Governor Pritzker Loves shaking hands, every time there is a picture of him, he is shaking somebody’s hand or going to shake somebody’s hand. I am fine with that but it is funny.
Which bipartisan task force can I put you on? Veterans? I could use a Blackhawk representative? Revenue? You’d love David Harris, and we have a big improvement to your flat tax.
… and this pin was for the “House Divided” speech, and this one was for the Gettysburg Address, and this one is from the Lincoln-Douglas Debate Association…
- Morningstar - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 12:55 pm:
Help us.
- Blue Dog Dem - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 12:56 pm:
‘Welcome to the newest member of the tall person with a bad beard transition team’
- 17% Solution - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 12:57 pm:
Nice wig. How was Italy?
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 12:57 pm:
“My entire federal budget is your net worth.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 12:58 pm:
“Are you Anne Caprara’s boss? Is she here with Gritty? I’d like to meet her… “
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 12:58 pm:
Have you seen my hat? My REAL hat?
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 12:59 pm:
“I never slept in the mansion, just so you know”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:00 pm:
Governor Pritzker Loves shaking hands, every time there is a picture of him, he is shaking somebody’s hand or going to shake somebody’s hand. I am fine with that but it is funny.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:00 pm:
“Yeah, I dunno what happened to Republicans like me… “
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:01 pm:
“I was born in a one room cabin in Kentucky… you?”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:01 pm:
“I’m having some problems with my Hyatt rewards points… “
- curtis - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:03 pm:
“Mr. O’Connor, always great to see you”
- vole - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:03 pm:
Bruce, is that you?
- dbk - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:04 pm:
“Take heart, JB. I saved the nation, all you have to do is save my state.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:04 pm:
“So… how many Lincoln pennies is that… roughly… “
- Give Me A Break - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:05 pm:
Can’t help you out, that Cap Fax thing wasn’t around when I was in the GA, but that Madigan guy was a Freshman Rep.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:05 pm:
“Madigan was a pain when we served in the House together and he’s a pain now… “
- Blue Dog Dem - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:07 pm:
OW. Good one.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:07 pm:
- Give Me A Break -
Sorry, didn’t see yours… OW
“I’d like that, a Lincoln University system… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:08 pm:
“The last governor I met he was in costume. Nice to see you in regular folk clothes… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:10 pm:
“Don’t take any $&@# from Wisconsin. You know how they can get… “
- Give Me A Break - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:10 pm:
Just to know that I had a thought like OW makes feel I’ve accomplished my work for this week.
- Keyrock - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:12 pm:
You brought me back to life when you visited yesterday. Now, if you can do that for Illinois, that would be a real miracle.
- Century Club - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:13 pm:
So, is it JB or J.B.?
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:14 pm:
- Give Me A Break -
Far took kind, friend. Be well.
“If you’d like to stay a spell I make a mean Horseshoe… “
- PublicServant - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:15 pm:
Mr. President, no need to ask, we’d be happy to welcome you to the Democratic Party.
- Just Me 2 - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:16 pm:
Today I’ll turn 210 years old. It’ll be another 210 years before you ever solve the pension crisis.
- wordslinger - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:19 pm:
Abe: “So where do I find the chumps who will buy my hats? I have lots of hats…..”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:23 pm:
“He’s is fine actor but I think Daniel Day Lewis retired, that’s why he won’t play you in the movie Governor.”
- WH Mess - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:24 pm:
Which bipartisan task force can I put you on? Veterans? I could use a Blackhawk representative? Revenue? You’d love David Harris, and we have a big improvement to your flat tax.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:24 pm:
“How’s that state of Chicago doin’ not being part of Illinois… “
- Al - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:25 pm:
Hey Abe, I travelled back in time to warn you not to go to the theater tonight.
- Blue Dog Dem - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:25 pm:
‘About that Lincoln County thing…..’
- OneMan - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:26 pm:
Seen my hat?
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:27 pm:
“Well, the next time you see that current guy you tell him he ain’t no… me.”
- zatoichi - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:35 pm:
You got a nice grip there. That come from splitting logs?
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:43 pm:
JB Pritzker, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
- A guy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:46 pm:
Tell MK that MT says hello.
- A guy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:46 pm:
You’re right, inside toilets are way overrated.
- pipersls - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 1:54 pm:
“You would love the log cabin where I was born.
It didn’t even have a toilet inside.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 2:07 pm:
“Governor, make that building up there in Chicago a water park…”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 2:08 pm:
“Yes, I’m a reinactor, but don’t tell Senator Plummer, he’s still impressionable.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 2:10 pm:
“I know, right, Republicans wanting Chicago to secede from Illinois. They haven’t learned anything.”
- Stones - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 2:10 pm:
I could look the last Governor right in the eye.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 2:10 pm:
I’d still jump out of window to break a quorum.
- No Longer A Lurker - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 2:26 pm:
They call me Honest Abe, what do they call you.
- Jocko - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 2:43 pm:
JB: “I like what you’re doing with the whole $5 lineup at Pizza Hut.”
- Medvale School for the Gifted - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 2:59 pm:
May I rub your nose?
- Pick a Name - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 3:03 pm:
Jay Robert, you are going to look like me and probably be as skinny as me in about 2 years.
- Whatever - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 3:15 pm:
I believe the minimum wage ought to be 3 cents a day.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 3:16 pm:
“Governor, if are ever needing help with vampires… “
- Anon - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 3:18 pm:
Bruce - “I decided to stay in Springfield. This should make me more popular with the local rubes.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 3:35 pm:
Honestly, Abe. Is that one of your old hats in our collection?
- Colin O'Scopy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 3:35 pm:
JB: “We’ll be seeing a lot of each other when I join you on Mt. Rushmore.”
- d. p. gumby - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 3:41 pm:
“Governor, we have a lot in common–we were both preceded in office by bozo’s. But your problems are bigger than mine were. Good Luck.”
- 37B - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 4:39 pm:
… and this pin was for the “House Divided” speech, and this one was for the Gettysburg Address, and this one is from the Lincoln-Douglas Debate Association…
- A guy - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 4:45 pm:
My museum could use a few bucks. Since the last guy fixed your house, maybe you could touch up mine a little.
- Northside dude - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 5:11 pm:
Zach Galifinakis can play Pritzker
- Sam Hall - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 5:11 pm:
So this is what it’s like to look up to a President
- Billinois - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 9:26 pm:
“You kinda remind me of Stephen Douglas.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Feb 13, 19 @ 9:46 pm:
I know you aren’t in that party, but I would appreciate it if they stopped invoking my name.
- Rabid - Thursday, Feb 14, 19 @ 3:57 am:
Sorry, the republican party, turned into the donner party without vittles
- Rabid - Thursday, Feb 14, 19 @ 4:08 am:
Give me five
- Rabid - Thursday, Feb 14, 19 @ 4:09 am:
Father of the nickel bag