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Friday, Jan 22, 2021

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Thank you for all the name submissions. I've decided to name it after my attorney Tom DeVore. Thanks Tom for all your hard work!!!!

Posted by Buford’s Pub on Saturday, January 16, 2021

- Posted by Rich Miller        

32 Comments
  1. - Commisar Gritty - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:39 pm:

    I hope he’s a personal injury attorney after the coronaries this “burger” will cause.


  2. - Third Reading - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:41 pm:

    No need to eat it, just throw it straight in the toilet, just like the courts with DeVore’s lawsuits.


  3. - Flapdoodle - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:42 pm:

    As unappetizing as its namesake . . . .


  4. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:43 pm:

    Huh.

    The menu looks like empty calories at the Grifter Grill.


  5. - JoanP - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:43 pm:

    Comes with a side of E. coli. Because we don’t care about your health.


  6. - fs - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:43 pm:

    “The DeVore is made by mixing random ingredients together, and throwing them on a burger without much thought or research. While the taste is enticing and exciting to those few with extremely numb or nonexistent tastebuds, the aftertaste and medical effects on the digestive system leave you wishing it was never made. 1 out of 5 stars.”


  7. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:44 pm:

    When your marks *still* think you did something… when you did nothing but take their money to lose a case, but with style.


  8. - zatoichi - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:46 pm:

    Inflated pile of stuff on a bun


  9. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:47 pm:

    Lemme get this straight;

    You lose cases and the marks are grateful?

    I’d call it a “Lemming Sangwich”


  10. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:51 pm:

    It was first named a “Washington General” - a loser before the game is played.

    A sangwich that’s made so you forget it was probably easier to burn money in a fireplace than give it to DeVore.


  11. - Third Reading - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:52 pm:

    Official sandwich of the QAnon shaman hunger strike

    “I can’t believe it’s this good.
    It must be a government conspiracy”

    *Now available wrapped in tin foil.


  12. - Norseman - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:53 pm:

    A sandwich that is expensive, not sure what you get and is never fulfilling.


  13. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:55 pm:

    === Now available wrapped in tin foil.===

    Tasty.

    It’s no Kahuna Burger, but it can be served with a Sprite


  14. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:57 pm:

    You know what they call The DeVore in France?

    Royale with Cheese.

    You know why? The grifting system.


  15. - Pizza Man - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:02 pm:

    With this behemoth monstrosity of a burger, the clientele may need to want to sue Tom in court.

    Tom: “I plead the fifth.”


  16. - Father Ted - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:11 pm:

    Tagline: “The DeVore Burger… like it’s namesake, it’s a hot mess.”


  17. - Ok - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:11 pm:

    The DeVore - when you are expecting meat, but get 90% iceberg lettuce.


  18. - very old soil - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:12 pm:

    Is that brown stuff what I think it is?


  19. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:13 pm:

    The DeVore
    All filler. No beef.


  20. - Jocko - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:13 pm:

    The burger that keeps you coming back…to intensive care


  21. - Ok - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:14 pm:

    The DeVore - OODALoops in sandwich form.


  22. - danray - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:15 pm:

    Empty calories.


  23. - JoanP - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:17 pm:

    And like my attorney, I’ll charge more and give you less.


  24. - Big West - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:20 pm:

    It looks like a good idea, but you just end up choking.


  25. - Scamp640 - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:22 pm:

    Don’t devour the DeVore. It is a nothing burger.


  26. - don the legend - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:25 pm:

    “Order the DeVore burger. You’ll pay $9.99 but you still won’t get any food.”


  27. - Pass the Butter - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:29 pm:

    It has a passionate fan base, but it just won’t sell beyond that.


  28. - Father Ted - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:31 pm:

    *only available for carryout or delivery


  29. - 47th Ward - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:34 pm:

    It looks substantial but tastes kind of frivolous.

    It comes with freedom fries and a Supreme Court disciplinary sanction on the side.


  30. - depressed in politics - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:37 pm:

    “The menu says a pound of beef, bbq and cole slaw; the waitress hands you some stale bread and ketchup; you happily pay and blame it on JB”


  31. - Third Reading - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:37 pm:

    The Devore.

    Possibly the last sandwich you will ever eat.


  32. - LINK - Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:51 pm:

    The Tom DeVore Samwich.

    Innovation has thankfully created an uncommon value in a Samwich brought to real American’s for their gullibili…I mean gullet.

    Named after an acting attorney whose consistency in his legal practice ensures the Samwich’s consistency from start to finish…and beyond (flush).

    Remember, it’s grifted, not grilled.

    (A Silver Lake Production sponsored by the same people who produced MAGA and QAnon)


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