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Question of the day
Monday, Apr 24, 2017 - Posted by Rich Miller * I was trying to explain some campaign finance loopholes earlier today and when the conversation was over I got up to walk around and found myself humming that old state tourism advertising jingle: “Illinois, you put me in a happy state.” And now I have an earworm that I can’t shake. So, I decided to make some lemonade… * The Question: Your suggestions for a new state tourism ad slogan?
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- WhoKnew - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:07 pm:
Illinois - If we owe you money, we apologize for the delay!
- train111 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:08 pm:
Take a walk on the wild side and cross the border INTO Illinois.
- How Ironic - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:09 pm:
Illinois - Tourists are encouraged to visit and spend like they have no budget!
Illinois - Just because we don’t have Right to Work doesn’t mean you don’t have the Right to Visit!
Illinois - Because Madigan!(TM)
- Waffle Fries - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:09 pm:
Oh Illinois, our budget crisis, holds on, holds on!
- 47th Ward - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:10 pm:
Illinois: For Sale, By Owner.
- Keyrock - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:10 pm:
Illinois — come see why we pay the highest rates on bonds!
Illinois–come see our state universities now before they close!
- Saluki - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:13 pm:
Illinois: If you lived here, You’d Be Home now.
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:13 pm:
Illinois, squeezin’ the beast since 2015.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:14 pm:
Welcome to Illinois! Who needs colleges anyway?
- Saluki - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:14 pm:
Illinois: Sorry About That.
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:15 pm:
Illinois, where our Governors make the license plates
- Anon III - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:15 pm:
US 57 to US 24 to US 75 to Florida.
- OneMan - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:16 pm:
Illinois, we will make you feel better about your property taxes.
- PublicServant - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:16 pm:
Replace the h with a cr and it’d be appropriate with Governor Gridlock in place.
- OneMan - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:16 pm:
Illinois, visit our Hall Of Convicted Politicians.
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:16 pm:
Illinois, our Governor wears costumes while he perpetually campaigns instead of actually governing. So we got that going for us.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:16 pm:
@Gruntled–I have that on a tee shirt with head shots of Blago and Geo.
- 47th Ward - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:17 pm:
Illinois: Will the last person leaving please turn out the lights?
- Chicago Cynic - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:18 pm:
Illinois: We Suck Less Than You Think
Illinois: Enter Ye and Abandon All Hope
Illinois: We Suck
Illinois: Still Better Than Indiana
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:18 pm:
Illinois, where college dreams come to die.
- Polite Anon - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:19 pm:
From skylines to valleys, Illinois is worth seeing.
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:20 pm:
@Cubs-They have them for sale in our local convenience store.
- jimk849 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:21 pm:
Illinois. Bring a credit card run up the tab no worries.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:22 pm:
Illinois–We’re droppin’ g’s and raisin’ fees!
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:23 pm:
Illinois, where our flagship university has 23 Nobel Laureates and an A credit rating.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:24 pm:
===@Cubs-They have them for sale in our local convenience store.===
That’s where I bought mine. lol
- Anonymous - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:24 pm:
“Illinois, you make me wish for a fugue state.”
- Chicago Cynic - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:25 pm:
“Illinois–We’re droppin’ g’s and raisin’ fees!”
Cubs in ‘16 For the win!
- Ole' Nelson - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:25 pm:
oops, 3:24 was me.
- OurMagician - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:26 pm:
Illinois-Sorry Folks, States’ Closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.
- Annonin' - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:28 pm:
“Illinois — College Free, Dumb is the New Black”
- siriusly - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:28 pm:
Illinois - our state government is a mess, but we’re still not Indiana !
- Anonymous - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:29 pm:
Illinois I’m in a Catatonic State of Mind
- Nick Name - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:30 pm:
Illinois wineries: because after your stay here you’ll need a drink.
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:31 pm:
Illinois, just wait until Rauner gets RTW, we’ll make Mississippi look like California.
- wordslinger - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:34 pm:
The Midwest Mississippi
- @misterjayem - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:35 pm:
Illinois: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
– MrJM
- West Sider - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:36 pm:
Anonymous - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:29 pm: was me.
- Keyrock - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:36 pm:
Illinois–Come see the Village People at the state fairgrounds!
(Offer available while the Governor’s Mansion is being rehabbed.)
- Homer J. Quinn - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:39 pm:
i have no snark so I’m going to paraphrase what a friend from Oregon recently said about Chicago: “Illinois: So Dystopian.”
- Clark - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:39 pm:
Illinois: “Where our sports teams are just as unpredictable and sporadic as the weather”
Illinois: “You think gerrymandering is bad?:
Illinois: “Still better than Indiana”
- West Sider - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:42 pm:
Illinois- Let’s all go fetal!
- 47th Ward - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:44 pm:
Illinois: Spare any change?
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:45 pm:
Illinois-No colleges, no recreational facilities, no budget…but Wrigley Field’s still open. How bout them Cubs?
- West Sider - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:47 pm:
Illinois: If you’re not Black- Our cops won’t turn you blue!
- SAP - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:48 pm:
Vacancy
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:49 pm:
Illinois, you put me in a padded room.
- morningstar - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:56 pm:
Illinois — we voted for him because we thought anyone would be better than the LAST governor
- Earnest - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 3:56 pm:
Land of Lincoln, Corn and Magic Beans.
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:02 pm:
Land of Shrinkin’
Illinois: Budgets? We don’t need no stinking budgets!
Illinois: You Must Be Lost
Illinois: Visit Bond County, Which Must Now Legally Be Called Junk Bond County…
- Anon - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:03 pm:
“Illinois. Check in with us again in 21 months.”
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:03 pm:
Welcome to Illinois: Duck and cover!
- A guy - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:04 pm:
Illinois: Amber Waves of Graft.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:04 pm:
Illinois–Keep the receipt in case your governor is defective. Don’t say we didn’t warn ya!
- CharlieKratos - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:05 pm:
Illinois: Look at the state we’re in now!
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:06 pm:
Illinois — See something you like? Make us an offer!
- CharlieKratos - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:07 pm:
Illinois: Maybe we shouldn’t be allowed to elect a Governor.
- blue dog dem - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:07 pm:
Illinois. We want your business, but we don’t want ya living here if ya got kids.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:21 pm:
Illinois–Those aren’t gunshots they’re….firecrackers.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:25 pm:
Illinois–If you ain’t squeezin’ you ain’t livin’!
- Interested - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:28 pm:
Illinois you put me in a hungry state, or
Illinois you put me in a homeless state, or
Illinois you put me in a ——- state!
This slogan is flexible enough for folks to fill in whatever aspect of our tattered social service safety net they wish to highlight.
- zatoichi - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:54 pm:
Ill in ois.
Run a tab, we do.
- d.p.gumby - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 4:56 pm:
Illinois–It’s really not so bad after all!
- Bruce (no not him) - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 5:02 pm:
new state song “Run Runaway” by Slade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikMiQZF-mAY
- Lt Guv - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 5:35 pm:
Yep, “Cubs in ‘16″ wins the interwebs today.
- peon - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 5:58 pm:
Illinois: “We’ve got this state and its &*#! golden”
- Rabid - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 6:08 pm:
I like the one we got the govenor quotes “enjoy Illinois”
- XDNR - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 7:13 pm:
Distressed Illinois: Vulture Capitolists Welcome!
- FormerPeorian - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 8:08 pm:
Illinois - You Put Me In A Happy State, Better Known as Indiana!
- Blago's Hare - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 9:04 pm:
Illinois- Mile after Magnificent Mile of Unpaid Bills
- AbeLincolnIsCrying - Monday, Apr 24, 17 @ 11:45 pm:
Illinois: Quit Laughing!!
- Murf - Tuesday, Apr 25, 17 @ 11:13 am:
Illinois _ We tax everything, and we are still broke!