covered.”


  46. - Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:03 pm:

    Got room for the one percent in the rainbow coalition?


  47. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:05 pm:

    JJ: “You look like you could use a good meal. Go ahead of me in line.”


  48. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:06 pm:

    “Jesse, do you know Ken Dunkin?”


  49. - Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:16 pm:

    “Reverend, wouldn’t you agree that $510 million is a heckuva lot of money?”


  50. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:18 pm:

    “Jesse, how many how seats in the House can you flip… for me”


  51. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:21 pm:

    “I’m heading to Montana, just so happens a seat has opened up on my plane … How would like to join me… Some wine… Cigars… To talk, you and I… “


  52. - Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:36 pm:

    Let’s get together for a bottle of mad dog 20 20


  53. - 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:41 pm:

    And don’t you try any rough stuff either. I ain’t no beer baron. Yeah, I heard that story.


  54. - DuPage Bard - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:46 pm:

    Oh you are somebody Governor. The jury is out on just what that body is.


  55. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:54 pm:

    “Jesse… Plastics… I’ve said too much… “


  56. - A guy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:05 pm:

    Do you ever miss the DC area?


  57. - A guy - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:06 pm:

    Write Hi to the kids.


  58. - Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:26 pm:

    You ever rode a camel threw an eye of a needle?


  59. - Amalia - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:37 pm:

    I thought you moved to Flint!


  60. - Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:40 pm:

    I knew Dr. King, you ain’t no Dr. King. You are everything that Dr. King was opposed to.


  61. - Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:48 pm:

    The only this I can minister is pain


  62. - Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:57 pm:

    oh, it’s you and your turnaround agenda, I better check to make sure I still have my wallet, watch and rings.


  63. - X-prof - Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 5:16 pm:

    Reverend Jackson reacts to Gov. Rauner’s claim, “They didn’t come here because we had a great welfare system or a great minimum wage. “


  64. - Rabid - Wednesday, Jan 20, 16 @ 8:28 am:

    Let me help you help me


  65. - Rabid - Wednesday, Jan 20, 16 @ 8:32 am:

    I’am the king of pain


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