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Friday, Dec 1, 2017

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- Posted by Rich Miller        

54 Comments
  1. - kibbit - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:50 pm:

    “I must eat you.”


  2. - Saluki - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:50 pm:

    Battle of the jowls.


  3. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:53 pm:

    “No, J.B., my coat was just a bit tight… “


  4. - Keyrock - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:53 pm:

    “And you thought you were wealthy?”


  5. - RP_Progressive - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm:

    Pritzker: I’ll release my tax returns if you do. Deal?

    Kennedy: Deal. I’ll do mine the day I submit petitions.

    Pritzker: Yeah, ok. Me too…

    Kennedy: Full returns or cover pages?

    Pritzker: It’s complex.

    Kennedy: What about those family trusts?

    Pritzker: Nope.


  6. - Anonish - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm:

    “Thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you.”


  7. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm:

    “We really need to do something about that Biss guy… “


  8. - Highway 20 - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm:

    “Great job making little Danny Biss mad!”

    “Yeah, you too! That’s teamwork!”


  9. - Railrat - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:55 pm:

    Congratulations we are both hiding our tax returns, thank God for Trump ! Lol hey see you later


  10. - Honeybadger - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm:

    I will appoint you to a Deputy Governor position, ok?


  11. - Anon - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm:

    May the best man win


  12. - Slugger - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm:

    “Chris, you will have to submit a resume for a job in my administration just like everyone else.”


  13. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:57 pm:

    Next time we wear the cowboy costumes, okay?


  14. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:59 pm:

    “Chris, call me Luca Brasi again. Try it… “


  15. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:01 pm:

    “No, Chris, seriously, I’ll trade you my apartment on Park Place in New York, you swap me that beach house off the Boardwalk…. no hotels, just the house.”


  16. - Mouthy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:02 pm:

    The jackets waterproof and comes with poles and pegs too..


  17. - Almost the Weekend - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:03 pm:

    Trust Fund Babies


  18. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:03 pm:

    “Chris, to be honest, I’m glad it it’s not just you and I… “


  19. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:04 pm:

    “My sleeves are rolled up, JB, so I’m clearly working harder than you…”


  20. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:06 pm:

    “Chris, I’m not trading Penny for all your brother, sisters, cousins… “


  21. - 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:06 pm:

    J.B. Pritzker. Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.


  22. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:07 pm:

    “Well, Chris, I coulda told you, Bill Daley isn’t known for fundraising. Penny… well… “


  23. - Anonymous - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:08 pm:

    “Chris, between your smile and my girth, it’s amazing we’re still in the game, right?”


  24. - Red fish blue fish - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:09 pm:

    “Chris, you really need to wear a suit”
    “JB, you really need to lose some weight”
    Both candidates laugh and swear under their breath


  25. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:11 pm:

    “Chris, I hope you didn’t bike here tonight, my driver hit a Huffy bike in the parking lot and I’d be blue if I found out it was yours… “


  26. - Jocko - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:12 pm:

    “I appreciate your offer to ride Divvies, but I’m taking a limo.”


  27. - Ann O Mouse - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:13 pm:

    Delta Tau Chi fraternity brothers “Flounder” and “Otter” re-unite to plan a toga party in Springfield.


  28. - Arthur Andersen - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:16 pm:

    “Who is this Dauber guy, anyways? You know him?”


  29. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:17 pm:

    “Chris, say that again, I’ll drop another of my “Lucky 7” million in the account and just run ads of cute puppies playing in a meadow, k?”


  30. - Henry Francis - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:18 pm:

    Deal - between the 2 of us we will make sure the nouveau riche trash gets taken out.


  31. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:19 pm:

    “Chris, ask me where the bathroom is again, I’ll cancel your Hilton Rewards card. Yeah, I know you have one… “


  32. - 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:19 pm:

    Chris, if I had your teeth I’d be twice this size.


  33. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:21 pm:

    “No, Chris, I have about 50 campaign offices and 300 staffers I’m paying for, the $7 million a pop doesn’t go that far…”


  34. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:27 pm:

    “JB, the good news is Bruce and Diana will have finished the renovations in the mansion, so we don’t have to worry about things… like… “


  35. - zatoichi - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:27 pm:

    Armwrestle, two outta tree.


  36. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:29 pm:

    “Chris, you be nice to Tio and Dalbier. I need them to stick around, so be warm and charming”


  37. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:31 pm:

    “JB, we’re all rooting for Ives… “


  38. - SSL - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:33 pm:

    Touch anything on my plate and I’ll rip your arm right out if the socket.


  39. - Quizzical - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:33 pm:

    Isn’t that just like an Irishman, bringing millions to a tens of millions fight.


  40. - wordslinger - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:41 pm:

    JB: “Chris, if your generation had handled grandpa’s fortune like mine did, you could afford a jacket.”


  41. - 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:42 pm:

    Hey Chris,

    M.K. and I are having a little party this weekend. How would you like to come over and mow our lawn?


  42. - MissBentohs - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:46 pm:

    “Yes I promise to buy you a coat if you promise never to do that with your sleeves. Who you emulating… Rauner?”


  43. - Anonymous324 - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:48 pm:

    “Bad news, JB. The Mart raised the rent on the 1871 space.”


  44. - MissBentohs - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:51 pm:

    Yeah that Trump Tax Break is going to help us (laughter from both) … but me a lot more than you (laughter only from JB)… and don’t worry, I’ll speak out against it just like you (laughter from both)


  45. - Outsiders - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:52 pm:

    We are not career Springfield politicians like the insider former State Representative now State Senator Dan Biss.


  46. - no name - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:53 pm:

    “promise i can have the rest of your sandwich? let’s shake on it.”


  47. - 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:00 pm:

    Kennedy you say? Are you related to Scott?


  48. - Amalia - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:01 pm:

    Rumble in the high income jungle.


  49. - GutterIllinois - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:01 pm:

    “Chris, remind me why both of us actually want this stupid job?”


  50. - VanillaMan - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm:

    “I bought you another suit from Walmart, Chris”

    “Thanks, but how did you fit it into the little basket on those Walmart scooters you use, JB?”


  51. - Pot calling kettle - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm:

    Dude, if you want to look like a governor, you wear a purple tie. Orange is out.


  52. - VanillaMan - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:12 pm:

    “I heard you biked here, Chris. What does exercise feel like?”


  53. - VanillaMan - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:16 pm:

    “Instead of biking Chis, I ride in a rickshaw pulled by the Superbowl losing team.”


  54. - VanillaMan - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:18 pm:

    “I think it would look better if I’m the front of the horse, and you’re the huge back half.”


Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.


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