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Tuesday, Apr 4, 2023 - Posted by Rich Miller

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  1. - twowaystreet - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:12 pm:

    Sgt. Johnson’s Union Clubs Band


  2. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:12 pm:

    “Welp, we hope that you enjoyed the show”


  3. - twowaystreet - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:13 pm:

    Johnson & Chuy’s reunion tour


  4. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:14 pm:

    “Farewell Tour”


  5. - twowaystreet - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:16 pm:

    Where’s Waldo? Chicago progressives edition


  6. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:17 pm:

    Johnson and all his voters pose for a selfie.


  7. - Keyrock - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:18 pm:

    Responding to Vallas’ Blue Meanies ad.


  8. - Big Rocker - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:18 pm:

    I get by with a little help from my friends.


  9. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:19 pm:

    After Mayor Johnson defunded Sgt. Pepper, there wasn’t enough money left for uniforms for everyone.


  10. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:21 pm:

    Ah, look at all the lonely people
    Ah, look at all the lonely people

    Commissioner Johnson picks up the nods of the folks where progressives have been
    It’s like a dream
    Waits at the window, wearing the face that he keeps for TV by the door
    Who is it for?

    All the lonely people
    Where do those votes come from?
    All the lonely people
    Where do those votes belong?

    Senator Sanders writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
    No one comes near
    Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there
    What does he care?

    All the lonely people
    Where do those vote come from?
    All the lonely people
    Where do those votes belong?

    Ah, look at all the lonely people
    Ah, look at all the lonely people

    Commissioner Johnson knocks on the doors and prepares his mayoral appeal
    Somebody cares
    Commissioner Johnson wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the stoop
    No one was duped

    All the lonely people
    (Ah, look at all the lonely people)
    Where do those votes come from?
    All the lonely people
    (Ah, look at all the lonely people)
    Where do those votes belong?


  11. - Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:21 pm:

    At least they didn’t make Brandon Johnson Ringo.


  12. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:22 pm:

    To Johnson’s chagrin, he was never able to obtain the crucial endorsement of Oscar Miller.


  13. - NIU Grad - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:23 pm:

    Sgt. Johnson’s Lonely Echo Chamber


  14. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:25 pm:

    After the photo shoot, Senator Sanders invites the whole group to free soup, paid for by the taxpayers, of course.


  15. - northsider (the original) - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:26 pm:

    I buried Paul. (Politically)


  16. - Jocko - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:27 pm:

    He gets ‘bye’ with a little help from his (out-of-state) friends.


  17. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:27 pm:

    (Not present for photo: Phil Donahue and Timothy Leary.)


  18. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:29 pm:

    Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    Somebody spoke and I went into a dream


  19. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:32 pm:

    “I used to get mad at my school”


  20. - Stuck in Celliniland - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:36 pm:

    Caution: May contain subliminal messages if played backwards


  21. - Benjamin - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:00 pm:

    “If you play the last track backward, it says ‘Paul’s a Republican, miss him, miss him.’”


  22. - TinyDancer(FKASue) - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:18 pm:

    It was many years ago today.
    Mayor Daley taught the band to play.
    And they’d all be playing still,
    If Lightfoot hadn’t made them chill.
    So may I introduce to you:
    The end of civilization as we knew it.


  23. - Franklin - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:18 pm:

    Chat GPI prompt: make Chicago liberals look as cool as the Beatles


  24. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:30 pm:

    … and then the band broke up, never to unite again


  25. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:35 pm:

    Does that make Vallas The Rolling Stones?

    Hmm. Now it’s getting interesting


  26. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:38 pm:

    The Progressive Invasion


  27. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:45 pm:

    “WXRT, Chicago”


  28. - Give Us Barabbas - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 3:23 pm:

    And in the end, the votes you take, are equal to the spots you make.


  29. - 47th Ward - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 4:05 pm:

    Brandon trying to appeal to the over 60 demographic?


  30. - Chicago J - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 4:06 pm:

    ==Does that make Vallas The Rolling Stones?

    Nah. Gerry and the Pacemakers


  31. - Lurker - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 5:04 pm:

    Lightfoot: I knew The Who was a bad band choice for a politician(bp)


  32. - Amalia - Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 7:12 pm:

    Remember, multi tracking means you can’t reproduce it live.


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