- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:22 pm:
No, you need to talk to Governor Rauner, see I’m Biker Rauner. Not to be confused with Farmer Rauner or Wood Worker Rauner or Trash Can Van Rauner etc…
Now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or… well, like Bruce, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
“I’m not a wanna-be. You see all the money I spent to not be a wanna-be? You don’t put this much effort in time, costumes, learning to ride a bike short distances to be labeled a wanna-be”
I’m noticin’ the little pin there. That’s like a signal isn’t it? A signal. A secret signal for the Secret Service. Hey, what kind of guns do you guys carry? .38s, .45s, .357 Magnums
Yeah, it is a six ounce can of beer. A little trick I learned partying in Florida with my buddy Trump. Makes my hands look mythilogically Paul Bunyon size huuge.
I have a serious question. Assuming Bruce loses the election to JB - on innaguration day does JB walk up to Bruce, take out his big Bowie knife and cut the “Governor” patch off the vest?
- Anonymous - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:09 pm:
“That one? I got that one in a vending machine, I dunno what it is exactly”
- Anon0091 - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:09 pm:
Governor Rauner interviews for his post-government job at Chotchkes by demonstrating his 39 pieces of flair and “regular guy” cap.
- Honeybear - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:09 pm:
“Who me? No I’m not in charge here.
I’m just playing biker gang today
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:10 pm:
===“That one? I got that one in a vending machine, I dunno what it is exactly”===
‘Twas I.
“That was from one of the Koch brothers, but for the life of me I can’t tell them apart… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:11 pm:
“It’s a Stag Beer, my favorite.”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:11 pm:
Governor Rauner is fully krausened.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:12 pm:
“That one? That’s from the group that told me to stop wearin’ it but, whatevs, I’m the governor, they’re not.”
- Annonin' - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:13 pm:
Ye s that’s right I am the dofuss
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:13 pm:
“I don’t wanna look. Did Evelyn fall again?”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:13 pm:
The hat? I bought a couple of 30 packs and Old Style sent it to me. Pretty nice, huh?
- A guy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:13 pm:
Old Style…kinda makes sense, eh?
- Taxrate62 - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:13 pm:
It is the Devil, Mike Madigan. I keep it here to remind me of my purpose.
- BlueDogDem - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:14 pm:
Heartless.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:14 pm:
“This vest? This is a backup. The real one is at one of my nine homes, I forget exactly where I left it.”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:15 pm:
Brewskis with Bruce. Get it?
- Whatever - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:15 pm:
These are all iron-on. Nobody can pin anything on me.
- Gotta say it - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:15 pm:
“Old Style? Is that what I’m holding? I’m a micro brew guy myself.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:16 pm:
“No, no. ‘Monday - biker, Tuesday - Cowboy… Wednesday - Construction worker’… you were misinformed”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:17 pm:
Now look Kristen, I’m sorry they’re moving you out of the tower, but I don’t have a spot for you. Did you ask Tillman?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:17 pm:
“Does this outfit make me likable, be honest”
- justpeachy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:18 pm:
Me, I’m a biker by day and a train crew employee at night. No, not a conductor I’m not in charge.
- Moby - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:18 pm:
“So, have you ever heard my hit single…Y.M.C.A.?”
- walker - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:18 pm:
“Me? I’m not in charge.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:18 pm:
“… ‘Would I wear *this* while visting Dartmouth’? No. I respect the people at Dartmouth.”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:20 pm:
This one? I got that for going 700 days with no budget.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:21 pm:
“There’s wrinkles in this shirt because I bought it yesterday.., “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:21 pm:
“This one, I’m told, commemorates Autusm Awareness Week… “
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:22 pm:
No, you need to talk to Governor Rauner, see I’m Biker Rauner. Not to be confused with Farmer Rauner or Wood Worker Rauner or Trash Can Van Rauner etc…
- Anonymous - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:23 pm:
I know this isn’t Stolen Valor, but it still just looks wrong.
And not because he’s a dork;
Because he appears to be impersonating a biker/vet.
- Whatever - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:24 pm:
What, you’re saying I look ridiculous?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:26 pm:
“To be honest, I’m just an actor”
- Bigtwich - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:26 pm:
I got that one for playing Darth Bruce in the Budget wars.
- Redraider - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:27 pm:
Seriously, I’m not Dudley from “ Wild Hogs” I’m the Governor and I’m once again in charge
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:27 pm:
“I have a phony cheap watch too… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:28 pm:
“No, you blame Madigan… ask those guys over there… blame Madigan”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
Yeah, well, at least tomorrow morning I’ll be sober.
- Montrose - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:32 pm:
“They gave me this “Governor” patch for signing a budget.”
- don the legend - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:33 pm:
“You talkin to me? You talkin to me?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:34 pm:
“The beer? Oh, I don’t ride my bike, it’s a prop. I’ll go around the corner and hop in the SUV. Someone else will put it in storage.”
- Dee Lay - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:35 pm:
Now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or… well, like Bruce, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
- Leigh John-Ella - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:38 pm:
do you think he knocks doors in Winnetka dressed like that?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:39 pm:
“This costume isn’t pretend, the whole schtick is pretend. I haven’t been an honest version of myself since May, 2011… “
- Nick Name - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:39 pm:
“No, I never served in the Marines. This patch here is what they call stolen valor, and I’m fine with that.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:42 pm:
“I got this one from the Winnetka Homeowners Association… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:44 pm:
“I got this one in Sturgis… mail order, but the package was postmarked Sturgis… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:45 pm:
“I’m not a wanna-be. You see all the money I spent to not be a wanna-be? You don’t put this much effort in time, costumes, learning to ride a bike short distances to be labeled a wanna-be”
- Regular democrat - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
Honey i really fit in down here in the ville in this outfit dont I?
- JS Mill - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:47 pm:
“No, the vest is totally legit. I rub it with lanolin to keep it looking like brand new.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:47 pm:
“Ok, now look. Evelyn get up yet?”
- OldSmoky2 - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
And following this appearance, the governor changed into surgical scrubs for a visit to the Illinois Medical Association.
- Christopher - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:51 pm:
No, I’m not in charge of this ride. I’m not in charge of anything.
or
You mean this isn’t the World Naked Bike Ride?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 3:54 pm:
“Proft over there? Ives with him? Be cool, maybe they won’t come over… “
- Henry Francis - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:02 pm:
Naw. Diana likes this outfit. It’s the old plaid shirt she thinks is ugly.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:02 pm:
“This Beer is warm, who am I not paying?”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:04 pm:
“Uihlein is over there? He’s suppose to be in Wisconsin this week… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:06 pm:
“Don’t let him see you… look over there… Pete Breen washing my Harley?”
- Lt Guv - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:06 pm:
My Lord. Could he be more obvious?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:08 pm:
“You sure he’s over there? I thought McCann was getting signatures downstate… “
- We'll See - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:09 pm:
“You see it’s okay for me to drink and drive cuz I got a State trooper escort; by the way, do you know how fast they can get me to Springfield?”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:10 pm:
“No, no. I was given this pin by the Operating Engineers, Local 150… I’m pro-trades”
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:11 pm:
I’ve got a designated driver so I can drink all I want
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:13 pm:
“Is he really here? I told Janus a hundred times, see me after the ruling… “
- Robert the Bruce - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:14 pm:
“Don’t tell anyone, but I was high bidder for this at the Payton Prep fundraiser silent auction.”
- Albany Park Patriot - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:14 pm:
“The help hauls my bike.”
- Jocko - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:16 pm:
Why the patch? I’ve been a POW to Madigan and MIA since taking office.
- OneMan - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:16 pm:
If one more person says ‘Hey JB’ I’m gonna lose it.
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:18 pm:
see this pin it’s to commemorate the demise of the social services in the state of Illinois
- asbestos in stratton - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:19 pm:
“No, No, No, you’re totally missing the point, it’s not just the vest that makes me relatable to the peasants, it’s the vest AND the Old Style beer.”
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:21 pm:
I’m not the governor but I play one on TV
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:22 pm:
see this pen the one with two oak leaves that’s to commemorate three years without a budget
- Flapdoodle - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:26 pm:
Anonymous @ 3:23 — Agree with you. This is just wrong on so many levels.
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:29 pm:
Sorry lady, I’m not in charge. Why don’t you ask one of the big fellas over in the tent. Maybe they know where the port-o-potties are.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:29 pm:
===Miller Ministry of Truth===
Is that like a Harry Potter thing?
“Caption?”
“You’re telling me Jason Plummer is over there, in the same costume, including the hat? He doesn’t let up, that kid.”
- Silicon Prairie - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:29 pm:
I’m noticin’ the little pin there. That’s like a signal isn’t it? A signal. A secret signal for the Secret Service. Hey, what kind of guns do you guys carry? .38s, .45s, .357 Magnums
- Boone's is Back - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:37 pm:
“These buttons? Each one represents $5 million that I spent on my campaigns.”
- Grandson of Man - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:37 pm:
“This one? It represents my desperation to win back voters who misunderstood a few bills I signed.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:39 pm:
“Personally, I’m pro-choice and pro-life. I got pins for each”
- Al - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:44 pm:
Yeah, it is a six ounce can of beer. A little trick I learned partying in Florida with my buddy Trump. Makes my hands look mythilogically Paul Bunyon size huuge.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:44 pm:
“You just came from the beer table? Did you see a pair of sunglasses over there, I misplaced mine… “
- Henry Francis - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 4:47 pm:
I have a serious question. Assuming Bruce loses the election to JB - on innaguration day does JB walk up to Bruce, take out his big Bowie knife and cut the “Governor” patch off the vest?
What will he do with Bruce’s tats?
- Quizzical - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 5:22 pm:
I actually think I deserve another medal for staying up all night pourin’ and reasealin’ Chateau de Pape into these Old Style cans.
- 37B - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 5:39 pm:
And this is for all the social services organizations that went belly up in 2017. A personal best.
- wordslinger - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 5:41 pm:
“So, this is not the International Mr. Leather Show? BTIA, amirite….”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 5:41 pm:
“You’re still under the assumption *I* care about social services. You haven’t been paying attention.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 5:42 pm:
“I went to Dartmouth. The state universities can close as far as I’m concerned.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 5:45 pm:
“You say that you break it, you buy it… I believe, I buy it, I get to break it. Became a wealthy man that way.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 5:46 pm:
“I told Cardinal Cupich what he wanted to hear, I didn’t tell him what I was going to do. That’s not lying.”
- Almost the Weekend - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 6:12 pm:
No the g in governor is silent
- Arthur Andersen - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 6:25 pm:
“The ‘I’ Pin? Stands for me, of course. What else could it be?”
- Chris P. Bacon - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 6:54 pm:
That meanie Madigan took my awesomest flair.
- Hottot - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 7:15 pm:
Girl: Are you from the Village People?
Rauner: No, I’m just here to drink beer.
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 7:41 pm:
“No, the “MIA” patch has nothing to do with my first term….”
Can’t believe Willy missed that one.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 7:47 pm:
===Can’t believe Willy missed that one.===
It happens. I’m distracted today.
“Caption?”
“My costumes don’t define me. My ineffectiveness does. K?”
- Former Hillrod - Monday, Jun 11, 18 @ 8:52 pm:
Sure I have a heart, it’s right here.
- Johnschmidt - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 1:09 am:
The rest of Sha Na Na was held up in traffic for that POS governor ….
- Glengarry - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 1:57 am:
Why is my grandpa dead of Legionnaires?
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 5:35 am:
I’m with stew pud
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 5:40 am:
Stand back this finger is loaded
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 5:48 am:
Follow the yellow brick road
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 5:51 am:
This is the finger I called madigan with on election night
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 5:55 am:
Want to see me crush this can with my forehead
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 6:01 am:
Most think I sit on my thumb, it’s my finger
- South Sider - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 6:07 am:
“Governor Rauner interviews for his post-government job at Chotchkes by demonstrating his 39 pieces of flair and “regular guy” cap.”
Take a knee, Anon0091. You’ve won the internet today.
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 6:07 am:
You bet I’m a veteran, I just crawled out of the trench
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 6:10 am:
“Why is my grandpa dead of Legionnaires?”
Savage and spot on. Well done, Glengarry.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 6:10 am:
Biker dude Bruce…. laughed for about 5 minutes until I though about the harm his no budget did to Illinois.
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 6:22 am:
Let me point out who is responsible for my failure
- @misterjayem - Tuesday, Jun 12, 18 @ 9:30 am:
“‘Never served‘? But I’ve got an Old Style right here.”
– MrJM