By thy taxes not so flowing, Illinois, Illinois,
Where the population is not growing, Illinois, Illinois,
Comes emptiness on the breeze.
Rustling through the smoke filled rooms, and its choking haze are these, Illinois, Illinois,
And its mellow tones are these, Illinois.
- 47th Ward - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:44 pm:
Aviv Ezra, to himself: “Oy.”
- Henry Francis - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:48 pm:
Rahm is searching under everything looking for his heart while Rauner confidently shows that he has no idea where his heart is.
- wordslinger - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:51 pm:
Emanuel: “I’m Napoleon….”
Rauner: “I’m not in charge….”
Ezra: “I’m surrounded by meshuganner…”
- A Jack - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:53 pm:
Rauner bids 5 million for the ILGOP, while Rahm puts away his wallet thinking it’s probably overpriced at that.
- Just Me - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:53 pm:
Sung in unison:
By thy taxes not so flowing, Illinois, Illinois,
Where the population is not growing, Illinois, Illinois,
Comes emptiness on the breeze.
Rustling through the smoke filled rooms, and its choking haze are these, Illinois, Illinois,
And its mellow tones are these, Illinois.
- 47th Ward - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:54 pm:
Serenity now. Serenity now.
- Say no to big government - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:56 pm:
“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right”
- revvedup - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:05 pm:
“There’s no place like home…There’s no place like home…”
- 47th Ward - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:15 pm:
We have Hamas and Fatah, you have Emanuel and Rauner. We all have problems.
- Silicon Prairie - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:17 pm:
Thanks you sir may I have another
- Wow - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:18 pm:
Patiently waiting to catch a shrimp from generic Hibachi stekakhouse
- Arthur Andersen - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:28 pm:
“How could any good Jewish woman marry either of these putzes?”
- Tpm38@columbia.edu - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
Next time you see that guy, he’ll be pledging amore to the Italian flag.
- Keyrock - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:38 pm:
“Well, at least the soup is good.”
- Silicon Prairie - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:43 pm:
The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli
- Anon - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:43 pm:
“If you don’t have a heart, put your hand where you think it would be.”
- don the legend - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:59 pm:
“Dang, I can’t believe they both went with paper.”
- Generic Drone - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 4:05 pm:
I pledge allegence to the all mighty dollar…
- Last Bull Moose - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 4:09 pm:
Rahm checks his CC weapon in case it turns ugly.
- 32nd Ward Roscoe Village - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 4:11 pm:
“Everybody has a heart, except some people.”
Margo Channing (Bette Davis), ALL ABOUT EVE, 1950.
- Willie Ciccio - Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 4:30 pm:
“…and I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today.”