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Monday, Jun 29, 2020

* From the Twitter machine

- Posted by Rich Miller        

44 Comments »
  1. - Dave Dahl - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:23 pm:

    “MAYOR DALEY!”


  2. - Andrew Bursott - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:26 pm:

    Girl, you need some glitter on that mask!


  3. - Roadrager - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:29 pm:

    Pictured: Two people more mature than any member of the Eastern Bloc.


  4. - Chichi55 - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:29 pm:

    Your crossed arms shows you are defensive, I may be big, but soft on the inside.


  5. - Curious citizen - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:

    “I don’t care if Phase 4 opens bars, you’re still too young to drink!”


  6. - Laser - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:

    Thanks for the endorsement Greta!


  7. - Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:

    Next time I’ll bring the penguins. Happy?


  8. - Nick Name - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm:

    “You need a more fashionable mask.”


  9. - Amalia - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:

    Pritzker speaking to a 2022 eligible voter


  10. - Almost the weekend - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:

    What town is this in?


  11. - Red Ranger - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:

    Yes, this is what I usually wear on a working horse farm in Wisconsin. Why do you ask?


  12. - Bruce (no not him) - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm:

    Back up kid, 6 feet means 6 feet.


  13. - Red Ranger - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:36 pm:

    This photo will look perfect for my 2022 Iowa palm cards


  14. - John - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:38 pm:

    Thanks. I got this mask for Father’s Day.


  15. - Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:39 pm:

    Look, I may be rich, but I’m not going to pay $50 for a glass of lemon when the going rate is 50 cents.


  16. - R A T - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:40 pm:

    No, I didn’t eat with my mask on. It’s the design.


  17. - PublicServant - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:40 pm:

    I made my tie into a mask so no bugs fly into my mouth out here in farm country.


  18. - Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:43 pm:

    “I don’t own costumes… like a barn coat”


  19. - Rich Miller - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:44 pm:

    ===What town is this in?===

    That doesn’t look like they’re in a town. He did an event at a farm in northwest Illinois last week, so that’s probably from it.


  20. - Rich Miller - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:46 pm:

    Illinois’ version of this…


  21. - Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:46 pm:

    I’m sorry that you won’t be able to show your steer at the county fair. With the covid19 going around, packing the fair grounds is just too risky.


  22. - BilboSwaggins - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:48 pm:

    “Your unemployment claim will be seen to shortly.”


  23. - Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:50 pm:

    “Thank you for wearing a mask. Yes, I have ponies at my farm in Wisconsin. No, you can’t have one.”


  24. - Jocko - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:53 pm:

    “I don’t care how much of a tantrum you throw…we’re not ready for Phase 5 (banned punctuation)”


  25. - Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:55 pm:

    No I don’t want to go collect eggs and feed the chickens. I’m a bit over dressed to go into a chicken coop.


  26. - pool boy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:55 pm:

    We live on a farm. All we do is social distance.


  27. - Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:58 pm:

    Yes, you have to go back to school in the fall.


  28. - Pundent - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:03 pm:

    And I do appreciate the fact that you’re wearing my mask, but I will tell you once more, get off my lawn.


  29. - Behind the Scenes - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:09 pm:

    Is this place what’s called a farm?


  30. - Downstate Dem - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:13 pm:

    Want to see my 4-H steer? You won’t get much manure on your boots. I’ll really miss going to the fair this year.


  31. - Ginhouse Tommy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:03 pm:

    The pattern on Pritzker’s face mask looks like it belongs on a baby diaper.


  32. - 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:27 pm:

    Yes, well, Caesar only had to worry about the Ides of March and I have to worry about IDES all the time. See the difference?


  33. - Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:37 pm:

    These are my summer play clothes, I took off the tie.


  34. - Boone's is Back - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:43 pm:

    “Yes Virginia, Santa Claus exists. No, I am not him.”


  35. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:01 pm:

    “Yes, it IS quite an obstacle when I’m trying to eat apple pie.”


  36. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:03 pm:

    “If I told you J.B. Pritzker is my secret identity, it wouldn’t be a secret any more, would it?”


  37. - Huh? - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:05 pm:

    Pritzker - come on kid blink. My eyes are drying out.
    Kid - I can do this all day long. I am my school’s staring champion.


  38. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:07 pm:

    “I couldn’t find any cloth to make my mask, so I cut up an old Jackson Pollock.”


  39. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:10 pm:

    girl: “Are you Bruce Rauner?”

    JB: “Only in Bizarro Illinois.”


  40. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:14 pm:

    girl: “Did they have to use extra elastic on yours?”

    JB: “Heh heh. Kids say the darnedest things.”


  41. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:22 pm:

    girl: “Do you wear that when you’re singing, Mr. Pavarotti?”

    JB: “Only in the shower.”


  42. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:26 pm:

    girl: “I’ve found Bazooka doesn’t stick to mine.”

    JB: “I’m a Double Bubble man myself.”


  43. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:29 pm:

    JB: “Did I tell you about my plan to tax hair bands?”

    girl: “Not. Even. Funny.”


  44. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:33 pm:

    girl: “Madigan was here last week. He had his pants pulled all the way up to his mask.”

    JB: “He’s quite the cut-up.”


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