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Thursday, Apr 20, 2017

* The man may need a new photo. Just sayin…


- Posted by Rich Miller        

76 Comments »
  1. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:07 pm:

    “Groooovy baby!”


  2. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:08 pm:

    “Susie took my Lunchable!”


  3. - Flip357 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:09 pm:

    I don’t know whether he needs an orthodontist or a civil engineer.


  4. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:09 pm:

    “Most Likely to Be On a Game Show”


  5. - Gruntled University Employee - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:09 pm:

    Cubs in ‘16 wins hands down!


  6. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:10 pm:

    The “after” photo from one of those dental implant ads.


  7. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:10 pm:

    Yikes. And to think his Uncle arguably won an election by looking good on camera. That apple fell miles away from the family tree.


  8. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:10 pm:

    “I’ll take the picture, then I get ice cream!!”


  9. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:11 pm:

    “Next, on ‘Good Morning Carbondale’, the Willy Wonka kids, all grown up. Where are they now?”


  10. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:11 pm:

    “Hi, my name’s Chris. And I’m your Huckleberry.”


  11. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:12 pm:

    “Hey… Hey, hey… All right… Simmer down, all right, all right… This is Chris Kennedy, he’s a legacy… “


  12. - 47th Ward - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:12 pm:

    With some fava beans and a nice chianti.


  13. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:13 pm:

    Coming soon: Revenge of the Nerds V, Campaign Season


  14. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:14 pm:

    “Meet WGN’s newest meteorologist Dack Stanton.”


  15. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:14 pm:

    “Maybe we can just have him do… radio… “


  16. - Keyrock - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:14 pm:

    Winner of the Paul Lynde imitation contest.


  17. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:15 pm:

    “Let’s try… no tie… “


  18. - IllinoisBoi - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:15 pm:

    After a couple more generations, the Kennedys will look like Habsburgs.


  19. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:16 pm:

    “Huh. I thought Kennedy parted his hair on the other side. Who knew… “


  20. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:18 pm:

    “I call this pose ‘Country Club W.A.S.P.’ “


  21. - Amalia - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:19 pm:

    “Jason Chaffetz is departing from the Angry Beaver role (hat tip Colbert) so this is the headshot I’m using.”


  22. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:19 pm:

    What I learned…

    I’ll keep my pictures only from behind…


  23. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:20 pm:

    “The face of a man wearing shorts two sizes too small.”


  24. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:20 pm:

    “What if Chris… wears a hat… “


  25. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:20 pm:

    “We’ll just get him a banjo, and have him play folk music like we did with Sheila”


  26. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:21 pm:

    “Chris, more smile less…grimace.”


  27. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:21 pm:

    “To be fair, I dunno if a Carhartt would work… “


  28. - Earnest - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:22 pm:

    Grrrrrrrrr, Tiger!


  29. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:23 pm:

    “Ok, yeah… Just don’t take a picture of Chrus in shorts… his legs… “


  30. - Responsa - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:24 pm:

    I use this particular photo when I need to prove I’m really a Kennedy and also that I’m really Ethel’s son.


  31. - Belden Ave. - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:25 pm:

    Ladies and Gentleman, Bill Walton Jr.


  32. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:25 pm:

    “Maybe we should just use his drivers license photo and move on… “


  33. - Todd - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:26 pm:

    dorkfish


  34. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:26 pm:

    “No! The tie a salmon, not coral, geez!”


  35. - K3_Chi_Spfld - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:29 pm:

    We wouldn’t be having this if it was a woman candidate. This isn’t appropriate.


  36. - A guy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:30 pm:

    Give me a mallet and I’ll crank out a tune for you on my teeth.

    Mad Magazine in Middle Age.


  37. - Mouthy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:30 pm:

    I was the most popular guy at frat parties, the beer opener..


  38. - Responsa - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:31 pm:

    Be honest, fellas–how many of you are not jealous of my hair.


  39. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:31 pm:

    *WARNING*

    If you see this man near an elevator DO NOT approach him, DO NOT engage him. May chew your face off when cornered…


  40. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:32 pm:

    ===We wouldn’t be having this if it was a woman candidate===

    Calling Kennedy an “it” isn’t appropriate.

    lol


  41. - cdog - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:33 pm:

    Can I wear the pink fg hat and a headscarf?


  42. - Union proud - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:34 pm:

    An example of what not to put up as your OKcupid profile pic…


  43. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:34 pm:

    ===This isn’t appropriate.===

    C’mon Chris, it’s all in fun!


  44. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:37 pm:

    “Shut up Beavis!”


  45. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:44 pm:

    ===We wouldn’t be having this if it was a woman candidate===

    You apparently weren’t around for Simon, Topinka, etc.


  46. - AlfondoGonz - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:45 pm:

    The face that launched a thousand primary challengers.


  47. - Jocko - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:45 pm:

    To add to Keyrock @ 4:14.

    “I’ll take the center square for the win, Peter!”


  48. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:53 pm:

    “His ears, amiright?”


  49. - Wensicia - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:55 pm:

    Opening music from “Jaws” accompanies link.


  50. - A guy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:57 pm:

    OK Sir, Smile and say “OATS”


  51. - Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:57 pm:

    “Does this pic make my chin look too big?”


  52. - A guy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:58 pm:

    To photo assistant:

    Take a quick squeegee to those pearls real quick.


  53. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:58 pm:

    “On the plus side, that is his real hair… “


  54. - Red fish blue fish - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:00 pm:

    Well it’s a good thing Kennedy’s running against Mr. Marfan Syndrome and a tub of lard.


  55. - @misterjayem - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:04 pm:

    Something something inner beauty…

    – MrJM


  56. - City Zen - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:07 pm:

    And cut. Bring in Paul Lynde’s stand-in…


  57. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:12 pm:

    Bucky Beaver would die of envy


  58. - Arthur Andersen - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:19 pm:

    I always wondered what Mr. Ed would look like in a suit. Now I know.

    “Wilburrr, bring me my ooooats!”


  59. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:20 pm:

    MrJM wins.


  60. - Observant27 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:21 pm:

    I couldn’t care less what the man “looks like.” I’m just tired of the state refusing to be responsible and stand up to the tired and corrupt Democrat Machine. This Kennedy is a far cry from reform-minded JFK & even RFK. Still, way less obviously in Madigan’s pocket than JB Pritzker. JB is a truly BAD guy, and a mascot of the Chicago aristocratic class controlling our law and politics.


  61. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:31 pm:

    Na na na na na na na na
    Na na na na na na na na
    RAT MAAAAN!


  62. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 6:16 pm:

    “Hardy har har”
    “Alright Mr. Kennedy, jokes over, can you please take out the fake teeth so we can finish the photo shoot?”
    “Wait. What? No!”
    “They’re real?”
    “Daaaarn!”
    “I’m what? Aw, man! I didn’t know!!”

    And that’s how Chris Kennedy fired his 12th campaign photographer since he announced he was running for governor.


  63. - Jerry 101 - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 6:21 pm:

    Anonymous 6:16 was me.

    Shorter entry:
    Chris Kennedy throws down the gauntlet, challenges Biss to a incisor measuring contest. Loser drops out.


  64. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 7:13 pm:

    Maybe we should get Willy a job


  65. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 7:24 pm:

    He should wear a bee keepers mask at all times. My kid saw a picture of him last week and has had nightmares ever since.


  66. - Ginhouse Tommy - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 7:45 pm:

    He looks like a used car salesman. Is he wearing white leather shoes and does he have a plaid coat? I’m sorry but he looks like he could eat an apple thru a picket fence.


  67. - Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 7:56 pm:

    Yikes. If candidates are TOO handsome they get the “pretty boy” insults. Some of these are really nasty.


  68. - Newsclown - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 9:00 pm:

    Kenneth the NBC Page graduated.


  69. - Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 11:26 pm:

    At least he’s not wearing a red flannel shirt.


  70. - Mr. Ed - Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 12:32 am:

    Stop looking at my rug.


  71. - Rabid - Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 2:32 am:

    “bite me” team turnaround


  72. - Rabid - Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 7:36 am:

    I cut my teeth on the likes of the governor’s chief of staff


  73. - Rabid - Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 7:40 am:

    Rauners term has been a little long in the tooth


  74. - Rabid - Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 8:06 am:

    I’m chewing up the govenor, like madigan chewed up a wingman


  75. - Rabid - Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 8:11 am:

    Team turnaround does not make you a teamster, you got kicked in the teeth


  76. - Rabid - Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 8:30 am:

    Turnaround agenda is like the tooth fairy, make believe


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