Monday, Jun 29, 2020 - Posted by Rich Miller
* From the Twitter machine…
- Dave Dahl - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:23 pm:
“MAYOR DALEY!”
- Andrew Bursott - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:26 pm:
Girl, you need some glitter on that mask!
- Roadrager - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:29 pm:
Pictured: Two people more mature than any member of the Eastern Bloc.
- Chichi55 - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:29 pm:
Your crossed arms shows you are defensive, I may be big, but soft on the inside.
- Curious citizen - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
“I don’t care if Phase 4 opens bars, you’re still too young to drink!”
- Laser - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
Thanks for the endorsement Greta!
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
Next time I’ll bring the penguins. Happy?
- Nick Name - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
“You need a more fashionable mask.”
- Amalia - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
Pritzker speaking to a 2022 eligible voter
- Almost the weekend - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
What town is this in?
- Red Ranger - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
Yes, this is what I usually wear on a working horse farm in Wisconsin. Why do you ask?
- Bruce (no not him) - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
Back up kid, 6 feet means 6 feet.
- Red Ranger - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:36 pm:
This photo will look perfect for my 2022 Iowa palm cards
- John - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:38 pm:
Thanks. I got this mask for Father’s Day.
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:39 pm:
Look, I may be rich, but I’m not going to pay $50 for a glass of lemon when the going rate is 50 cents.
- R A T - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:40 pm:
No, I didn’t eat with my mask on. It’s the design.
- PublicServant - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:40 pm:
I made my tie into a mask so no bugs fly into my mouth out here in farm country.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:43 pm:
“I don’t own costumes… like a barn coat”
- Rich Miller - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:44 pm:
===What town is this in?===
That doesn’t look like they’re in a town. He did an event at a farm in northwest Illinois last week, so that’s probably from it.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:46 pm:
Illinois’ version of this…
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:46 pm:
I’m sorry that you won’t be able to show your steer at the county fair. With the covid19 going around, packing the fair grounds is just too risky.
- BilboSwaggins - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:48 pm:
“Your unemployment claim will be seen to shortly.”
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:50 pm:
“Thank you for wearing a mask. Yes, I have ponies at my farm in Wisconsin. No, you can’t have one.”
- Jocko - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:53 pm:
“I don’t care how much of a tantrum you throw…we’re not ready for Phase 5 (banned punctuation)”
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:55 pm:
No I don’t want to go collect eggs and feed the chickens. I’m a bit over dressed to go into a chicken coop.
- pool boy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:55 pm:
We live on a farm. All we do is social distance.
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:58 pm:
Yes, you have to go back to school in the fall.
- Pundent - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:03 pm:
And I do appreciate the fact that you’re wearing my mask, but I will tell you once more, get off my lawn.
- Behind the Scenes - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:09 pm:
Is this place what’s called a farm?
- Downstate Dem - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:13 pm:
Want to see my 4-H steer? You won’t get much manure on your boots. I’ll really miss going to the fair this year.
- Ginhouse Tommy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:03 pm:
The pattern on Pritzker’s face mask looks like it belongs on a baby diaper.
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:27 pm:
Yes, well, Caesar only had to worry about the Ides of March and I have to worry about IDES all the time. See the difference?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:37 pm:
These are my summer play clothes, I took off the tie.
- Boone's is Back - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:43 pm:
“Yes Virginia, Santa Claus exists. No, I am not him.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:01 pm:
“Yes, it IS quite an obstacle when I’m trying to eat apple pie.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:03 pm:
“If I told you J.B. Pritzker is my secret identity, it wouldn’t be a secret any more, would it?”
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:05 pm:
Pritzker - come on kid blink. My eyes are drying out. Kid - I can do this all day long. I am my school’s staring champion.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:07 pm:
“I couldn’t find any cloth to make my mask, so I cut up an old Jackson Pollock.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:10 pm:
girl: “Are you Bruce Rauner?”
JB: “Only in Bizarro Illinois.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:14 pm:
girl: “Did they have to use extra elastic on yours?”
JB: “Heh heh. Kids say the darnedest things.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:22 pm:
girl: “Do you wear that when you’re singing, Mr. Pavarotti?”
JB: “Only in the shower.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:26 pm:
girl: “I’ve found Bazooka doesn’t stick to mine.”
JB: “I’m a Double Bubble man myself.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:29 pm:
JB: “Did I tell you about my plan to tax hair bands?”
girl: “Not. Even. Funny.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:33 pm:
girl: “Madigan was here last week. He had his pants pulled all the way up to his mask.”
JB: “He’s quite the cut-up.”
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- Dave Dahl - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:23 pm:
“MAYOR DALEY!”
- Andrew Bursott - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:26 pm:
Girl, you need some glitter on that mask!
- Roadrager - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:29 pm:
Pictured: Two people more mature than any member of the Eastern Bloc.
- Chichi55 - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:29 pm:
Your crossed arms shows you are defensive, I may be big, but soft on the inside.
- Curious citizen - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
“I don’t care if Phase 4 opens bars, you’re still too young to drink!”
- Laser - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
Thanks for the endorsement Greta!
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
Next time I’ll bring the penguins. Happy?
- Nick Name - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
“You need a more fashionable mask.”
- Amalia - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
Pritzker speaking to a 2022 eligible voter
- Almost the weekend - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
What town is this in?
- Red Ranger - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
Yes, this is what I usually wear on a working horse farm in Wisconsin. Why do you ask?
- Bruce (no not him) - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
Back up kid, 6 feet means 6 feet.
- Red Ranger - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:36 pm:
This photo will look perfect for my 2022 Iowa palm cards
- John - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:38 pm:
Thanks. I got this mask for Father’s Day.
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:39 pm:
Look, I may be rich, but I’m not going to pay $50 for a glass of lemon when the going rate is 50 cents.
- R A T - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:40 pm:
No, I didn’t eat with my mask on. It’s the design.
- PublicServant - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:40 pm:
I made my tie into a mask so no bugs fly into my mouth out here in farm country.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:43 pm:
“I don’t own costumes… like a barn coat”
- Rich Miller - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:44 pm:
===What town is this in?===
That doesn’t look like they’re in a town. He did an event at a farm in northwest Illinois last week, so that’s probably from it.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:46 pm:
Illinois’ version of this…
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:46 pm:
I’m sorry that you won’t be able to show your steer at the county fair. With the covid19 going around, packing the fair grounds is just too risky.
- BilboSwaggins - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:48 pm:
“Your unemployment claim will be seen to shortly.”
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:50 pm:
“Thank you for wearing a mask. Yes, I have ponies at my farm in Wisconsin. No, you can’t have one.”
- Jocko - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:53 pm:
“I don’t care how much of a tantrum you throw…we’re not ready for Phase 5 (banned punctuation)”
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:55 pm:
No I don’t want to go collect eggs and feed the chickens. I’m a bit over dressed to go into a chicken coop.
- pool boy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:55 pm:
We live on a farm. All we do is social distance.
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:58 pm:
Yes, you have to go back to school in the fall.
- Pundent - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:03 pm:
And I do appreciate the fact that you’re wearing my mask, but I will tell you once more, get off my lawn.
- Behind the Scenes - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:09 pm:
Is this place what’s called a farm?
- Downstate Dem - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:13 pm:
Want to see my 4-H steer? You won’t get much manure on your boots. I’ll really miss going to the fair this year.
- Ginhouse Tommy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:03 pm:
The pattern on Pritzker’s face mask looks like it belongs on a baby diaper.
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:27 pm:
Yes, well, Caesar only had to worry about the Ides of March and I have to worry about IDES all the time. See the difference?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:37 pm:
These are my summer play clothes, I took off the tie.
- Boone's is Back - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:43 pm:
“Yes Virginia, Santa Claus exists. No, I am not him.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:01 pm:
“Yes, it IS quite an obstacle when I’m trying to eat apple pie.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:03 pm:
“If I told you J.B. Pritzker is my secret identity, it wouldn’t be a secret any more, would it?”
- Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:05 pm:
Pritzker - come on kid blink. My eyes are drying out.
Kid - I can do this all day long. I am my school’s staring champion.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:07 pm:
“I couldn’t find any cloth to make my mask, so I cut up an old Jackson Pollock.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:10 pm:
girl: “Are you Bruce Rauner?”
JB: “Only in Bizarro Illinois.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:14 pm:
girl: “Did they have to use extra elastic on yours?”
JB: “Heh heh. Kids say the darnedest things.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:22 pm:
girl: “Do you wear that when you’re singing, Mr. Pavarotti?”
JB: “Only in the shower.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:26 pm:
girl: “I’ve found Bazooka doesn’t stick to mine.”
JB: “I’m a Double Bubble man myself.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:29 pm:
JB: “Did I tell you about my plan to tax hair bands?”
girl: “Not. Even. Funny.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:33 pm:
girl: “Madigan was here last week. He had his pants pulled all the way up to his mask.”
JB: “He’s quite the cut-up.”