No, just theoretically… I mean, another governor apparently once drove for 12 hours with his dog on the roof. How would Durkin and Rauner up there affect my highway range?
Whatever concerns you have about me and my kayak, just remember that the last guy would be here in a scuba suit, with a pirate hat and flippers on his feet.
- An_Illinois_Man - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:03 pm:
Governor Pritzker challenges local man to kayak race
- Almost the weekend - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:03 pm:
After my speedboat incident in Lake Geneva, the kayak is my mode of water transportation until next year.
- A guy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:06 pm:
“Little flooding on I-80. Even saw a kayak crossing the highway…barely missed the guy. Not sure where he wound up”.
- A guy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:07 pm:
Never know for sure when the salmon are running. Gotta be ready.
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:08 pm:
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
- SpfdNewb - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:10 pm:
Stick to the speedboat Gov., no one wants to be up a crick without a paddle.
- Cubs in '16 - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:14 pm:
“No, really. With it angled that way and a good running start…”
- Cubs in '16 - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:16 pm:
“Sidecar? Heck, I have an even better idea…”
- Dysfunction Junction - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:17 pm:
No, just theoretically… I mean, another governor apparently once drove for 12 hours with his dog on the roof. How would Durkin and Rauner up there affect my highway range?
- Tear One - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:18 pm:
Future EV Economic Growth To Keep Illinois’ Ship Of State–Currently A One-Person Kayak–Afloat?
- Boone's is Back - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:18 pm:
“This ship was about to capsize when I took over. Now were facing starboard and ready to win this downriver race. No Yoke.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:19 pm:
“I saw it. I wanted it. That’s it.”
- Just Another Anon - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:19 pm:
If I get into that kayak, it becomes my own yellow submarine.
- pool boy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:19 pm:
How do you like my new hats?
- Norseman - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:20 pm:
Governor, we’ll do whatever floats your boat.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:21 pm:
That’s how I cross my moat when the bridge is on the fritz.
- Norseman - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:22 pm:
Do you seriously think I believe the car is amphibious?
- JS Mill - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:22 pm:
“Funny, Rauner couldn’t get this thing going. What is different now?”
- Jocko - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:25 pm:
“Yeah. I like taking it around college campuses. The chicks dig it.”
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:26 pm:
What do I need to do to get you to take home this car today? I’ve already thrown in the undercoating and two kayaks.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:26 pm:
I have a budget, labor peace, a most ambitious agenda passed and signed, figured, take a kayak out, see the river gently flowing, you know the song…
- R A T - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:27 pm:
So, there is no way to break your leg in this? Yes, I’ll buy these two.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:27 pm:
I’ll I’m saying is… Olympic trials are around the corner…
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:29 pm:
Kayak spelled backwards is Kayak. I know that, governors know all kinds of things…
- VoteQuimby - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:33 pm:
=You’re gonna need a bigger boat.=
FTW
- Southside Markie - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:34 pm:
I love the color, but do you have it in my size?
- Kippax Blue - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:38 pm:
A 3 hour tour. A 3 hour tour…
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:40 pm:
Is the kayak powered by electricity, or just the truck?
- Birdseed - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:44 pm:
Kayaks? Those are water skis.
- A guy - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:49 pm:
On the web it said the Hampton had a pool.
- northsider (the original) - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:52 pm:
Since that horseracing thing didn’t work out, I thought we’d try kayak racing instead.
- Just Me 2 - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:54 pm:
This is the boat that I put in my real boat.
- Annonin' - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:55 pm:
Bet you’re glad GovJunk did not remember giving this place to you he would have wrecked this too. BTW who gets to keep all the Diesel VWs?
- Birds on the Bat - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 3:59 pm:
Just let me grab my banjo and we’ll be ready to roll.
- Precinct Captain - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 4:03 pm:
“We gonna rock down to Electric Ave.”
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 4:04 pm:
Kayak tax, fifty cents. Electric vehicle? Lemme call Jesse…
- JD - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 4:08 pm:
We’re going to need a bigger boat.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 4:17 pm:
I’ll give you thirty bucks to take this vehicle down to Aintry for me.
- Responsa - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 4:26 pm:
I’m not real sure about the nautical protocol here. Am I overdressed for a kayak?
- G B Pritzker - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 4:36 pm:
Going to a game at Lambeau it’s my Cheesehead hat.
- Huh? - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 4:49 pm:
The front hatch is for the canapes, while the back one is to keep the champaign chilled.
- Huh? - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 4:58 pm:
“I’ve already thrown in the undercoating and two kayaks.”
There is a dealership in the town where I live that gave away a kayak with the sale of a SUV.
- OurMagician - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 5:08 pm:
So you’re saying you “can’t” or “won’t” put an electric motor on my kayak. Godfrey won’t paddle it for me anymore.
- @misterjayem - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 5:55 pm:
“They tell me the day you buy a boat is the second happiest day of your life.”
– MrJM
- The Dude - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 7:18 pm:
Have I ever told you about the day I got pulled over for speeding in this boat on Lake Geneva?
- zatoichi - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 7:24 pm:
Looking for modest propeller. Kinda quiet but speedy.
- Blue Dog Dem - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 8:03 pm:
UAW? Never heard of “em.
- Rabid - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 8:29 pm:
I’m looking for deep yogurt
- Rabid - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 8:48 pm:
Springfield navy at your service
- Quizzical - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 9:20 pm:
Whatever concerns you have about me and my kayak, just remember that the last guy would be here in a scuba suit, with a pirate hat and flippers on his feet.
- Shawshank - Wednesday, Oct 16, 19 @ 11:12 pm:
“Up da river?” Whaddya mean “up da river?”
- Kayak - Thursday, Oct 17, 19 @ 8:14 am:
We forgot to buy the straps to secure them so it’s really just for show. Cool, I’ll stand here.