Governor, with all due respect you look so pasty white. When was the last time you got any sunshine?
Look, at home I have a great tanning bed. You should come over and try it out. Durkin and Brady come over at least once a week. It’s how they maintain that “just stepped off the golf course glow”.
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:10 pm:
and on Thursdays they serve a mean Pepper Steak.
- Ryan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:10 pm:
Jail wasn’t that bad.
- Precinct Captain - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:11 pm:
“You’re worse than Rod.”
- Arsenal - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:11 pm:
Italy sounds nicer than the place I went after my single term…
- Norseman - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:12 pm:
Come to comment, but I can’t beat Arsenal.
- 360 Degree TurnAround - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:14 pm:
I mean this in the funniest way, and not in a way that will get me banned…what is Ryan doing with his hand to Governor Rauner?
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:15 pm:
“How do you like our nice new big house?”
“Don’t say Big House…”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:15 pm:
Are you sure they didn’t find anything? It was hidden under the floor boards in the closet, in the main bedroom. I was really counting on that.
- DuPage - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:19 pm:
So Italy doesn’t extradite?
- wordslinger - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:20 pm:
–Are you sure they didn’t find anything? –
Those shoe boxes are mine.
- 360 Degree TurnAround - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:21 pm:
Ryan to Rauner: “You’ve got to do the Putin shirt off thing for your campaign. You don’t have to ride a horse though.”
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:28 pm:
Bruce - you failed.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:29 pm:
Bruce - I’m too ethical to vote for you.
- Red Rider - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:29 pm:
Get off my lawn
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:30 pm:
Rod and I think you’re worse than we were.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:31 pm:
I left the light on for you.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:32 pm:
Bruce - you’re an embarrassment to the Illinois Republican Party.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:33 pm:
I’m endorsing Sam.
- Grand Avenue - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:33 pm:
Wanna Polka?
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:35 pm:
I lost 20 pounds after you cut the prison budget for food.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:36 pm:
Told ya so.
- Anon221 - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:36 pm:
Ryan to Rauner- “You might want to rethink this handcuffed pose.”
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:38 pm:
JB took our toilets.
- Amalia - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:39 pm:
Past Governor, Future Campaign Commercial
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:40 pm:
Did you know JB already posted on Ebay, the Mansion’s new toilets?
- GOP - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:41 pm:
A great Governor tells the current Governor how he could have been great if he had only taken other peoples’ advice.
- Southside Markie - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:42 pm:
1. Get back in the house. Quinn’s here too.
2. Quinn? Yeah, we drove down together. He’s parking the car.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:42 pm:
Don’t bother moving in, Bruce.
- Trapped in the 'burbs - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:43 pm:
Hey Bruce, I just finished parole and my polling numbers are higher than yours.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:44 pm:
It’ll be nice to see a new governor here in January.
- DuPage Saint - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:45 pm:
Governor who governed meets governor who is not in charge
- End game - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:48 pm:
Bruce get help. Really Bruce get help.
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:51 pm:
What was he thinking?
- Michelle Flaherty - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:51 pm:
Yeah, Bruce, I get it. Madigan, Madigan, Madigan.
Spare me.
You never had to deal with Pate.
- A Jack - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:55 pm:
Back in my day we had a dress code: tie, no silly outfits.
- Henry Francis - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:06 pm:
Governor, with all due respect you look so pasty white. When was the last time you got any sunshine?
Look, at home I have a great tanning bed. You should come over and try it out. Durkin and Brady come over at least once a week. It’s how they maintain that “just stepped off the golf course glow”.
- Publius - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:09 pm:
George: “it’s not Madigan it’s you, but thanks for making me look good”
As they walk away from each other you hear Rainer say; “ who was that?”
- A Jack - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:13 pm:
Gosh, you are the Governor? When I saw you in all those silly outfits around that old van, I thought you were selling used cars.
- A Jack - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:22 pm:
No, no that was Jack Ryan that was married to the Star Trek actress. I am the Ryan who was Governor.
- 360 Degree TurnAround - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:35 pm:
Does this tickle?
- Huh? - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:43 pm:
George - Tattered reputations are forever.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:07 pm:
“Bruce, first you’d have to HAVE a good name before you could clear it.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:09 pm:
GR: “Prison tats? Yeah, I’ve got one of the Former Illinois Governors’ Nation.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:11 pm:
“Remember, Bruce. Cigarettes. Buy plenty of cigarettes.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:13 pm:
“Jesse White’s still Secretary of State? Some things never change.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:15 pm:
“Bruce, back in my day here, we drank out of jelly jars and were glad to have them.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:16 pm:
“No, really, Governor Ryan. If you don’t remove your hand from me, I’m going to give Pat Quinn your home address.”
- SOIL M - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:17 pm:
Thanks Bruce. I mean it, Thank you. So many People said I damaged the Republican Party, but I cant hold a candle to you. You made even me look good.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:18 pm:
“Bruce, whatever you do, eat your own food on ‘Chop Suey Night’.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:20 pm:
“Come to think of it, Bruce, stripes are the only costume I HAVEN’T seen you in.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:24 pm:
“Bruce, Lumpy and Animal said to send their regards.”
- AlfondoGonz - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:24 pm:
“And you, scarecrow, you’re the worst governor of us all.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:32 pm:
“Following Pritzker around with toilets? That’s beneath an Illinois governor, Bruce.”
- A guy - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 3:55 pm:
Hope they counted my grandkids before filling in the pool.
- LINK - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 4:43 pm:
In my time, I frisked a thousand young punks but for you….
- Commonsense in Illinois - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 4:46 pm:
Christ…who let Rod in? Wait…
- No Longer A Lurker - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 4:53 pm:
Well, at least you don’t need to appeal the property taxes on this residence like you have on your other properties.
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 7:55 pm:
Pinning on the order of the triple cross
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 7:58 pm:
I can confirm your heartless
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 8:01 pm:
Jim and Pat are celebrating Bastille day with the crowd in the back
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 8:03 pm:
You two should get out of the gutter
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 8:28 pm:
I now pronounce you, you may kiss yourself
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 9:08 pm:
Are you wearing a wire
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 9:28 pm:
You got a sharpie, I want to write a thank-you note in the porta potty
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 9:46 pm:
I feel for you but I just can’t reach you
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 10:07 pm:
The GOP picked the elephant because of it’s long nose
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 10:30 pm:
You looking for another GOP govenor endorsement
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 10:55 pm:
You smell McCann voters
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 11:06 pm:
How did you get snookered by arthur jones, genius
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 11:19 pm:
I hear the Russians are going to purge the democrats from Galesburg for you
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 11:42 pm:
Bruce Rauner is touched
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 11:44 pm:
This is not the place or time for this