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Not a good look

Tuesday, Mar 13, 2018

* I could do caption contests on all of these pics. Here’s one of Pritzker that Mark Maxwell recently tweeted

* From a JB Pritzker press release…

* And here’s a screen grab of mine from a Biss campaign video

- Posted by Rich Miller        

47 Comments
  1. - 47th Ward - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:03 am:

    A young Kirk Dillard.

    Larry David with hair.

    Karaoke night at Biss HQ.


  2. - Arsenal - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:03 am:

    Biss just looks like he’s singing “Let’s Stay Together”, it’s not so bad.


  3. - Real - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:03 am:

    Where’s Rauner


  4. - RP_Progressive - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:04 am:

    Looks like Daniel is enjoying some cannaBISS at a concert!

    I don’t even have words for the other two…


  5. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:05 am:

    Gotta get Kennedy a haircut…


  6. - Back to the Mountains - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:05 am:

    “Well, I uhhh…”

    “Do you people have no shame?!?”

    “AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII…..”


  7. - Rutro - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:05 am:

    Dan Hampton, Archie Bunker, & Sideshow Bob.


  8. - Anon24 - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:08 am:

    Pic 1 - “Mall Dude Gobbles Record 8 Sbarro Pizza Slices in 10 Minutes”

    Pic 2 - “Flowing Hair, Just Don’t Care”

    Pic 3 - “Sen. Biss makes a poor attempt at an impression of Trump while singing David Allen Coe’s ‘You Never Even Called Me by My Name’ at local dive’s Karaoke night.”


  9. - So_Ill - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:09 am:

    “Legalize it
    Don’t criticize it
    Legalize it, yeah yeah
    And I will advertise it”


  10. - Res Melius - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:10 am:

    Sleep to pursue

    Waxy hue

    Mike Madigan blues


  11. - view from the cheap seats - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:10 am:

    Pritzker - Rough bender.
    Kennedy - Back to the Future
    Biss - Doing his best Chris Martin imitation


  12. - Name Withheld - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:10 am:

    Alternate proposal for the remake of “9 to 5″


  13. - WhoKnew - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:11 am:

    Pritzker…Which camera?
    Kennedy… Haircut’s on Thursday OW!
    Biss…with just a pinch of Basil!


  14. - wordslinger - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:13 am:

    Pritzker: “(cough, cough) uh, a case of jalapeno sliders, a large Diet Coke and…. dude, where’s my car?”

    Kennedy: “This one I call ‘Blue Steel.’”

    Biss: “Wake me up, before you go-go…”


  15. - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:14 am:

    Gotta think more about the last two, but the top one could be side by side with Homer Simpson. Mmmm..donuts.


  16. - Al - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:14 am:

    Picture 1) Pritzker after a closed door session with UIUC Cannabis supporters orders a slice at Garcia’s Pizza.

    Picture 2) old pic from when the Letterman show was doing a week in Chicago. Kennedy announced he will play his ukellele with Paul Shaffer and the tonight show band.

    Picture 3) Senator Biss channeling the recently late Vic Damone serenads supporter.


  17. - Undiscovered country - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:14 am:

    As Trump might say, “They are all Sleepy Son’s of >>>>>>”


  18. - Shytown - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:15 am:

    Ahhhh-choo!

    Come to Cellozzi-Ettelson, where you always save more money

    Available for bat/bar-mitzvahs and as a wedding singer


  19. - Linus - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:15 am:

    I’d like to believe JB’s button is leftover bling from an Adeline Geo-Karis campaign. May I please believe that?


  20. - The Most Anonymous - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:17 am:

    Pritzker: I think, generally, uh, I think, uh, basically, I think, so um yeah. That’s what I think about that.

    Kennedy: Cape Cod summer cut

    Biss: “It’s a long road, when you face the world alone. No one reaches out a hand for you to hooooooold. You can find love if you search within yourself and the emptiness you felt will disappeeeeeeaaaar. And then a hero comes along. With the strength to carry on and you cast your fears aside and you know you can survive.”


  21. - Reggie Redbird - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:17 am:

    Daniel Biss looks like a member of Depeche Mode on their reunion tour


  22. - A guy - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:21 am:

    In order:

    Willlllma….

    This is my elevator expression…

    Feelings…nothing more than feelings…


  23. - Working Night and Day - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:25 am:

    Separated at birth - Illinois Edition.

    Photo 1: JB & Dan Lauria (father character on The Wonder Years).

    Photo 2: CK & Eric Idle (Monty Python).

    Photo 3: DB & Todd Rundgren (singer of ‘I Saw Light’)


  24. - City Zen - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:26 am:

    Did Biss receive a golden ticket for his audition?


  25. - SSL - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:29 am:

    Fred Flintstone

    Ricochet Rabbit

    Beavis


  26. - Al - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:31 am:

    Fyi… GEO graduate employees association.


  27. - buffalo soldier - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:31 am:

    Very flattering photos:

    JB looks exhausted
    Kennedy looks unprepared
    Biss is a personified TED talk


  28. - Baloneymous - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:31 am:

    Moe
    Larry
    Shemp


  29. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:38 am:

    #1: Pritzker reacts to a Kleenex given to him by a Raunerbot, laced with sneezing powder.

    #2: Kennedy discos with a 70’s hairdo.

    #3: Biss does standup as one of the Not Ready for Prime Time Players.


  30. - Jake From Elwood - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:44 am:

    Put a red bejeweled crown on Kennedy’s head and he could pass for King George III.


  31. - theCardinal - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:05 pm:

    JP “Im so sleepy campaigning is hard, never had to work this hard well really work in my life”

    CK “I go with this 70s professor look so people dont know that I’m another east coast rich kid”

    DB “shhhhh close your eyes and listen to me, more taxes on people who make over $80k is a good thing these are bad people and they need to pay for being rich.


  32. - Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:06 pm:

    This is Kent Dorfman. He’s a legacy.

    Kennedy? Yeah No, not Ethel.

    “A moment like this” (American Idol)


  33. - SAP - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:07 pm:

    For the 3d picture, with apologies to Billie Holiday:

    It was a morning, long before dawn
    Without a warning I found I was through
    How could I do it
    Why should I do it
    I can’t do it any more

    Am I blue
    Am I blue
    Ain’t these tears, in these eyes telling you
    How can you ask me “am I blue”
    Why, wouldn’t you be too

    If each plan
    To slash pensions
    Done fell through

    There was…
    There was a time
    When I was the progressive one

    But now I’m
    The sad and lonely one, lonely
    Was I viable
    Until today
    Now my path is gone, and I’m through
    Am I blue


  34. - Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:09 pm:

    JB-This is Kent Dorfman. He’s a legacy.

    CK-”Kennedy? Yeah No, not Ethel.

    DB-”A moment like this” (American Idol)


  35. - OneMan - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:12 pm:

    Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down….


  36. - Anonymous - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:19 pm:

    What’s with Kennedy’s hair.


  37. - @misterjayem - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:21 pm:

    “Three Views of a Sneeze”

    – MrJM


  38. - The Crane - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 1:11 pm:

    Pritzker sneezes out $1.3 million in cash he was using as Kleenex

    Kennedy waits in line for American Idol auditions

    Biss delivers best man speech a marijuana lobbyist’s wedding


  39. - cover - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:03 pm:

    = Come to Cellozzi-Ettelson, where you always save more money =

    That brought back a great memory for me. Many (many) years ago, the first time one of their commercials appeared on our TV, my mom freaked out when those guys started speaking. “I thought those were cardboard cutouts!”


  40. - downstate commissioner - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:07 pm:

    Am I the only one who thought Biss was Jerry Sienfeld?


  41. - Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:09 pm:

    I didn’t know Chris Kennedy moonlights as a community college philosophy professor.


  42. - Former Titan - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:12 pm:

    1. The frame just before the WCIA microphone becomes lodged in JB’s throat.
    2. Kennedy’s winning “Deer In The Headlights” charades pose at the UI Systems Christmas party.
    3. Bowzer’s son solos at the “Sha Na Na Forever” tribute concert.


  43. - Just Me - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:22 pm:

    http://www.illinoisobserver.net/tag/capitol-fax-publisher-rich-miller/


  44. - NoGifts - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 3:13 pm:

    Kennedy - Napoleon Dynamite. and I love that movie :)


  45. - zatoichi - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 4:48 pm:

    JB: Now, I’ve heard there was a secret chord
    That David played, and it pleased the Lord

    CK: But you don’t really care for music, do you?
    It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth

    DB: The minor fall, the major lift
    The baffled king composing hallelujah


  46. - Alton Giant - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 5:14 pm:

    Just stay away from corn dogs at he State Fair.


  47. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 7:20 pm:

    1,) Yabba-Dabba-No Way
    2.) Camel-NOT
    3.) Puff that Magic Draggin’


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