Two candidates who remain confused as to whether ayrvedic herb cannabis used as a medicine for thousands of years is just like a combination of LSD and Heroin with no possible medicinal value.
Clique but “twiddle dee and twiddle dumb.”
- 2018 should be fun - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:02 pm:
“And because of my lack of fundraising talent you can be sure Mr. Jones is smiling because he likes me, not because he’s sold his soul to me like our friends JB and BVR”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:53 pm:
Dean and Sammy looked better, but Vegas called and they answered…
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:53 pm:
The Rat Pack may have lost a step…
- Arsenal - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:54 pm:
Just a couple of anti-establishment reformers, hittin’ the town.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:54 pm:
U of I versus Emil Jones State.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:55 pm:
I can’t figure it out. It fit fine when I was in the Senate.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:55 pm:
The Matire’ d convention was a huge success…
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:57 pm:
“Ok, now Mr. Kennedy you ‘un-button’ your coat, and Mr. Jones you ‘button’ your coat… see if that helps… “
- Anonish - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:58 pm:
The King Who Was and the King Who Won’t
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:59 pm:
Two candidates who remain confused as to whether ayrvedic herb cannabis used as a medicine for thousands of years is just like a combination of LSD and Heroin with no possible medicinal value.
Clique but “twiddle dee and twiddle dumb.”
- Perrid - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:59 pm:
OW at 3:57 wins. Not nice, but it wins.
- 2018 should be fun - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:02 pm:
“And because of my lack of fundraising talent you can be sure Mr. Jones is smiling because he likes me, not because he’s sold his soul to me like our friends JB and BVR”
- @MisterJayEm - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:04 pm:
“More like tuxedon’t, amirite?”
– MrJM
- 2018 should be fun - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:04 pm:
Okay now a photo with everyone who was born into a politics dynasty!
Wait a second… where’s Rep. Rush’s kid?
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:05 pm:
I present to you the man who helped Rod get his budget passed over Madigan’s objections.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:07 pm:
“Ok, let’s go for ‘akward friends’… Chris put your arm awkwardly around Emil’s shoulders… Emil, look disinterested… Perfect… “
- DuPage Bard - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:07 pm:
My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump and this is my best good friend Bubba. We go together like peas and carrots.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
“It’s safe to say the ‘Dad’s Home State Gala’ brought out Illinois’ biggest stars… “
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
The “Anti-Establishment” Candidate for Governor literally embraces The Establishment.
- Aimtomisbehave - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:12 pm:
Now trust me buddy. All we gotta do is stand here and smile like this. Those guys are sure to give us tips when we park the cars.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:12 pm:
“It’s not the best picture… and it didn’t help that Chris wore bright red Chuck Taylor’s, so we had to crop it here … “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:13 pm:
#TypicalTuesday
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:13 pm:
The much worse sequel to March of the Penguins.
- Baloneymous - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:14 pm:
Hey Paul and Stevie are back — ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano …
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:15 pm:
“I want you to know, Emil, that I had no idea how much Coach Guenther was making”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:16 pm:
“Ok… pick out the clip on tie… go”
- A guy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:18 pm:
Sure can’t rent this kind any more. Classssic.
- A guy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:18 pm:
Okay Emil, Call me Ollie for the rest of the night.
- A guy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:19 pm:
This is what you get for a C Note at Seno.
They’re gone, but we could look up Gingiss.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:19 pm:
“… this is why they don’t do 8 shows a week anymore… “
- A guy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:21 pm:
Okay, even fooling around. Get back to driving those horse carriages.
- A guy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:21 pm:
Yeah Senator, a belt. This ensemble…needs a belt.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:22 pm:
“Welp… I guess top hats couldn’t hurt… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:23 pm:
“Puttin on da Witzzzz”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:25 pm:
“When they say they have a formal announcement… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:27 pm:
“Ironically, both Chris and Emil had nothing back from the cleaners to wear today… “
- Baloneymous - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:29 pm:
Mel and Danny accepting honorary Oscar for not doing any more Lethal Weapon sequels.
- OurMagician - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:30 pm:
Can you believe it? Both of us are still a size 38 after all these years, speaking of 38%…
- wordslinger - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:43 pm:
This is just what the Illinois Family Institute warned us would happen with same-sex-marriage.
- The Historian - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:53 pm:
If they’d *switch* the 2 jackets, both might fit…
- Yellow Dog Democrat - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:55 pm:
Fabulous Baker Boys Return to The Globe.
- SAP - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:07 pm:
Suave and Debonair
- Captain Obvious - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:09 pm:
Two great communicators join forces…
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:15 pm:
Kennedy gives shocked look when Emil does what shouldn’t be done - to women OR men.
- the Cardinal - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:20 pm:
CK “Inhale and hold it in E we can do this ! Photog hurry it Up”
- We'll See - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:31 pm:
I always liked that Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear “Stuck on You” movie.
- VanillaMan - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:56 pm:
Sadly, the series was axed leaving both Clint Howard and Gary Coleman without a TV show.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 7:09 pm:
Dumb and Dumber
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 7:49 pm:
“Thanks Chris, but next time I think I’ll borrow a tux from JB”
- max bayer - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 7:51 pm:
=== The King Who Was and the King Who Won’t ===
This is Chris, not pritzker lol
- Huh? - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 7:53 pm:
Cummerbunds? Who needs a stinking cummerbund?
- Yep - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 8:57 pm:
New Double Stuffed Oreos.
- JS Mill - Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 9:10 pm:
“Whatdaya think?”
“I can only think of one word and one word only….swarthy.”
- Loop Lady - Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 7:51 am:
Passé salt n peppa…
- Trapped in the ‘burbs - Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 8:36 am:
“No CK, that’s not Revie Sorey. That’s Emil Jones,jr.”
- Rabid - Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 8:46 am:
email emoji
- Rabid - Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 8:51 am:
check and double check
- Rabid - Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 8:54 am:
I was born a poor black child
- Rabid - Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 9:00 am:
Diana get over here let’s do a mod squad photo
- Border Bound - Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 9:01 am:
Emil - “Wow, I can’t believe I got my picture taken with Owen Wilson… but he’s a bit heavier than I imagined.”