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Tuesday, May 12, 2026 - Posted by Isabel Miller * Somebody forgot to bring a gavel to today’s meeting of the Joint Committee on Administrative Rules. So, they improvised with a hammer… In case you can’t watch videos where you are at… 
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- BE - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 12:59 pm:
When every Rule starts to look like a nail…
- Think Again - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:02 pm:
“It’s the hammer of justice, it’s the bell of freedom”
- Norseman - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:03 pm:
BE for the win.
- Casper The Ghost Bus - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:06 pm:
Is that velvet?
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:10 pm:
===Is that velvet? ===
The velvet supply chain to Springfield broke down a few years ago.
- JSI - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:12 pm:
Dropping the hammer, finally.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:30 pm:
After the meeting, Sen. Cunningham returned to hanging photos on his office wall.
- @misterjayem - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:34 pm:
Fun is fun, but there were already too many tools in Springfield.
– MrJM
- Anon221 - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:37 pm:
“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor (banned punctuation)”
- River Heights PI - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:37 pm:
“Phones will now be banned from all JCAR meetings. I’ll start by destroying this one right here.”
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:40 pm:
(Don’t say ‘Hammer Time,’ Don’t say ‘Hammer Time,’ Don’t say ‘Hammer Time,’ Don’t say ‘Hammer Time’)
- Ink-Stained Wretch - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:46 pm:
Well, at least they’re all getting hammered.
- Rahm's Parking Meter - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:49 pm:
“I had a hammer….”
- Think Again - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 1:59 pm:
Marching Hammers
- fs - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 2:04 pm:
“ What the hell we fighting for?
Just surrender and it won’t hurt at all
Just got time to say your prayers
While you’re waiting for the hammer, to hammer to fall”
- JS Mill - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 2:06 pm:
Sen. Cunningham to self: “Nailed it (banned punctuation)”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 2:21 pm:
“That is the stalest cookie I’ve ever seen.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 2:23 pm:
(in high voice) “The Munchkin court will now come to order.”
- BE - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 2:26 pm:
Will tomorrow’s Good Morning music be Maxwell’s Silver Hammer?
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 2:29 pm:
Sen. Cunningham: “Order. I must have order.”
Pat Quinn: “I’ll have a corn dog and an orange soda.”
- Flyin' Elvis'-Utah Chapter - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 3:00 pm:
Hammer? Please.
I’ve got a 20oz. framing hammer that would be perfect for an attention getter.
- Michelle Flaherty - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 3:06 pm:
Only the worthy can wield mini-Mjolnir and preside over JCAR
“Joint Committee … Assemble”
- don the legend - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 3:45 pm:
The Senator to the man on his right (in his best Ace Rothstein voice): “Which hand do you use?”
- JB13 - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 4:05 pm:
– Don’t say ‘Hammer Time’ –
STOP
- Jocko - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 4:07 pm:
Where is Gallagher when you need him?
- Billionaire Budster - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 4:09 pm:
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 4:17 pm:
man on right: “What happened to your gavel?”
Cunningham: “The head came loose.”
Man: “Call Sheila Simon. She knows about loose gavels.”
Cunningham: “That’s Loose Gravel. Gravel, with an ‘r’.”
Man: “Oh. Never mind.”
- thisjustinagain - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 6:36 pm:
Chair: “In today’s episode of ‘JCAR’, the part of the gavel will be played by this framing hammer.”
- From the Middle - Tuesday, May 12, 26 @ 9:34 pm:
This seemed a lot bigger when Madigan had it.