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Tuesday, Jul 30, 2019

* Caption?…


- Posted by Rich Miller        

27 Comments
  1. - Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:18 pm:

    I like #4, Nature’s Metropolis, in the 6th race.


  2. - 360 Degree TurnAround - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:24 pm:

    “Hey, aren’t you the IPI guy?”


  3. - dbk - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:24 pm:

    “Speaking as the owner of a $12 million horse farm in Florida.”


  4. - 360 Degree TurnAround - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:25 pm:

    Fake news reporter interviews governor.


  5. - Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:26 pm:

    You can always tell the winners at the starting line.


  6. - 360 Degree TurnAround - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:27 pm:

    The governor continued “I’m gonna take that horse to the old town train, and I’m gonna riiiiddde till I can’t no more”.


  7. - A guy - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:28 pm:

    Winning by a nose means different things to different noses.


  8. - 360 Turnaround - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:29 pm:

    I got the horses in the back
    Horse tack is attached
    Hat is matte black
    “Got the boots that’s black to match
    Ridin’ on a horse, ha
    You can whip your Porsche
    I been in the valley
    You ain’t been up off that porch, now”


  9. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:29 pm:

    “Me?

    I’m gonna put two dimes on “Honeyrose” in da sixth. She’s a mudder, and mudder her times are off da charts

    I’m gonna parlay “Joker’s Delight” and “Room Service Garbage”, and I’m gonna box em, trow 3 dimes on dat.

    Da Guv’s Special? Dis new entry, ooh its a doozy. Put 4 dimes on “Snobby Elitist Trash”. It’s goin off at 12 to 1, but what good about it, dat number is gonna drop, so get your tickets now… “


  10. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:37 pm:

    As a kid, i owned ponies, horses, eventually a casino. It’s best to own the games, not play them. Is this being taped?


  11. - zatoichi - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:41 pm:

    I was gonna jockey, but the saddle just did not fit right.


  12. - Louis G. Atsaves - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:43 pm:

    The new bill will bring in this much revenues . . . oh, wait, I meant even more revenues . . . oh wait . . .


  13. - Commonsense in Illinois - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:46 pm:

    No…John Goodman is from St. Louis - I was born in California.


  14. - Gruntled University Employee - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:47 pm:

    I got this system see, I think what would Bruce Rauner do and then I do the opposite. It’s worked every time so far.


  15. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:53 pm:

    “Slots in the paddock. Need I say more?”


  16. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:58 pm:

    “Hey, I’m at the racetrack and I’m not wearin’ a costume. Forget about it.”


  17. - Bigtwich - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:01 pm:

    This guy says the horse can do.


  18. - Jocko - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:08 pm:

    Our money troubles are solved. On a tip, I put this year’s budget on ‘Because Madigan’ in the 6th.


  19. - Practical Politics - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:10 pm:

    You and the horse you rode in on…


  20. - Huh? - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:25 pm:

    Listen, when walking around the paddock, you gotta watch out for those horse apples. They’ll ruin a new pair of shoes faster than anything.


  21. - Klaus VonBulow - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:29 pm:

    Why didn’t my staff pack me a seersucker suit for this auspicious occasion at the horse Downs.

    Anybody want a mint julep?


  22. - Annonin' - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:39 pm:

    Hey IPI guy tell GovJunk I signed another bill he vetoed today.


  23. - JS Mill - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:44 pm:

    “Ya see, I am the type o’ guy that means what he sez. I told all a you that I would make Brucie go bye bye and poof, he gone!”


  24. - Huh? - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:45 pm:

    Listen, when bettin’ on horses, you gotta consider the track. If it’s muddy, bet on a long shot. Da favorites usually don’na like it when it’s wet.


  25. - JJJJJJJJJJJ - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 6:04 pm:

    Media around here spends too much time covering the horserace.


  26. - Woodstock willy - Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 6:11 pm:

    In the interest of fairness, I am putting 2 bucks to win on every nag running at fairmount today. Pretty sure I will win every race !


  27. - Flynn's Mom - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:07 am:

    In my best Jackie Gleason voice, “How sweet it is”.


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