“There he is, Senator, Jason Plummer, United States Navy Reserve. He called and asked if you were coming here to see the things and he wanted to lead muster… in full dress uniform… Navy.”
“Senator, you’re in Italy, that means you have to make Jason’s bunk. If you were in Germany, Jason would’ve have to make your bunk, but … we’re in Italy”
“So… this is what left from ‘Operation Rauner Retreat’. Nineteen districts are on the map, and these ‘JB’ yard signs that were in districts overrun two years ago”
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:44 pm:
“I want a pincer move on Oak Park. Yeah. Pincer. I like that word. Pincer.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:48 pm:
“Senator, we call this our ‘Fire Madigan’ Arsenal… useless and without teeth, but it makes folks feel safe if it exists.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:48 pm:
“We’d let you drive *any* of these, Senator, but you don’t have a CDL… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:49 pm:
“This is the crowd we got, Senator. You could say they are social distancing to bump up the numbers… “
- We'll See - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:52 pm:
“Senate President Brady” thank God 2020 is over
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:55 pm:
“There he is, Senator, Jason Plummer, United States Navy Reserve. He called and asked if you were coming here to see the things and he wanted to lead muster… in full dress uniform… Navy.”
- fs - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:56 pm:
“Can this do stuff like the rv in the movie Stripes? That was a fun movie”
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:57 pm:
Where the (deleted) is my truck? Where? Where’s my truck? Hey, where’s the EM-50?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:58 pm:
“There it is Senator… it’s no Porsche, but what is?”
- The Opinions Bureau - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:58 pm:
“You go to war with the caucus you’ve got”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:59 pm:
“Senator, you’re in Italy, that means you have to make Jason’s bunk. If you were in Germany, Jason would’ve have to make your bunk, but … we’re in Italy”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:01 pm:
“These assets here are to defend Illinois from the 51st state separatists.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:03 pm:
“Here they are. We rescued and salvaged all the ‘Brady for Governor’ signs we could. There were losses, but we deemed the mission an overall success”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:06 pm:
“So… this is what left from ‘Operation Rauner Retreat’. Nineteen districts are on the map, and these ‘JB’ yard signs that were in districts overrun two years ago”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:10 pm:
“It’s enough firepower to invade Iowa, Indiana, maybe Wisconsin, but probably not Missouri… I’ll let you decide”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:12 pm:
“We got you the small conference room, Senator. It’s for groups 25 or smaller”
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:17 pm:
Women uh…women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh…I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I…I do deny them my essence.
- Keyrock - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:21 pm:
We’ve got all the ballot drop boxes and they”re f’ing golden.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:22 pm:
“Sir, we’ve gamed out the Senate races on the board here, you may not like what it’s going to show”
- NoOneOfConsequence - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:23 pm:
Over here you see the the COVID 19 mitigation supplies the Federal Government provided us….
(Senator gasping behind mask)
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:25 pm:
“And here’s lunch. You can choose any of the MREs… “
- NoOneOfConsequence - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:25 pm:
We play both kinds; Country and Western…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:27 pm:
“We can paint the Porsche any of the colors or schemes you see on these vehicles, the desert camo scheme is now an up-charge”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:29 pm:
“As you can see by the plan on the boards, ‘Operation Oberweis’ starts with a helicopter and a pint of butter pecan… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:34 pm:
“It’s surplus, Senator, but what do you want with 215 pairs of military grade mittens?”
- Oldtimer - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:43 pm:
Site of a government sting where whomever showed up was named Caucus leader of the Senate Repubs.
- Annonin' - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:50 pm:
Train the shoulder fired on Griffin if he gives Batty 200k he is an enemy of the Senate
- Chatham Resident - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:03 pm:
“Ten years ago this fall I was just ‘this’ close to being Governor.”
- Precinct Captain - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:16 pm:
“Why do I need a mask? The only thing I’ve ever passed is an agreed resolution.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:18 pm:
“Each of the Four Tops gets a vehicle equal to the strength and status, it’s a scooter, but it does have a lil engine and it’s camouflaged”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:23 pm:
“If all goes according to plan, as you can see, Normal won’t be normal anymore, Bloomington will be the only one standing. Congratulations.”
- Last Bull Moose - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:26 pm:
So when I told a Gold Star mom; “Gold Star, good for you.”, that was a mistake?
He did and it was.
- Club J - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:43 pm:
I’m sorry we were expecting Darren Bailey and his Traveling Road Show for todays entertainment.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:52 pm:
I could tell what all this stuff does, but I’d have to kill you. You don’t have the security clearance or the need to know.
- Rich Hill - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 6:06 pm:
“Convicted? No, never convicted.”
- zatoichi - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 8:33 pm:
What is that? Is it real?
- Wait... - Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 8:36 pm:
Do I salute now? What do I do with my hand?