Yes that’s the place. Gene’s Sausage Shop. Wow, that was really bugging me. They sell this bratwurst that’s huge, as big as your arm. And that spicy mustard, forget about it.
Mmm, I sure could go for one of those sausages.
- Dog on Sheffield - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:29 pm:
I had that much money, you only had this much money
No no no, not like that, not “G-D America,” like I was agreeing with him. No, it was like, “G-D America, amiright Rod?” See the difference? It’s a big difference Ameya. Really big.
“Ameya, I never understood how Augustus, in Willy Wonka, went up that tube of chocolate. It was like *this* big… “
- These comments make you look small - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:34 pm:
I am begging everyone to not comment on JB Pritzker’s appearance. It is not relevant to any informed political debate and it is the definition of bullying. It makes you look mean and small. I am sure that JB is painfully aware of his size, and what people would say about him. I give him credit for taking on such a public and visible challenge as running for Governor. Illinois has many many problems, and the size of our possible Governor should not even make it the list of things we debate, think about or comment on.
Ameya, first you smash your cash into an opaque legal trust fund ball and deposit it in a Cayman Island bank. Then poof, you’ve created your own personal tax cut!
See, we’re in Lincoln Square. The guy on the top bunk, he’s gotta make the guy on the bottom’s bunk…he’s gotta make his bed, all the time. See, it’s in the regulations. See, if we were in Albany Park, I’d have to make yours. But we’re in Lincoln Square, so you gotta make mine. Regulations.
“Ameya, you just cap the pipes, then lift. No more bathrooms”
Don’t forget to shove a rag in the soil stack. Don’t want sewer gas stinking up the house.
Enough with the fat shaming! I agree with everything *these comments make you look small* said. It’s really offensive, totally beyond the point, and mean. Neither civilized nor smart.
- Retired Educator - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:23 pm:
I am not kidding, the burgers were this big.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:24 pm:
Ebony and Ivory…together in perfect harmony…
- truth - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:24 pm:
And then you dip the oreos IN the fudge. It’s amazing.
- Jibba - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:25 pm:
You mean they make a croissant into an actual doughnut?
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:25 pm:
only question is whether JB ate Ameya
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:26 pm:
“Ameya, it’s called a Horseshoe”
- Soapbox Derby - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:26 pm:
Yes, Ameya you could fit your whole body in just one leg of my pants.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:27 pm:
“Ameya, you just cap the pipes, then lift. No more bathrooms”
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:28 pm:
Yes that’s the place. Gene’s Sausage Shop. Wow, that was really bugging me. They sell this bratwurst that’s huge, as big as your arm. And that spicy mustard, forget about it.
Mmm, I sure could go for one of those sausages.
- Dog on Sheffield - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:29 pm:
I had that much money, you only had this much money
- Henry Francis - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:29 pm:
I swear the schnitzengruben was this big. And it was delicious.
- Annonin' - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:30 pm:
Yup GovJunk’s head has shrunk to size of that tiny brain. Scary
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:30 pm:
“Ameya, did you sit in the band shell area? The acoustics, I checked them myself, it surrounds you, the music… “
- Reality - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:30 pm:
The pleats hide my thunder.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
No no no, not like that, not “G-D America,” like I was agreeing with him. No, it was like, “G-D America, amiright Rod?” See the difference? It’s a big difference Ameya. Really big.
- City Zen - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
This is the smallest sized diamond you should buy.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
“We then put all the Hilton money in this one pile… “
- Anon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
Which person drinks 1 gallon of water per day and which drinks 1 gallon of Hofbrau per day?
- Lucky Pierre - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:32 pm:
You loosen the screw like this and the toilet can be removed, saving hundreds of thousands of dollars!
- Lucky Pierre - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:33 pm:
Where can a buy a vest in this neighborhood Alderman?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:34 pm:
“Ameya, I never understood how Augustus, in Willy Wonka, went up that tube of chocolate. It was like *this* big… “
- These comments make you look small - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:34 pm:
I am begging everyone to not comment on JB Pritzker’s appearance. It is not relevant to any informed political debate and it is the definition of bullying. It makes you look mean and small. I am sure that JB is painfully aware of his size, and what people would say about him. I give him credit for taking on such a public and visible challenge as running for Governor. Illinois has many many problems, and the size of our possible Governor should not even make it the list of things we debate, think about or comment on.
- Soapbox Derby - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:34 pm:
Ameya, first you smash your cash into an opaque legal trust fund ball and deposit it in a Cayman Island bank. Then poof, you’ve created your own personal tax cut!
- Silicon Prairie - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:35 pm:
JB did you eat the last doughnut ?
- Amalia - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:35 pm:
Careful, Germans behind.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:35 pm:
“Ameya, did you shake the Magic 8 ball like this before to looked? It doesn’t work if you don’t shake it”
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:39 pm:
See, we’re in Lincoln Square. The guy on the top bunk, he’s gotta make the guy on the bottom’s bunk…he’s gotta make his bed, all the time. See, it’s in the regulations. See, if we were in Albany Park, I’d have to make yours. But we’re in Lincoln Square, so you gotta make mine. Regulations.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:40 pm:
“For every donut he eats, I’ll eat two”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:41 pm:
“Ameya, I think we’re on the same page, symbiotic even, but that doesn’t mean you’re getting some of that $25 million… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:44 pm:
“Well, I can do that because I have my own plane. We can go in all one swoop”
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:45 pm:
Ameya, I can’t believe you never watched Animal House. There is this one guy in the movie that….Oh, just go watch it, you’ll love it.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
“You sure? If you focus, it’s ‘Laurel’… it can’t be ‘Yanney’… “
- Bumblin stumblin rumblin - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
1995 Ralph Lauren catalog
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:47 pm:
“I’m telling ya, Ameya. You put Steve Miller AND the Eagles together, like BAM!, and that my friend is a rock show!”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:48 pm:
“I tell Caprara, we’re Bears fans here, but her twitter… Eagles, Eagles, Eagles… I can’t scroll fast enough… “
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:52 pm:
“No, it’s pronounced Hofebroy. Gotta get the umlaut right.”
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:53 pm:
“JB, seriously, it’s summer festival season. Have you thought maybe about dressing down a bit?”
“Ameya, this is me dressing down. I ditched the vest, didn’t I?”
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:54 pm:
So Biss won your ward big, like two-to-one over both Kennedy and me, and you’re telling me you didn’t quietly endorse him? C’mon.
- A guy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:00 pm:
No really, I’m a first baseman on a 22″ softball team. No gloves allowed.
- Arsenal - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:01 pm:
==I am sure that JB is painfully aware of his size, and what people would say about him.==
He makes jokes about it on the campaign trail. Hell, the campaign slogan is a wink at it. It doesn’t seem very painful for him.
Although the fact that he can laugh about it is another reason not to go there.
- A guy - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:03 pm:
I’m tellin’ ya, the toilet was already broke. Wish I knew who used it last. That’d solve a mystery. Yeah, all 12 of them.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:06 pm:
“Ameya, you just cap the pipes, then lift. No more bathrooms”
Don’t forget to shove a rag in the soil stack. Don’t want sewer gas stinking up the house.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:09 pm:
Thor.
Hulk.
Thor.
Hulk.
- Texas Red - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:10 pm:
So you remove the round wax seal on the toilet and then you get the Berrios “nobody-could-live-there” special !
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:10 pm:
I was at Manny’s Deli last week, they have a pastrami sandwich that is a real 2 fisted sandwich, big as your head.
- Almost the Weekend - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:16 pm:
Your new New Deal for Illinois was a good message but not a good messenger. People forget FDR was the original JB.
- Marky Mark - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:27 pm:
Enough with the fat shaming! I agree with everything *these comments make you look small* said. It’s really offensive, totally beyond the point, and mean. Neither civilized nor smart.
- Nick Name - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:32 pm:
“You must try a horseshoe. It will change your life. I hope you have good health insurance.”
- Northside City Dweller - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:34 pm:
Someone did not do JB any favors by making that picture public
- Chris P. Bacon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:35 pm:
Wait, so you mean there’s a company that makes shirts that look good even when untucked and it’s called Un-TuckIt?
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:42 pm:
You’d raise the glass boot like this, and yell “ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oy oy oy” and then bottom’s up, down it goes. God I miss the Brau Haus.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:43 pm:
===Someone did not do JB any favors===
It’s from JB’s own Twitter page.
- Wylie Coyote - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:43 pm:
==I give him credit for taking on such a public and visible challenge as running for Governor. ==
I don’t thin he’s running anywhere…..
- OneMan - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:49 pm:
This guy, OneMan set me up with his guy at DXL after M. Hyman & Sons closed, you can get causal wear for the larger man.
or
I said if I hear Hey JB one more time on Facebook or anyplace else online I was going to crush a cantaloupe with my bare hands.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:55 pm:
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer?
- BlueDogDem - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 5:37 pm:
Food for thought.
- DougChicago - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 5:52 pm:
Wow His Lt Gov will likely succeed as he is about one donut away from a cardiac arrest
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:23 pm:
“All hundreds, and then I squeeze it real hard, like this, and that’s how I fit my wallet into my pocket.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:25 pm:
AP: “No, I don’t see the resemblance.”
JB: “You don’t think I look even a little like Ralph Cramden?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:27 pm:
JB: “Toilet jokes. I’m so sick of toilet jokes. If I could get my hands around the neck of those guys making toilet jokes on Cap Fax, I’d…”
AP: “JB, let it go, man.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:28 pm:
JB: “The two-hand roll?”
AP: “Nah, that’s for little kids. My bowling ball has a gyroscope inside it. It practically sniffs out the headpin.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:31 pm:
JB: “I’m tellin’ ya, the right clothes, and you could be the Indian Elvis.”
AP: “Uh, thank yuh. Thank yuh very much.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:34 pm:
JB: “It was a tough parade. They put me behind the horses, and I was dancing around road apples this big!”
AP: “That’s where they came up with the Texas Two-Step.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:36 pm:
JB: “I’ve heard tigers can cough up hairballs this big. True?”
AP: “How would I know, man?”
- Ishmael Boorg - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 9:37 pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLT-BMI6Ltk
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 11:29 pm:
“And THAT’S why I prefer Hooters to Applebees”
- Rabid - Wednesday, Jun 6, 18 @ 8:26 am:
Term limiting Rauner gets me excited
- Rabid - Wednesday, Jun 6, 18 @ 9:01 am:
For every dollar Rauner spends, I’m spending two