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Caption contest!
Wednesday, May 30, 2018 - Posted by Rich Miller * The mascot was in town to demand that the Senate finally take action on a bill to allow an elected Chicago school board, a concept that Rep. Guzzardi strongly supports…
There’s a metaphor in there somewhere, but please keep it clean. Thanks.
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- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 9:59 am:
“Embrace the Process”
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:01 am:
A bill to prevent legislators from giving creepy hugs to costumed interns.
#metoo
- Michael Westen - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:05 am:
I hope he asked permission before he hugged her or else Rotheimer may hold another press conference next week!
- Responsa - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:09 am:
The Photo Op that probably shouldn’t have been.
- Shark Sandwich - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:10 am:
I think I met that gal in the costume at a hearing, name’s maybe Michelle-something? Anyway, she’s not the first Shel bill this session..
- Curl of the Burl - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:12 am:
“I hope this gets posted on HuffPost Chicago!”
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:14 am:
Exhibit A for the Complainant.
- Lucky Piere - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:17 am:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/jemima-lewis/8016762/Even-today-you-can-still-tell-a-gentleman-by-his-shoes.html
“Like many sages of her generation, my grandmother took the view that you could “tell a man by his shoes”. A scuffed shoe denoted a chap of chaotic domestic habits, probably best avoided. A well-worn but highly polished brogue, on the other hand, suggested a man both professional and practical, able to take care of the things he loved.”
- RNUG - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:18 am:
All rolled up with no place to go …
- A guy - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:20 am:
I’m still learning to hug property. Awkward!
- A guy - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:23 am:
*properly.
- A guy - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:24 am:
For now I’m just a Will.
- LBJ - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:25 am:
I know and you know you’re unconstitutional, but let’s pass you and make it the judiciary’s problem.
- wordslinger - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:25 am:
LP, you really need to hit the shop for a tuneup. That’s just weird in its obscurity. You’re like Hal 9000 singing “Daisy.”
- DrurysMissingClock - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:26 am:
Here’s hoping it’s a bill to repeal the “keep it clean” clause during the caption contests.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:26 am:
Will the sponsor yield? He indicates that he will not.
- Colin O'Scopy - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:27 am:
“How I hope and pray that Will will soon step away,
But today I am still just a bill”.
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:30 am:
Will thinks that is a poorly rolled joint. (His heavy lids give it away)
- City Zen - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:31 am:
Sorry, I thought you were rent control.
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:31 am:
“Today I’m at the Capitol. Tomorrow, it’s back to Chipotle.”
- OneMan - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:35 am:
They were in love, but in order for the relationship to go any further it needed the blessing of Mike and Mike did not give out his blessing very often..
- MrCutler - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:50 am:
Hey Ira, what are you doing wearing a Will Guzzardi costume?
- Colin O'Scopy - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:08 am:
“Don’t worry, my love, I can get you out of Rules. I’m this close with BFC.”
- Albany Park Patriot - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:19 am:
This isn’t going to end well.
- A Jack - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:34 am:
Will finds his long lost twin, Bill, wandering around on the House floor.
- Anonimity - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:38 am:
Bill regarding unwanted touching gets unwanted touching.
- theCardinal - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:42 am:
Progressive assault on Bill of rights
- a drop in - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:53 am:
No, Will. You put the squeeze on the lobbyists.
- Highland IL - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 12:26 pm:
Will, meet Bill. Bill, this is Will. Now let’s elect a school board!
- Keyser Soze - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 1:46 pm:
This intern needs a raise…….or combat pay.
- revvedup - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 4:10 pm:
I thought “I’m just a Bill” was Rich’s take-off point for his “It’s just a Bill” feature”.
Everybody sing! “I hugged a Bill and I liked it!”
@Wordslinger: That’s classic, and it was first sung by an IBM computer in 1961.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk
- IllinoisBoi - Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 4:17 pm:
That’s my girl, Bill.