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Wednesday, Jul 11, 2018

* Let’s welcome the Democratic Party of Illinois’ new interim executive director Rep. Christian Mitchell with a caption contest, shall we?

- Posted by Rich Miller        

53 Comments
  1. - Archpundit - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:12 pm:

    Stick with me Mr. Speaker. It’s a set of tubes and information goes through it and reaches potential voters.


  2. - Keyrock - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:13 pm:

    The toilets were only this big.


  3. - Exclamation Point Deleted - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:15 pm:

    “…and here is the size of the biggest dog whistle I have ever seen…”


  4. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:15 pm:

    “When handling the heavy loads of JB’s money, use both hands and lift with your legs”


  5. - Precinct Captain - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:15 pm:

    You can’t even see the puppet strings!


  6. - Total Protonic Reversal - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:16 pm:

    There’s something very important I forgot to tell you! Don’t cross the streams… It would be bad… Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.


  7. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:17 pm:

    If the room lights were off, leaving only my hands lit, you’d see a bird on the wall behind me.”


  8. - Stuntman Bob's Brother - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:18 pm:

    Yes, my sister did teach me how to catch a baseball. Why do you ask?”


  9. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:18 pm:

    “To win, We gotta keep our eye on the ball”. Half-second later, “DOH”


  10. - Archpundit - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:18 pm:

    That? No, that web site is based on 1990s technology. We are trying for at least 2010.


  11. - Archpundit - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:19 pm:

    You have been doing it that way for how long?

    Noted.


  12. - Revise - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:20 pm:

    “Take decades of Democratic-led failures in Illinois…and just set that aside. Because Blue Wave!”


  13. - don the legend - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:20 pm:

    “First off, in light of the recent problems, all you people need to keep your hands to yourself. Are we clear?”


  14. - 44th - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:21 pm:

    Throw that calzone right here J.B.


  15. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:23 pm:

    Allow me to demonstrate how NOT to greet your coworkers…


  16. - Archpundit - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:24 pm:

    Real mature gang, laughing while I talk about social cleavages?

    (from my first time teaching and using my hands like that)


  17. - Rich Miller - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:25 pm:

    via GIPHY


  18. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:26 pm:

    I used to play ball with Barack at the East Bank Club. Always passed him the ball right where he wanted it, to his left. Dude always went left, couldn’t go right to save his life. He also never passed the ball. I’d scream, “yo, Barack, pass the damn ball,” but he always shot it. Obama was a total chucker.


  19. - Someone you should know - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:28 pm:

    2015 State Championship, Ping tells Jordan Ash to take the crucial shot. St Joes wins state and me and Mike Connelly get to honor Gene on fhe floor. History


  20. - Archpundit - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:31 pm:

    Yes sir, I know you have been Speaker longer than I have been alive, but things change in how you run campaigns every few decades.


  21. - Chicken vegeta - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:32 pm:

    Kwame…ha…me…HAAAAAA


  22. - Archpundit - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:33 pm:

    Did I see Untouchables in the theater? Well no, I was busy being born.


  23. - Say no to big government - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:33 pm:

    I think we should move to the shotgun . . .


  24. - Ok - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:35 pm:

    Cant you see the invisible ferret?


  25. - Archpundit - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:35 pm:

    Uhhhh….speechless.


  26. - Ok - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:35 pm:

    16 weights and whaddya get, another day older and deeper in debt


  27. - Archpundit - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:36 pm:

    Not sure how to do a pic here so here is the link to make the above work
    http://www.trbimg.com/img-1437147478/turbine/chi-mike-madigan-ct0020425774-20140417/768


  28. - Southern ILLinois - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:38 pm:

    So there’s Bernie Sanders, and then alllll the way over to the left of him, wayyy over here…is me.


  29. - Geesh - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:38 pm:

    There was supposed to be a green screen behind me, not a white screen.


  30. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:46 pm:

    So I said, yes!, hand me that giant steaming pile of ….


  31. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:49 pm:

    There is no moment in life that can’t be improved with pizza. Thank you.


  32. - A guy - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:57 pm:

    “Now I realize that not everyone here is going to understand this because I think at such a high level..”


  33. - A guy - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:58 pm:

    Now, if you want to punk a ride to the top of the party, line up with me.


  34. - A guy - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:58 pm:

    Steven Urkel was my mentor.


  35. - Amalia - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:59 pm:

    Don’t do this.


  36. - SHEEEESH - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 3:59 pm:

    crocodile tears


  37. - WhoKnew - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:01 pm:

    Apples???
    Where am I going to find Apples this big???


  38. - A guy - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:03 pm:

    Speak and I, yeah, we’ve got an understanding.


  39. - A guy - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:05 pm:

    Is my tie straight?


  40. - Wensicia - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:06 pm:

    I got this


  41. - Jerry 101 - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:08 pm:

    I hear the Illini need a quarterback. Let me show you my skills.


  42. - Earnest - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:11 pm:

    Mike, I’m ready to take my shot, just throw me the ball! No, really, throw me the ball. Can I have the ball please? I’m ready. Ball-hog.


  43. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:19 pm:

    Well Mike, with your approval rating hovering somewhere in the low 20s, it’s going to be a heavy lift. But when you add in Rahm’s numbers plus J.B.’s numbers so far, wow, we’re talking really heavy lift. Like Falcon Heavy kind of lifting, you feel me?


  44. - Man with a plan - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:23 pm:

    Hadoken!


  45. - I Miss Bentohs - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:26 pm:

    Yes, that is what I am saying. Touching anyone like this IS wrong.

    (thought bubble: why is this so hard for these old guys?)


  46. - Texas Red - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 4:34 pm:

    This is the new Mapes rule - never get any closer than this !


  47. - Leigh John-Ella - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 5:12 pm:

    Mitchell shows Madigan he’s a shadow puppet master, too.


  48. - Huh? - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 5:14 pm:

    This how you start that string trick called “cats cradle”.


  49. - Eric Herman - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 5:21 pm:

    “Everything you need to know about politics is in Game of Thrones.”


  50. - @misterjayem - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 5:23 pm:

    “And now you don’t‼”

    – MrJM


  51. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 5:37 pm:

    Have I ever worked in the private sector? What do you mean by private sector?


  52. - Rabid - Thursday, Jul 12, 18 @ 8:16 am:

    People’s pledge is the furniture polish at the former executive mansion


  53. - asbestos in stratton - Thursday, Jul 12, 18 @ 9:28 am:

    DPI? is this what a DPI looks like?


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