Wednesday, Dec 12, 2018 - Posted by Rich Miller
* Incoming lt. governor Juliana Stratton…
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:07 pm:
“Opp… I beat Rauner, twice… k?… don’t forget that.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:09 pm:
“Not one statewide did Rauner win. Not. One.”
- People caring loudly - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:12 pm:
“Mr. Dunkin that is your one warning. And no we will not talk later.”
- Blago's Hare - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:14 pm:
I’m only going to say this one more time… the largest margin of victory in the HISTORY of Illinois.
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:15 pm:
“I read on CapFax today that the state is essentially bankrupt”
- Les Nessman - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:17 pm:
“Mr. Dunkin please sit down, put your sleeping bag under your desk and be quiet, this is your final warning”
- Huh? - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:29 pm:
Don’t go there . . .
- Huh? - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
You disrespect me, you disrespect the people of Illinois.
- don the legend - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:33 pm:
“After Rauner, Illinois will only go up from here.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:35 pm:
“I didn’t run to not be heard. You better figure that out right now… “
- Baggs McCoy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
“Evelyn, we will not have any slip and fall issues on your way out the door will we?”
- Keyrock - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
Who has the most government experience on this team?
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:37 pm:
All right. This one time I’ll let you ask me about my affairs.
- Ole' Nelson - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
“Not one time have I fallen and sued the State, not once.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:48 pm:
Reporter: “Do you like your hair up or down?”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
“You can ask me one question about personal injury liability insurance… “
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
Hey. Hey! Remember this ONE thing! I hate the sound of people eating bananas!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:51 pm:
“We’re one team. One. You go after one, you get us all… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:53 pm:
“There’s one word I don’t want to hear anymore. It begins with a T and ends with oilets… “
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:54 pm:
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once.
- The Colossus of Roads - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:05 pm:
This is the number of democrats in Sangamon county. I’m glad to be in Rock Island county!
- West Side the Best Side - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:09 pm:
I’m just starting the Marge Simpson look, but maybe only this much higher.
- Saul to Paul - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:20 pm:
One heartbeat away…
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:22 pm:
“One: that’s the number of arrests I am away from becoming Governor.”
- Cubs in '16 - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:34 pm:
“Just one more month until this nightmare is over.”
- Cubs in '16 - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:36 pm:
Reporter: “Ms. Stratton, how many Rauner accomplishments can you cite?”
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:45 pm:
“This is the direction your taxes are going”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 5:52 pm:
@Cubs in ‘16 Reporter: “What is that accomplishment?” Representative Stratton: “Losing.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 6:07 pm:
I dare you to run a bill eliminating me
- DougChicago - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:16 pm:
One ham sandwich away from the Governor’s Mansion.
- A guy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:38 pm:
…Singular Sensation…
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:54 pm:
The Aristocrats (banned punctuation)
- Anonymous - Thursday, Dec 13, 18 @ 6:39 am:
I won the election and there are consequences.
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- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:07 pm:
“Opp… I beat Rauner, twice… k?… don’t forget that.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:09 pm:
“Not one statewide did Rauner win. Not. One.”
- People caring loudly - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:12 pm:
“Mr. Dunkin that is your one warning. And no we will not talk later.”
- Blago's Hare - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:14 pm:
I’m only going to say this one more time… the largest margin of victory in the HISTORY of Illinois.
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:15 pm:
“I read on CapFax today that the state is essentially bankrupt”
- Les Nessman - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:17 pm:
“Mr. Dunkin please sit down, put your sleeping bag under your desk and be quiet, this is your final warning”
- Huh? - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:29 pm:
Don’t go there . . .
- Huh? - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
You disrespect me, you disrespect the people of Illinois.
- don the legend - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:33 pm:
“After Rauner, Illinois will only go up from here.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:35 pm:
“I didn’t run to not be heard. You better figure that out right now… “
- Baggs McCoy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
“Evelyn, we will not have any slip and fall issues on your way out the door will we?”
- Keyrock - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
Who has the most government experience on this team?
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:37 pm:
All right. This one time I’ll let you ask me about my affairs.
- Ole' Nelson - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
“Not one time have I fallen and sued the State, not once.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:48 pm:
Reporter:
“Do you like your hair up or down?”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
“You can ask me one question about personal injury liability insurance… “
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
Hey. Hey! Remember this ONE thing! I hate the sound of people eating bananas!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:51 pm:
“We’re one team. One. You go after one, you get us all… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:53 pm:
“There’s one word I don’t want to hear anymore. It begins with a T and ends with oilets… “
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:54 pm:
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once.
- The Colossus of Roads - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:05 pm:
This is the number of democrats in Sangamon county. I’m glad to be in Rock Island county!
- West Side the Best Side - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:09 pm:
I’m just starting the Marge Simpson look, but maybe only this much higher.
- Saul to Paul - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:20 pm:
One heartbeat away…
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:22 pm:
“One: that’s the number of arrests I am away from becoming Governor.”
- Cubs in '16 - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:34 pm:
“Just one more month until this nightmare is over.”
- Cubs in '16 - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:36 pm:
Reporter: “Ms. Stratton, how many Rauner accomplishments can you cite?”
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:45 pm:
“This is the direction your taxes are going”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 5:52 pm:
@Cubs in ‘16
Reporter: “What is that accomplishment?”
Representative Stratton: “Losing.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 6:07 pm:
I dare you to run a bill eliminating me
- DougChicago - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:16 pm:
One ham sandwich away from the Governor’s Mansion.
- A guy - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:38 pm:
…Singular Sensation…
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:54 pm:
The Aristocrats (banned punctuation)
- Anonymous - Thursday, Dec 13, 18 @ 6:39 am:
I won the election and there are consequences.