- lake county democrat - Monday, Jul 7, 14 @ 10:15 am:
Inspired by OneMan:
The Quinn campaign immediately anounced plans to put a fillet mignon tax referendum on the ballot. “This is an important question for the people of Illinois to opine on. Gerrymandering their vote into meaninglessness and refusing to hear their 60-15% desire on term limits can wait until, well, forever.”
“I love the Steelers so much, I became part owner!”
Rauner Crew, seriously, you have to be some of the most inept buffoons.
You put your Principle in shorts and a t-shirt to seem ordinary, and not one of you Dopes think a t-shirt can remind people he is in the “.01%”, except THAT one?
Are you guys in that Crew even trying anymore?
I would have loved a Red Sox hat on too, with a Nulls championship ring on his hand, you know, casual, ball cap, t-shirt, modest jewelry. Next tome put a “Payton Prep Dad” t-shirt on if you want to just straight out mock people.
“No, the lobsters go on after the phony photo is tweeted.”
It’s a bad photo, looks unnatural and staged, but I imagine that’s because he is mugging for the camera and it is staged. You can’t fake practiced comfort with the tongs, you’ve either done the time with them or you haven’t.
Caption: “I’m here to shake up springfield by grilling out the other white meat - pork barrel spending on flying chickens..”
===Willy, there are a lot of Steelers fans in Illinois. You’re really reaching with that last rant. ====
Actually I agree with you about the number of Steeler fans. But I believe there would be a tad few more Bear fans that are not impressed.
“Yes, Mr. Rauner, back again. I need to take some shots of you grilling…’grillin’…yes sir. No, no stuffed dogs again… You’re grillin’, you don’t need the dogs sir. …Can we take off the Carhartt too?…, it’s summer, Mr. Rauner… I know it’s your trademark… Ok, so what are we grillin’?… No lobsters…No… I brought some prop grilled meat.., does it matter…you aren’t eating it, so I don’t know how the quality is… Grab the tongs… No…no…not those…there….there… Over. There! Those! …yes…. Through your fingers …yep…what’s that? … No Harley by the grill…’Why?’, who has a Harley by their backyard grill? …No, no Harley.., yep, just stand like that… yes…just like that… No. Dogs! … Just stand there … (click, click…click)…ok, happy 4th sir…”
What the Hell do you mean you forgot the dog?! Damnit we finally find lifelike meat to put on this grill-thing…you won’t let me wear my Carharts, my family’s at the other home, and now you forget the dog? Just snap the damn picture and let’s get back on the jet!
- No Longer A Lurker - Monday, Jul 7, 14 @ 2:23 pm:
“Hey Ken. How do you like your steak cooked? Medium well or well done? Oh, by the way, any chance you can send me another one of the 2.5 million dollar checks?”
“Are you guys sure we can fake a ‘grilling’ picture and no one will notice? I don’t have to move the grill or light it? Okay, you’re the experts. Oh, and should I change clothes? I just finished waxing the Ford.”
Rauner film crew: Stack the empty chicken cages by the grill, fill the grill with thighs and legs, get some flame going, put sauce on those tongs, Mountain Dew in the left hand, eyes on the grill flipping something, Bears cap, two people in chairs. Make it an action shot.
- Just The Way It Is One - Tuesday, Jul 8, 14 @ 8:20 pm:
Candidate Rauner was quoted at the gathering while laughing out loud and ignoring trying to answer the Reporters’ questions as he usually does, “Yeah, ya just gotta love those STEELERS! By the way, somebody tell me, please, WHAT’S the name of that LOcal “Pride and Joy of Illinois” Football Team again…?!”