“It’s… It’s… It’s… Madigan… Madigan over there who wants me to raise taxes… of course I’ll sign it so fast your heads will spin… but that guy over there… “
“… I brought the trash can van and wore no tie today to distract you all from me beggin’ to sign a tax increase. Just beggin’. But, look at that van… Love that can… “
“If you look over here, I want to show you my new website ‘BossMadigan.Com’. I plan to rail and troll every Democrat in the Illinois House until governin’ can’t ever happen… No, I mean EVER… I could govern if I want… I want to destroy my chance to govern… “
Everyone on my left looks angry… I’m gonna look this way. Aww man, they look angry too…. “Uhhh… If you are mad again… blame Madigan!” Man I am great off script.
What I’m tryin’ to say is don’t rip them bleepin’ guys out there. Rip me. If you wanna rip somebody, rip my bleepin’ bleep. But don’t rip them bleepin’ guys ’cause they’re givin’ everything they can give. And right now they’re tryin’ to do more than God gave ‘em, and that’s why we make the simple mistakes. That’s exactly why.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:55 pm:
“It’s… It’s… It’s… Madigan… Madigan over there who wants me to raise taxes… of course I’ll sign it so fast your heads will spin… but that guy over there… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:55 pm:
“Go check out ‘BossMadigan.Com’… Those guys said it’ll help me govern… “
- Slient Majority - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:56 pm:
What…. you guys actually thought I had a clue when I started this….
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:56 pm:
“You ask that guy over there, I’m not heartless, I just don’t care about people. Big… Big difference… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:57 pm:
“Ask Diana… She’s right there… It’s a business decision to destroy social services… She’ll tell you… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:58 pm:
“See that guy over there… Jack Franks… Gonna miss him… Gonna really miss him… “
- AlfondoGonz - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:59 pm:
“How do term limits and property tax freeze help with our budgetary issues? Well, uh…what’s that over there?!!?”
- MAD MAX - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:59 pm:
LEAD program? Never heard of it.
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 1:59 pm:
“Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Catastrophe”
Apologies to the late, great Douglas Adams
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:00 pm:
“Oh! You went to EIU? I’d go visit before I close it… just sayin’… “
- Keyrock - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:00 pm:
Look! Today I’m playing Governor!
Who says clothes don’t make the man?
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:03 pm:
“Look at those union workers walking by… Can’t wait to crush them… And you know what, they told me they voted for me… “
- Anon221 - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:07 pm:
“SQUIRREL!!!”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:08 pm:
“… I brought the trash can van and wore no tie today to distract you all from me beggin’ to sign a tax increase. Just beggin’. But, look at that van… Love that can… “
- Jc19pd2 - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:08 pm:
“The truth is what I say it is!”
- Porgy Tirebiter - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:09 pm:
You shlubs are not tie worthy!
Ask no questions when I speak!
I bought this state and I can do with it as I please!
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:10 pm:
Today, I think, was basically an up day…I feel good about it.
- SportShz - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:11 pm:
Asked to count out his accomplishments “Well, I made the deal to bailout Exelon… so there’s that”
- Sir Reel - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:12 pm:
” ____, ____, ____, Madigan’s fault
____, ____, ____, grow economy.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:14 pm:
“Hey! Make way for the ‘Dad’s Home State’ camera… Move over there… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:19 pm:
“If you look over here, I want to show you my new website ‘BossMadigan.Com’. I plan to rail and troll every Democrat in the Illinois House until governin’ can’t ever happen… No, I mean EVER… I could govern if I want… I want to destroy my chance to govern… “
- LizPhairTax - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:21 pm:
Turnaround, Governor. Goal is the other way.
- wordslinger - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:28 pm:
Gov. Rauner offers concrete proof that for the last two years he hasn’t been sitting around with his thumb up….
- Rocky Rosi - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:29 pm:
“Believe it or not. We are winning”
- John - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:32 pm:
“I make more money than everyone in this room out together times 10″
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:35 pm:
“You whisper it to me… I can get these guys to not only say it, but sing it in a song while hopping on one foot. Watch… “
- Amalia - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:48 pm:
Trump’s coming to Illinois?
- illinoised - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:51 pm:
“If Tiny Tim wants a better Christmas then his dad needs to work harder.”
- Deft Wing - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 2:52 pm:
“Crushin’ Madigan a little more, one day at a time. Just wish it weren’t crushin’ the State too, though.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:06 pm:
===Just wish it weren’t crushin’ the State too, though.===
… Except that 2012 quote totally refutes that, so it’s kool people are hurtin’…
“Caption?”
“Now, as you recall, Evelyn stood right… here… before she slipped. I except you all to sign on as witnesses for her… “
- Ducky LaMoore - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:14 pm:
Everyone on my left looks angry… I’m gonna look this way. Aww man, they look angry too…. “Uhhh… If you are mad again… blame Madigan!” Man I am great off script.
- d.p.gumby - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:28 pm:
“Hit the road, Mike. Take a big hike!”
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:34 pm:
“Anybody up for a game of H-O-R-S-E? I’ve got my gym clothes out in the van. I mean, it’s not like I gave you anything here.”
- MissingG - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:47 pm:
“Who wants to see me dunk?”
- The Truth is Out There - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:48 pm:
If the Cubs can win the World Series - surely we can get a budget. I mean come on. Its the Cubs.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:49 pm:
So I cross my legs and this thumb just snapped.
- Dog - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:54 pm:
Dooooo a little side steo, now you see me now you don’t I come and goooooooo…….(now if I can just do the hat spin)
- ILGOV2016 - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 3:55 pm:
https://youtu.be/ivRKfwmgrHY
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 4:05 pm:
Hitchin’ a ride out of town. Hope he doesn’t come back.
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 4:49 pm:
“Now that you mention it, I do have some pretty large hands.”
- Jocko - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 4:57 pm:
When I’m done…you Af-scammers will have to do this in order to get a ride across town.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 5:03 pm:
What I’m tryin’ to say is don’t rip them bleepin’ guys out there. Rip me. If you wanna rip somebody, rip my bleepin’ bleep. But don’t rip them bleepin’ guys ’cause they’re givin’ everything they can give. And right now they’re tryin’ to do more than God gave ‘em, and that’s why we make the simple mistakes. That’s exactly why.
- Pixie - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 5:53 pm:
You’re out of here. UNIONS!
- anonymous - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 6:22 pm:
You ever been in a meeting where someone likes to hear themselves talk?
Well, OW really likes to read his own comments.
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 6:44 pm:
Then I raised my shotgun up and winged that daffy duck
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 6:46 pm:
I was holding the can like this and madigan kicked it out of my hand
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 6:53 pm:
Loss boss
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 6:57 pm:
Yea I handed my resume to trump it was a blank piece of paper
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:09 pm:
I’ve got the voter under my thumb
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:11 pm:
Goldie get over here and sit down it’s starting to dry out
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:16 pm:
Alright mike here’s my imaginary savings happy
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:18 pm:
On one hand you got the right to work for less
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:23 pm:
Yep I’m knuckle deep into the turnaround agenda
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:28 pm:
Goldie give them some Kool-aid they don’t think term limits save money
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:31 pm:
Where here for drug testing. What kind of drugs we testing Goldie?
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:39 pm:
Gym beam that’s the structure reform I need
- Ivesdale - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 7:48 pm:
Now Get Off My Lawn !!!!
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 8:30 pm:
Oops I’m late going to make the speaker mad again
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 8:35 pm:
I got the grand bargain right here in my hand, want to see it?
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 8:38 pm:
Ok let me push this button for the next slide on turnaround savings poindexter
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 8:42 pm:
Property tax and prevailing wage go together the both start with P
- Rabid - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 8:54 pm:
I will have nothing and like it, may I have another please
- justacitizen - Wednesday, Nov 30, 16 @ 9:43 pm:
Rabid 17, OW 12. Disappointed in OW - You usually dominate.
- Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:11 am:
Don’t mistake excessive for dominate
- Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:28 am:
Let’s flip this coin and I’ll pick my new demands
- Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:34 am:
So like I was telling munger at Decatur what’s the trade unions going to do?
- Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:40 am:
Nah they got to do what I say first, that’s the way I negotiate
- Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:43 am:
I need mean full reform first
- Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 4:18 am:
I have a dream were I’m holding a giant rubber rat tail
- Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 4:29 am:
Mannequin challenge