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“Drink up and drop your ammo”

Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016 - Posted by Rich Miller

* We started our day with a VanillaMan tune, so let’s wind up the day with another one. Click here if you want to listen to Dean Martin’s version of “Let it Snow” while reading VanillaMan’s, um, “highly” appropriate lyrics…

Oh the news tonight is frightful,
But this mulled wine is so delightful,
And since our politics is a no-go,
Let it flow! let it flow! let it flow!

Yeah - State budget talks are flopping,
So it’s time for a little bar hopping,
Drink up and drop your ammo,
Let it flow! let it flow! let it flow!

During these extra-long Illinois fights,
We’ve got to keep our spirits high!
Drink enough and you’ll get tight,
Making compromise easier to try!

Yeah – the other guys are evil elves,
But these kegs won’t empty themselves,
Drink up until they become your amigo,
Let it flow! let it flow! let it flow!

When you finally end the night,
And perhaps an end to the partisan show
Remember that no one’s wrong or right,
After you finish off the last Bordeaux.

Functioning government is so delightful,
There’s no room to be so spiteful,
Look! Sheila brought along her banjo!
Don’t go! Don’t go! Don’t go!
Let it flow! let it flow! let it flow!
Find the dough! Pay what we owe! LET’S GO!

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Fun with numbers

Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016 - Posted by Rich Miller

* From the Illinois Policy Institute’s news service

What should be a resolved labor dispute between the state and its largest public employee union is instead costing taxpayers an additional $3 million each day, Gov. Bruce Rauner said.

AFSCME has been without a contract since July 2015. Although the state labor board ruled over a month ago that the two sides were officially at an impasse and Gov. Rauner can enact his “last, best, and final” offer, the union continues to challenge that ruling.

Rauner said last week that there’s a daily cost from the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) union’s appeal to a higher court of the state labor board’s ruling that the talks had reached an impasse.

“Every day that we delay through these court actions costs the people of Illinois almost $3 million per day,” Rauner said. “Think of how much we could do for our children in poverty, think of how much we could do for our schools and our human services if we weren’t wasting almost $3 million a day on this contract.”

$3 million a day seems kinda high, so I checked in with AFSCME. I was told that if you look at just the people on whom Rauner is attempting to impose his contract demands, that’s “about 25,000 employees.”

$3 million per day divided by 25,000 unionized workers is $120 per person, per day.

That’s a huge cut. Gigantic, even. I mean, that’s $600 a week, man.

* Related…

* VIDEO: Interview with Anders Lindall

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Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Click here to watch live video of the event. And follow along right here with ScribbleLive


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“He starves us slowly”

Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Another holiday song from VanillaMan. This one’s pretty darned dark, but VMan thought it was necessary. He does promise more light-hearted material next time. Click here if you’re unfamiliar with the tune, “Infant Holy Infant Lowly,”…

Governor’s goal he, starves us slowly
For his political wins, we fall
Unions suffer, incomes rougher
Government collapses in downfall
Cold winds stinging, state wards clinging
Without means, ruled by Philistines
The government of our sad state
Kills our dreams and suffocates
Progress slowly, politics lowly
Overtaxing, prevents relaxing
Underachieving, jobs are leaving
Government budgets take an axing
Chicago Looping, Mayoral regrouping
City’s teachers’ backs astooping
Communities crying out for saving
Instead its leaders are misbehaving
Always hoping, perpetually coping
Illinoisans await a joyous Spring
New day coming with factories humming
Our great state, once more will sing
And both parties, will be very sorry
For what they’ve done, to our happy home
That they’ll work forever harder
Or face wrath under Springfield’s dome
What’s the lesson, we’re confessin’
Over what we’ve seen transpire?
It’s that whether or not you like government
We cannot be led by crooks or liar
Doing nothing, will get us nothing
And with nothing, we fall on our face
It matters not what ere your party
It matters not what ere your race

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