Call now and you too can get the Original Rauner Bot in his Interview Studio playset! Pull his string and hear his other overused and hated comments. This offer is only good for two more years (we hope).
I see it was deleted. Genuine apologies, Rich. I knew it was pushing it but hoped it was just before the line. Message understood and won’t happen again.
Bruce takes photos to troll “Mike” on Twitter, fun fades as Bruce finds out “Mike” isn’t on any social media at all. Diana picks out sweaters for Bruce’s pictures, decides which ones are best to fool Democrats. Diana’s State Employee prepares congratulatory notes to all who won on Election Day. Lance tweets pictures of Election results with sad emojis to Lou Lang, “ck” takes out “super-majority” in the Rauner Word Jumble vocabulary. Goldberg writes a letter to Jay Cutler. Comedy, 63 minutes.
Come Together… For lower wages!
Come together… For corporate greed!
Come together… For more cancer and less cancer screening!
Come together… For more autistic children shut out from our society!
Come together… For less women in the workplace and poorer families!
The Governor attempts to appeal to Illinois Democrats by donning a Jimmy Carter outfit. This may cause both Madigan and Cullerton to put their own politics aside, and support the Governor’s political agenda. Alternatively, it might convince them to lower the thermostat in their offices.
All of us here at Rauner Inc. sympathize with all of you hit so hard by these trying times. In order to help you, we are reducing the price of Rauner Legislators to 50 cents a vote. When this crisis is over, we will go back to our regular prices. Until then, remember, we’re all in this together.
If you don’t give into my non-budgetary demands you’re being an impediment to getting a budget? Okay. Is it possible those non-negotiable demands are the impediment?
- Grand Avenue - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:22 pm:
Rahm told me voters eat it up when you put on a sweater.
- Dave Dahl - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:23 pm:
Right now. Over me.
- Soccermom - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:23 pm:
Over me dead body.
- Deft Wing - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:26 pm:
“Oh Mikey, your beat-downs will continue … until your caucus defies you. Now smile.”
- Postbot 6000 - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:26 pm:
I was over at the capitol this morning and didn’t see that giant wall.
- Mal - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:28 pm:
Rauner leaving office will enable many across the state to come together!
- Incendenza - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:34 pm:
“My Turnaround Agenda’s true goals are a transparent as this tweet: both are trying to wash out blue collars”
- yeah - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:35 pm:
Illinois Budget Held Hostage: Day 668 and counting.
- ComeTogether - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:37 pm:
$190 million and this state worker is sweating the $420 circuit board that died on the furnace.
- A guy - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:38 pm:
In the absence of the Speaker, I’m sending a picture of me and his house.
- SURS or Bust - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:39 pm:
Got to be a joker he just do what he please.
- Jocko - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:41 pm:
With motorcycle season over, I’m trying out my Fred Rogers look. My tweet is as opaque as my policies.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:42 pm:
You like this sweater? Rahm gave it to me. Said the arms were too long for him.
- Oneman - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:43 pm:
I am willing to wait for Mike to be done with Hot Yoga.
- Winnin' - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:44 pm:
Put aside politics. Unless Madigan makes me get political.
- Nobody Sent - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:44 pm:
Call now and you too can get the Original Rauner Bot in his Interview Studio playset! Pull his string and hear his other overused and hated comments. This offer is only good for two more years (we hope).
- Huh? - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:44 pm:
It’s time to come together for my rich buddies and me as we carve up the state for our benefit.
- A guy - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:45 pm:
==You like this sweater? Rahm gave it to me. Said the arms were too long for him.===
Pants are his too. The pockets not deep enough.
- AlfondoGonz - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:47 pm:
I see it was deleted. Genuine apologies, Rich. I knew it was pushing it but hoped it was just before the line. Message understood and won’t happen again.
- Liberty - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:48 pm:
I don’t see room in that photo for anyone else.
- ChicagoVinny - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:48 pm:
Dad’s Home State, Season 2, Trailer 1
- City Zen - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:50 pm:
See all the blue?! I did my part.
- Huh? - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:54 pm:
Yup, the hostages are still there.
- Bleugrass Boy - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:56 pm:
This is great news Governor!
Where is your balanced budget so it can be voted on?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 12:57 pm:
“Dad’s Home State” - Season 2, Episode 53
Bruce takes photos to troll “Mike” on Twitter, fun fades as Bruce finds out “Mike” isn’t on any social media at all. Diana picks out sweaters for Bruce’s pictures, decides which ones are best to fool Democrats. Diana’s State Employee prepares congratulatory notes to all who won on Election Day. Lance tweets pictures of Election results with sad emojis to Lou Lang, “ck” takes out “super-majority” in the Rauner Word Jumble vocabulary. Goldberg writes a letter to Jay Cutler. Comedy, 63 minutes.
- illinoised - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:03 pm:
Disclaimer: This announcement is intended for citizens who bought my $18 watch story. All others, please ignore.
- Columbo - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:03 pm:
Its a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine, could you be mine….
Mister Rauner’s Neighborhood
- IllinoisBoi - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:05 pm:
Here come old flat top He come grooving up slowly He got joo joo eyeball He one holy roller…
- Precinct Captain - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:08 pm:
Come Together… For lower wages!
Come together… For corporate greed!
Come together… For more cancer and less cancer screening!
Come together… For more autistic children shut out from our society!
Come together… For less women in the workplace and poorer families!
- AC - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:08 pm:
The Governor attempts to appeal to Illinois Democrats by donning a Jimmy Carter outfit. This may cause both Madigan and Cullerton to put their own politics aside, and support the Governor’s political agenda. Alternatively, it might convince them to lower the thermostat in their offices.
- RIJ - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:10 pm:
“…and move to Canada.”
- Ducky LaMoore - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:15 pm:
===It’s time to put politics aside so we can pass critical reforms and a balanced budget for the people of #IL===
The statement that made pot and kettle join the union.
- Porgy Tirebiter - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:18 pm:
Just my dislike for him or does this guy look maniacal in this picture?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:20 pm:
“No! We’re not trying for sincere, we’re trying for complete phony! Lemme see the other ones… “
- OneMan - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:21 pm:
I got 100 million to spend, come at me bro…
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:25 pm:
“If you say extortion again… I’ll have your legs broken”
- Nick Name - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:27 pm:
“Hi, I’m Governor Bruce Rauner. This is me still not getting it, two years into my term.”
- Boone's is Back - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:30 pm:
“It’s time for Illinois to come together… by uniting in their hatred for Mike Madigan.”
- PlayK8 - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:32 pm:
All of us here at Rauner Inc. sympathize with all of you hit so hard by these trying times. In order to help you, we are reducing the price of Rauner Legislators to 50 cents a vote. When this crisis is over, we will go back to our regular prices. Until then, remember, we’re all in this together.
- Saluki - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:44 pm:
He is correct.
- Carhartt Representative - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 1:48 pm:
If you don’t give into my non-budgetary demands you’re being an impediment to getting a budget? Okay. Is it possible those non-negotiable demands are the impediment?
- Anonymous - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:11 pm:
I got this sweater at Land’s End.
- SouthernGirl - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:19 pm:
Immediately thought of the Beatles song — Come together, right now, over me. It is disingenuous. I think I spelled that right.
- Steve Polite - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:20 pm:
Still campaignin’!
- Steve Polite - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:23 pm:
Can’t stop campaignin’
Hold on to that feelin’
- Union Man - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:24 pm:
Leaders are supposed to step off first. Be the first to offer the ILGA something you know they want.
- Ares - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:25 pm:
“What’s Capital’s will remain Capital’s. What’s Labor’s will be what’s up for negotiation.” Not so fast.
- Anonymous - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:25 pm:
“It’s time to come together” single file please, don’t forget to kneel as you kiss my TA ring.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:35 pm:
“My head is fading away. I’m almost…a bad memory…”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:37 pm:
“I wanted to wear my sweater with the big ‘R’ on it, but Archie wouldn’t let me besmirch the reputation of Riverdale High School.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:39 pm:
Springfield residents flee in terror as a Godzilla-like Bruce Rauner towers over the capitol building.
- Anon - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 2:58 pm:
The Church of Rauner sure has fancy promotional materials.
(I really have difficulty believing they created and posted this image.)
- burbanite - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 3:00 pm:
“critical reforms” ugh! Groundhog day.
- SOIL M - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 3:26 pm:
Its time to come together
Its up to me, whats my pleasure
Everyone around the State come on!
Yahoo! Im a celebratin Yahoo
By Most Uncool and his gang
- Anonymous - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 3:45 pm:
Worst Christmas card ever!
- motorcycle vest - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 3:45 pm:
Those off the rack plaid shirts gave me a rash. I can hide my Brooks Brothers shirt under a sweater.
- d.p.gumby - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 4:02 pm:
“Is that a bubble I see around me…”
- Joe M - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 4:10 pm:
My Carhartt is in the wash. Next question?
My cowboy shirts are in the wash too.
- zatoichi - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 4:35 pm:
Dartboard perfect.
- Whatever - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 4:49 pm:
Where’s Squeezy when we need him?
- Amalia - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 4:56 pm:
Bruce Rauner, Deep Thoughts
- Republicrat - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 5:09 pm:
The “come together” font looks very similar to the “Capitol Fax.com” font, just an observation.
- Huh? - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 5:19 pm:
PlayK8 - Nice Mr. Mom reference.
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 7:30 pm:
Bringing tiny hands together
- Hottot - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 7:42 pm:
It’s time we come together and pass the reforms I want. We can get to the budget later.
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 7:43 pm:
Happy holidays
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 7:45 pm:
Chairman of the republicans
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 7:47 pm:
Postcard from the hostage taker
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 7:51 pm:
Govenor’s chief of staff sets up the potty chair
- Chicago 20 - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 8:24 pm:
Maybe the sweater will melt that frozen cold heart.
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 9:11 pm:
Ready for my lap dance at big ALS
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 9:29 pm:
I’m done protesting in Chicago
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 9:35 pm:
I can’t stand up I’ve been on my knees begging to trump
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 9:41 pm:
Hey mike read between the lines
- Rabid - Monday, Nov 14, 16 @ 10:12 pm:
Did you bring the ransom?
- Rabid - Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 7:10 am:
I got the capatal will you got he will
- Rabid - Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 7:15 am:
I need a new comptroller
- Rabid - Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 7:26 am:
Where’s my COS the legs are to tall on my chair
- Rabid - Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 7:35 am:
Flying by the seat of his pants
- Rabid - Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 7:40 am:
Goldie call a meeting
- Rabid - Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 7:41 am:
Gloating over trumps coat tails
- Rabid - Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 7:45 am:
My chief of staff’s name is a bad word now?