So it’s three in the morning, we’ve been on set forever, and I’m supposed to move this way. Vincent dropped by hours ago. Michael was a nice young man to work with.
“Before we go any further, this is for the seat, in the General Assembly. That’s it. I’m not ready to give up my seat at Saputo’s. So we’re clear. It’s not a package deal”
“If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.”
- The Real Captain - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:15 pm:
Sister Margaret told us to hold our hands like this while playing the piano or she would hit us with a ruler!
- Thomas Paine - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:15 pm:
9 o’clock on a Saturday
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:16 pm:
“Look I’m a T-Rex!”
- twowaystreet - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:19 pm:
“When I heard the allegation, I quickly pounced”
- ChicagoKid - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:20 pm:
“Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:21 pm:
“Just vamp…. like traveling music… I’ll jump in when I’m ready”
- Responsa - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:21 pm:
Next, I will be playing Pathetique Sonata third movement on the Steinway.
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:21 pm:
“Everyone else plays air guitar…I’m a virtuoso on air piano.”
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:24 pm:
Liberace used to play with a mask dangling from one ear just like this…
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:25 pm:
“I can name that tune in… 3 notes.”
- S. Side - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:28 pm:
Ghost of Madigan to the GOP: “Boo!”
- hisgirlfriday - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:29 pm:
Applecadabra!
- Boone's is Back - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:30 pm:
“And now I shall cut the puppets’ strings”
- AlfondoGonz - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:30 pm:
“Mask off”
- Stu - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:31 pm:
Madigan dancing to “Thriller”
- Rabid - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:33 pm:
Pulling strings
- Gary Hart - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:34 pm:
Excellent
- The Real Captain - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:35 pm:
Ok, who needs a good tickle?
- Rabid - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:35 pm:
phantom of the house
- zatoichi - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:35 pm:
Booowhahahaha…
- SAP - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:36 pm:
Pull your pants up at least this high.
- Gruntled University Employee - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:39 pm:
Smithers, come help me with my mask.
- Humboldt - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:40 pm:
My hand…does not shake. Ever.
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:43 pm:
[Spoken] Sing us a song, you’re the piano man.
- SKI - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:46 pm:
I just used the ol lightning from the hand gag to make the kid resign.
- Huh? - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:50 pm:
To do something easily and properly, position of the hands matter.
- lake county democrat - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:50 pm:
So Lisa was telling me this Reiki energy thing and…
- Lloyd - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:50 pm:
Whoa…we should’ve legalized this stuff way sooner
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:51 pm:
“No… that’s not my walk up music… really sell it… dum, dum, dum… “
- walker - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:53 pm:
“Please hold your questions” ……
- Steve Polite - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:54 pm:
Let me stand next to your fire.
- JoanP - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:55 pm:
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain . . .
- bogey golfer - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:57 pm:
So pizza crust needed to be spread slowly…like this. And moisten your fingers with olive oil.
- Huh? - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:57 pm:
Look, the bridge is really easy, A, D flat, G, and back to A.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:57 pm:
“… maybe some finger sandwiches… something nice fit the table here… “
- Kayak - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:59 pm:
“We good now?”
- Excitable Boy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:59 pm:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:01 pm:
“You all want separate checks… no… one check… “
- JS Mill - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:01 pm:
“Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch…”
- Pizza Man - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:02 pm:
“it’s the Monster Mash…he did the monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
It caught on in a flash
He did the monster mash..”
not yet Halloween but just sayin’
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:03 pm:
“So we all understand… this is essentially *my* decision. K? This is mine… so I’ll live with my choice. K? So… it comes down to what I want”
- Rabid - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:04 pm:
Never touch the money
- Lefty Lefty - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:07 pm:
Casablanca
(anyone watch Modern Family?)
- A Horse is a Horse - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:07 pm:
I am all In.
- Benniefly2 - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:08 pm:
Its just a jump to the left and a step to the right
- Shark Sandwich - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:08 pm:
“I can’t believe, out of thirty professional musicians, there isn’t one Italian in the group here…”
- Christopher - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:12 pm:
I am still firmly in control of pulling the strings. See?
- OneMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:15 pm:
Someone play me out…
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:18 pm:
“I don’t do Jazz Hands anymore. It looks silly and this is as much enthusiasm I wanna give Jazz Hands. Not very Jazzy, right?”
- Scott217 - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:21 pm:
So it’s three in the morning, we’ve been on set forever, and I’m supposed to move this way. Vincent dropped by hours ago. Michael was a nice young man to work with.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:29 pm:
“Sometimes… sometimes I wished I had snuck up on Drury… like this… and asked him… ‘got the time?’…. I would’ve like that”
- SouthSide Markie - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:31 pm:
Beg your pardon, I dislike to be touched… an Eastern prejudice.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:34 pm:
“Orange whip? Orange whip?… “
- Henry Francis - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:34 pm:
You guys type on your phones? Like this?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:35 pm:
“Before we go any further, this is for the seat, in the General Assembly. That’s it. I’m not ready to give up my seat at Saputo’s. So we’re clear. It’s not a package deal”
- Harold Hill - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:39 pm:
“No No NO! Don’t just PUT the shampoo on the hair, MASSAGE the scalp…nice and easy…see how relaxing?”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:39 pm:
“You got it all wrong, what made Van Halen was the keyboards. The keyboards. Others did air guitars, you find me a Van Halen keyboard solo… “
- S. Zissou - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:49 pm:
OW, great reference,
“uh um, excuse me, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the action on this piano”
- Huh? - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:54 pm:
You have to hold your hands like this while the clear finger nail polish dries. The polish looks better than a buff.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:56 pm:
- S. Zissou -
That was well played, yourself. That film… whew.
“QOTD?”
“Hopefully, this is the last time we all have to meet like this… here… for this… “
- Jake From Elwood - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:00 pm:
The kids tell me that they call this the Kodatt Tickle.
- Dysfunction Junction - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:09 pm:
“If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:10 pm:
“And the lamb…. lies down… on Broa-aw-awdway”
- Bruce( no not him) - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:28 pm:
slowly I turned…
- Amalia - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:28 pm:
Presto…..reputation gone.
- Frumpy White Guy - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:30 pm:
Shirley just loves it when I wear my mask this way.
- AlfondoGonz - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 6:27 pm:
“This wasnt as weird when I was still pulling the strings”
- Essential State Employee - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 6:48 pm:
I’m doing my Darren Bailey impression.
- Blue Dog - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 7:50 pm:
Palpatine ain’t got diddle on me.
- Essential State Employee - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 8:08 pm:
“Sure, I’m part of the Eastern Bloc. East of Bedford Park, that is.”
- Essential State Employee - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 8:10 pm:
“Kodatt. Was he related to Kojak?”
- Mama - Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 8:17 pm:
I have magic fingers. Would you like a massage?