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Friday, Sep 22, 2017

* Sen. Daniel Biss and Joe Walsh…

- Posted by Rich Miller        

50 Comments
  1. - OHL - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:20 pm:

    “You’re going to love the way you look. I guarantee it.”


  2. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:21 pm:

    “You think he looks like me?”


  3. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:23 pm:

    “He’s not even wearing socks… “


  4. - Chad Hays - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:23 pm:

    “You told me that I would be appearing with the dude that recorded Rocky Mountain Way”. . . . . .C’mon Man!!!


  5. - Cubs in '16 - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:27 pm:

    “I mean, is he not tall and lanky? I told you he was tall and lanky.”


  6. - doofusguy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:28 pm:

    I should have been your first choice for Lite Guv!


  7. - Cubs in '16 - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:29 pm:

    “I submit for your consideration….is he not Bruce Rauner with a tie but without the hatred for unions?”


  8. - Cubs in '16 - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:31 pm:

    “Ladies and gentlemen of Illinios; this man is not a billionaire nor has he ever intentionally disconnected the plumbing in his one and only home…”


  9. - dbk - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:31 pm:

    Not ready for prime-time, but we’re workin’ on it.


  10. - Walter Concrete - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:31 pm:

    It looks like a dress rehearsal of Neil Simon’s “The Odd Couple” being staged at Oakton Community College.


  11. - Chicago Cynic - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:31 pm:

    See, it’s bipartisan. Now will you stop asking us, “why the long face?”


  12. - Curl of the Burl - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:31 pm:

    Tune in to CBS for the new hit Wednesday night sitcom “Men with Abnormally Tall Heads”.


  13. - The Dummer - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:32 pm:

    “…can two grown men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?”


  14. - Jocko - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:32 pm:

    I mean c’mon…look at the way he crosses his legs. Are you seeing what I’m seeing?


  15. - Workin' - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:33 pm:

    We don’t agree on much, but at least we’ll both be rooting against the Governor’s football team when they play the Bears Sunday. Heck, he might even offer EDGE credits to locate Amazon in Pittsburgh


  16. - wordslinger - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:34 pm:

    See, we’re not the same guy. But have you ever seen Dan Proft and Pharma Bro in the same place?


  17. - Saluki - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:35 pm:

    Biss: To my left is a right winger.

    Walsh: To my right is a left winger.


  18. - Sharon - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:35 pm:

    “So the bartender says, ‘Why the long face?’”


  19. - El Conquistador - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:35 pm:

    Allow me to introduce the next delusional candidate that believes they can win…


  20. - Chicago Cynic - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:36 pm:

    No no no. He’s the commie! I’m the proud American standing up for family…oh nevermind.


  21. - Keyrock - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:37 pm:

    Two people who really wanted to be congressman from the 9th Congressional district.


  22. - 47th Ward - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:37 pm:

    My friend’s got a Chrysler, I’ve got a Dodge. We’re just ordinary average guys.


  23. - Gruntled University Employee - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:38 pm:

    Just for Men, before and after.


  24. - 47th Ward - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:39 pm:

    Space age whiz kids.


  25. - elite - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:40 pm:

    Two very wealthy guys hanging out.


  26. - Anonymous - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:41 pm:

    “Now this is the sort of fellow who actually would pay child aupport.”


  27. - walker - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:42 pm:

    “Straight from Madame Tussaud’s.”


  28. - Grand Avenue - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:42 pm:

    Your running mate said WHAT?


  29. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:42 pm:

    “Are you saying he’s better than me… at math?”


  30. - walker - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:42 pm:

    “What am I bid?”


  31. - Don Gerard - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:44 pm:

    [The Even Newer Odd Couple: E1;S2]

    “…and I wanted to do wainscoting but, NO! HE said, ‘yellow paint will be more soothing’…said the ladies would like it. Ha!”


  32. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:44 pm:

    “It’s not he’s a rocket scientist… “


  33. - Six Degrees of Separation - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:46 pm:

    Rocky Mountain Oy Vey.


  34. - don the legend - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:48 pm:

    “Business casual, I’m tellin you, he said business casual”


  35. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:52 pm:

    “You trust his word over mine?”


  36. - Arsenal - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:52 pm:

    “Who is this math professor to tell me how much child support I owe?”


  37. - crazybleedingheart - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:53 pm:

    Future caption contest?

    Lots of us use Amtrak, whose bobblehead ads feature a couple that resembles the Gov & FLOIL

    https://e.mail.amtrak.com/imgproxy/img/3001433167/AKM_BobbleHead_HP2_Coach.jpg


  38. - A guy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 3:58 pm:

    From this point forward, I’ll refer to him as the skinny one.


  39. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:02 pm:

    “Who do you think is the competent person?”


  40. - Anonish - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:04 pm:

    “Can you believe this guy out raised Chris Kennedy?!”


  41. - Gooner - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:12 pm:

    “Sure but if I did have a nice tie, a many more functioning brain cells, and some integrity, I would have ended up like this guy! Let that be a warning to all real Americans out there!”


  42. - 47th Ward - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:21 pm:

    The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our political contributors. We did.

    But you can’t hold an entire political party responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole democratic system? And if the whole democratic system is to blame, then is this not an indictment of our institutions system in general? I put it to you, Greg! Isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society?

    Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America!

    Gentlemen!


  43. - Quizzical - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:22 pm:

    Who are you going to listen to: Mr. Bigwords over here with all his plans and numbers? Or me, with my infectious rage and simple message of shoving something somewhere for some reason?


  44. - Nick Name - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:29 pm:

    And this, gentlemen, is how you avoid the manspread.


  45. - Anonymous - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:32 pm:

    Not the most popular table for two at La Pasadita.


  46. - just thinkin - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:34 pm:

    Biss: He said the same thing three years ago. Wait, this was three years ago!


  47. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:38 pm:

    “You want me to co-host a radio show with him?”


  48. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:42 pm:

    “You’d take his career over mine?”


  49. - Chicken Dinner - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:44 pm:

    Why the long faces?


  50. - TinyDancer(FKASue) - Friday, Sep 22, 17 @ 4:46 pm:

    Oy!
    You are sixteen going on seventeen
    Baby, it’s time to think
    Better beware, be canny and careful
    Baby, you’re on the brink

    You need someone older and wiser
    Telling you what to do
    I am seventeen going on eighteen
    I’ll take care of you


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