* VanillaMan’s latest, based on “Must be Santa,” a tune I’ve loved since I was a kid. Click here if you need a refresher…

Who’s got a solution to business flight?
Rauner’s got a solution to business flight!
Who spends millions each election night?
Rauner spends millions each election night!
Business flight, Buys election night,
Must be Rauner, must be Rauner,
Must be Governor, Governor Bruce.

Who wants to give us Right To Work?
Rauner wants to give us Right To Work!
Who drives unions completely bezerk?
Rauner drives unions completely bezerk!
Right To Work, completely bezerk,
Buys election night, business flight
Must be Rauner, must be Rauner,
Must be Governor, Governor Bruce.

Who’s wants to save us 1.4?
Rauner wants to save us 1.4!
Who doing that by waging war?
Rauner’s doing that by waging war!
1.4, waging war,
Right To Work, completely bezerk,
Buys election night, business flight
Must be Rauner, must be Rauner,
Must be Governor, Governor Bruce.

Who says he wants to limit terms?
Rauner says he wants to limit terms!
Who says Madigan’s got cooties and germs?
Rauner says Madigan’s got cooties and germs!
Limit terms, cooties and germs,
1.4, wages war,
Right To Work, completely bezerk,
Buys election night, business flight
Must be Rauner, must be Rauner,
Must be Governor, Governor Bruce.

Ryan, Blago, Quinn and Rauner!
Governing Illinois is sure a downer!
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Hooray!
Two in the Slammer, and two got away!

One fine day, will come our way,
Just not now, don’t have a cow,
Rauner’s in charge, our debts enlarge,
We’re in a hole, that’s his goal
Must be Rauner, must be Rauner,
Must be Governor BRUCE!