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Friday, Jul 29, 2016

* Check out the timestamp on this tweet…


- Posted by Rich Miller        

24 Comments
  1. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:12 pm:

    Casting Call for the next remake of “The Front Page”…


  2. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:15 pm:

    Counting down the last 8 minutes until “nothing good” happens…


  3. - 47th Ward - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:17 pm:

    Putting the cheese in cheese steak.


  4. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:17 pm:

    “Hey! I know! Let’s all go knock on the door to Chris Kennedy’s suite and chase him in a bathrobe down the hall!”


  5. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:21 pm:

    “In 2016, a bunch of us went to cover the conventions in Cleveland and Philly. Decided to go to the best restaurant in Philly on the very last night. Now, the menu didn’t have any prices, but we were all on expense accounts so we figured, whatever, had bad appetizers and frozen drinks with umbrellas. Well, somehow there ended up being, I don’t know, fifteen or sixteen of us at the table, and when the check came - ooooo, it was nine thousand dollars.

    So, now we’re all starting to point fingers, we’re trying to figure out who invited who. And just when it was starting to get really embarrassing, this funny-lookin’ old guy at the next table calls the maitre-d over.

    Ehhhh, he did a couple of squiggly one-liners on a napkin, signed his name, winked at us - that was it. The old guy was Bernie Sanders, and that napkin paid our bill…”


  6. - illinoised - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:22 pm:

    “When does the Green Party convention start? That’ll be the real party!”


  7. - titan - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:39 pm:

    illinoised - I’d have to disagree, if any set ought to be the party people, it ought to be the Libertarians.

    A friend of mine once gave me the following guide to the main ‘alternative parties’ - the Green Party is for people who don’t think the Democratic Party is liberal enough. The Constitution Party is for people who don’t think the Republican Party is conservative enough. The Libertarian Party is for promiscuous pot smokers who like to play with guns.


  8. - @MisterJayEm - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:44 pm:

    Legalize it.

    – MrJM


  9. - A guy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:44 pm:

    Food? Yeah, food. Maybe we oughtta give that some thought.


  10. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:51 pm:

    “Guys, Tim Kaine is going to be standing in the hotel lobby to give us a stern talking-to about missing curfew when we get back…”


  11. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:51 pm:

    “… and no one… ordered a Hurricane…”


  12. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:56 pm:

    “Next stop? I hear the Bernie Bros are having a raging kegger at the Marriott!”


  13. - illinoised - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 12:58 pm:

    Hmm Titan, true except I don’t like to play with guns.


  14. - Dave Dahl - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 1:07 pm:

    “This is sort of ridiculous, please.

    “I don’t have to address you. Please leave the elevator and let me go to my meeting. Please do that. Have some decency.

    “What have you become? Please, please.”


  15. - Red tower - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 1:09 pm:

    Now that the excitement is over who is up for a calm game of monopoly.


  16. - Henry Francis - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 1:18 pm:

    Lightweights.


  17. - Rabid - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 1:27 pm:

    Hard spirits feeling the burn


  18. - Wensicia - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 1:46 pm:

    Last call!


  19. - Huh? - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 1:56 pm:

    “Check out the timestamp on this tweet…”

    Oh to be young and energetic, to be able to stay up until the wee hours drinking and carousing with friends, soon to be friends and foes alike.


  20. - Jackie - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 2:10 pm:

    Three strikes at being clever — Yer out!


  21. - Rabid - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 2:16 pm:

    Is lunch over do you think we should get back to the convention


  22. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 2:26 pm:

    I think Bill Clinton is giving us the eye. All of us.


  23. - Arthur Andersen - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 3:13 pm:

    “We’ve been sitting here for like an hour and no one has moved an inch toward that check.”


  24. - Mama - Friday, Jul 29, 16 @ 4:36 pm:

    Its party time~!


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