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Wednesday, May 23, 2018 - Posted by Rich Miller

* JB Pritzker hugs DNC Chairman Tom Perez at an Aurora event today

Keep it clean, please.

       

40 Comments
  1. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:07 pm:

    Tom, stay the (deleted) out of Illinois.


  2. - OneMan - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:11 pm:

    Shout out to my man Oswego Willy


  3. - Cubs in '16 - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:12 pm:

    I don’t always bro hug but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.


  4. - Jocko - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:13 pm:

    I loved you as Cypher in “The Matrix”.


  5. - Lucky Pierre - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:15 pm:

    Its tough to find your wallet with all these vets pockets JB


  6. - Saluki - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:19 pm:

    You post these pictures, and then you say, keep it clean. Just once, I wish we could have a post just for the profane. I know, get my own blog…. :)


  7. - Spliff - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:21 pm:

    Hold me all night long if you want but can I get a million out of that blue wave fund as well?


  8. - Rich Miller - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:23 pm:

    “That I cannot do.”


  9. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:24 pm:

    “Tom, the Giuliani look is not a good thing right now.”


  10. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:26 pm:

    - OneMan -, my man…

    “Caption?”

    “Your check cleared, JB… I never worried”


  11. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:27 pm:

    “Come to Illinois again… do it… “


  12. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:28 pm:

    Man in painting: (”Badges? They don’t need no stinking badges.”)


  13. - A guy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:29 pm:

    There’s plenty of room for you in this party, man. Go ahead and apply.


  14. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:29 pm:

    “Caprara says I have to do this… cause your here… if you’re not here, I won’t have to do this again…”


  15. - A guy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:29 pm:

    Tommy…might be an issue moving any of my Dakota biz to the Sota. Let’s leave it at that, eh?


  16. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:30 pm:

    “Guess who doesn’t like surprises? Me… and my checkbook… capiche?”


  17. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:31 pm:

    “C’mon, JB. You’re a billionaire. Start wearing some different clothes. This is starting to look like a…costume.”


  18. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:37 pm:

    The least interesting men in the world.


  19. - Christopher - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:43 pm:

    Pritzker to Perez: “Did you hear that I got Biss’ endorsement?”


  20. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:51 pm:

    The stars of the new Laurel and Hardy series share a moment following the news that Netflix will relaunch the timeless classic.


  21. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:53 pm:

    “I understand your past issues, JB, but no you can’t frisk me.”


  22. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:56 pm:

    Hey Tom, did you hear about Madigan?


  23. - 44th - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:56 pm:

    we have a winner: “The least interesting men in the world.”


  24. - Huh? - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:05 pm:

    JB they don’t know it yet, but when I win in November, I will have completed my purchase of the ILDEM party.


  25. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:14 pm:

    “… plastics… “


  26. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:26 pm:

    “Potomac fever is real… “


  27. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:27 pm:

    “This vest is so itchy… “


  28. - Six Degrees of Separation - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:29 pm:

    Former Baltimore Ravens defensive lineman Tony Siragusa sacks former Bears quarterback Mike Glennon at a dinner party in Aurora.


  29. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:32 pm:

    ===Shout out to my man Oswego Willy===

    The closest I’ll get to Pritzker or Rauner is my Tee-Vee… as both… would prefer.

    “Caption?”

    “You bring the Motts?”


  30. - Leatherneck - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 6:08 pm:

    JB actually whispering, not hugging, Perez:

    JB (whispering): “Can you politely please tell that Biss guy to ease up on the pontifications a little bit?”


  31. - Anonymous - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 6:15 pm:

    JB: “Have any other good Russian related conspiracies to put on Rauner this time?”


  32. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 6:57 pm:

    “I knew it was you… “


  33. - Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 6:57 pm:

    “Uh, that’s my Hispanic grandfather Antonio Pritzker.”


  34. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 7:11 pm:

    “Sorry, Sir. Must be in the wrong place. Saw the double X’s and thought this was the Big and Tall Vest Store.”


  35. - M Python - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 7:53 pm:

    You don’t live here, so I can’t tax you.. I’ll just lift your wallet


  36. - Billinois - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 7:58 pm:

    I’d love to go to the prom with you! I’ll wear my formal sweater vest.


  37. - LTSW - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 8:29 pm:

    JB, fresh from watching obscure film version of Oliver Twist, hones his pickpocket skills.


  38. - Huh? - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 9:28 pm:

    JB - No matter what I do to you, you’re going to like it.


  39. - theCardinal - Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 11:34 pm:

    ‘low hangin fruit’


  40. - Practical Politics - Thursday, May 24, 18 @ 6:24 am:

    J. B., need I remind you that the DNC needs cash contributions badly? Have you seen our financial disclosures? Pony up some dinero! Here, pretend that you are a taxpayer as I help myself to your wallet.


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