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Question of the day
Thursday, Jan 15, 2015 - Posted by Rich Miller * SJ-R…
* And speaking of that Bible, from the twitters…
Heh. * That snarky Twitter account was on fire the day Rauner was sworn in. Many of the tweets are unprintable for this site, but here are a few from just before and immediately after Rauner took office…
* OK, let’s get back to the right hand on the Bible thing. Check out this photo taken during Rauner’s practice session…  Both Rauner and the judge are holding up their left hands, just like they did on Inauguration Day. * The Question: Is this some sort of plot? Explain. Snark is obviously encouraged.
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- Stones - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:40 pm:
Obviously whomever was directing the event is a fan of the well known Stooges short - Disorder in the Court.
- Ducky LaMoore - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:40 pm:
Bruce raises his right hand and puts his far-right hand on the bible.
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:41 pm:
Proof that he will favor the left as governor. The right knew it all along.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:42 pm:
It’s called the “Dartmouth Dodge” - swear on a Bible with your left hand, swear to do the opposite…
- Last Bull Moose - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:44 pm:
A sinister start.
- And I Approved This Message - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:48 pm:
During practice he wanted to do it with his fingers crossed on both hands but his staff said it was too obvious.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:49 pm:
“I, state your name, oops, I mean I, Bruce Rauner…Dang it! Let’s try it again.”
- The Unknown Poster - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:50 pm:
Lefty loosie righty tightie
- Lefty Lefty - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:52 pm:
As a lefty I’m guessing the judge is left-handed as well. We get this stuff mixed up all the time. Took me years as a kid to not stick my left hand out to my elders when shaking hands.
(I know–we’re damaged goods)
- walker - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:53 pm:
Failing to understand the judge’s confusing instructions.
This won’t be the first time.
- The Unknown Poster - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:53 pm:
I am left hand dominant but prefer to refer to myself and fellow left handers as being correct handed.
- Angry Chicagoan - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:55 pm:
The photographer had the image in his camera reversed in order to cast aspersions on Rauner’s legitimacy because he’s a holdover staff plant from the previous administration….or was it the judge who was swearing him in, leading him to hold up the wrong hand? Wow, this is getting to be a pretty big plot! Someone should be informed.
- Gooner - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:56 pm:
“You know, this is a bit of thinking outside the box. but if I’m never properly sworn in, they will have a tough time charging with official misconduct. Given the history of the office, it is worth the chance.”
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 12:57 pm:
Perhaps by using the Dana Bible, the Governor is signaling that he will be doing what Dana did to the Governor’s Mansion?
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:00 pm:
I’m ambidextrous enough not to care which hand he was sworn in with, or why. I want to believe we’ve moved beyond superstitious beliefs about our left or right sides.
- Just 4 fun - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:05 pm:
If you remove the smoke and mirrors, it was his right hand.
- Me - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:05 pm:
Clearly it is a nod to the satanic illuminati group bent on world domination.
- Mittuns - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:07 pm:
Well, the Left is right.
- Louis G Atsaves - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:12 pm:
Proof that us left handed folks rock!
- Casual Observer - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:17 pm:
Bruce isn’t used to being told what to do.
- Concerned - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:18 pm:
Drop the venacular!
- Anonymoiis - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:18 pm:
The first rule of the illuminati is don’t acknowledge its existence. Oh crap, I may have said too much.
- Under Further Review - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:18 pm:
@Stones:
Yes, indeed. I keep thinking of when the court clerk tried to swear in Curly Howard as a witness.
“Raise your right hand. Take off your hat. Raise your right hand. Take off your hat!”
- ArmyMan - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:21 pm:
Using the left hand is the equivalent of having your fingers crossed behind your back. Maybe he should get a mulligan and just for good measure go through the oath again. Who wants to make the call to the judge?
- Roamin' Numeral - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:23 pm:
Clearly, he’s a radical Muslim socialist. I think that goes without saying.
- Under Further Review - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:25 pm:
What if Rauner is left handed? Does that make him differently abled?
What is the correct protocol for an elected official who is ambidextrous?
Where is Rauner’s birth certificate?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:26 pm:
It was a personal signal to me, and only me, that our plan had work.
Thanks, Governor!
- Roamin' Numeral - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:30 pm:
==Where is Rauner’s birth certificate?==
Yeah, exactly. And we want the LONG form birth certificate. None of this short form stuff.
- Vachel's Ghost - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:31 pm:
Dana Thomas was a radical lefty back when that was popular in Springfield. Maybe some of it will rub off on Bruce.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:33 pm:
Just another example of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing
- Tommydanger - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:34 pm:
Anonymous @ 1:33 was me. Sorry!
- Stones - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:43 pm:
Under Further Review -
For you and the rest of us knuckleheads. The relevant part starts at the 3:10 mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZeqHamjyjU
- Jake From Elwood - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:44 pm:
A leftist conspiracy is afoot!
- Precinct Captain - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:44 pm:
This is a plot for when he is getting busted for bust out schemes. He will argue he wasn’t actually corrupt because he was never legally governor! Now we know why he selected Eveyln, because she is the sucker to take the fall. #TinFoilWasHalfOff
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:47 pm:
If you watch the “Manchurian Candidate”, the original and remake, the programming left dexterity waning.
Boy Griffin and Uihline are good…
- hmmm - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:49 pm:
It’s a well known fact that a Cylon can’t raise its right hand for more than 10 seconds without shutting down. So, now we know one of the 8 models in the administration. The Lt. Gov. doesn’t appear to have the high Artificial Intelligence of a Cylon, so we’ll have to keep looking.
- Jerome Horwitz - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:49 pm:
Whose rule is it that you have to raise your right hand, anyway?
- Casual Observer - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:51 pm:
Come on. The oath of office is just a formality and a nice photo op for me and my family. I mean nobody believes that “uphold the constitution” crap, right?
- Soccertease - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:51 pm:
This is really a smoke and mirrors image.
- Downstate Weed Chewing Hick - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:53 pm:
Judge: “No, you can’t do it with your fingers crossed”.
BR: “Okay, how about I use the wrong hand? Will that allow me to sell short and walk away from this train wreck in 12 months?”
- Team Sleep - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:54 pm:
That fake Twitter handle is a riot.
- Wordslinger - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 1:58 pm:
Geez, they practiced and still couldn’t get the lefty-righty thing?
Who ran the practice, Terry Bevington? He had a hard time with that, too.
Maybe it was the Danny Thomas Bible, and we can expect all sorts of hilarious screwups like this going forward.
And Vachel, I’m pretty sure Dana and Thomas were two different people.
- x ace - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:00 pm:
Federal Judge trying to do a State Court Judge’s Job - Never Works
- train111 - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:07 pm:
Somehow the planet Nibiru and the coming apocolypse are tied into this. I just don’t know how yet.
- Jorge - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:10 pm:
I hope Bruce isn’t a vampire hunter like Abe was. That’s a tough job.
- Wensicia - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:15 pm:
Rauner wanted to force a second swearing in. What’s good for President Obama is good for him.
- AC - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:28 pm:
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about
- D.P.Gumby - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:30 pm:
Brucie controls the media…just flip the photo and history will never know the difference!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:35 pm:
Whose rule is it that you have to raise your right hand, anyway?
It is a very old belief that a person’s right hand is closer to god, than his left. Also, many cultures wipe their toilet paper-less behinds with their left, mandating that they never use their left hands when dining. The left hand is considered dirty, and often is in many parts of the world which dictate left and right hand usages.
Left handed individuals were once forced to use their right hands and it wasn’t uncommon for, (usually boys), to have their dominant left hands tied behind them at school, to train them to use their right hand.
The Romans word for left is “sinister”, which was the side of the toga where the pocket was located. (Thank you years of Latin study!)
- Tommydanger - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:36 pm:
My left-handed father spoke of his experience being ‘encouraged’ by the nuns to use his right hand because the left hand is an instrument of the Devil. Just sayin…….
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:37 pm:
As they say on YouTube, “Everyone knows reptilians are left-handed!”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:37 pm:
After seeing the left hand swearing-in signal, I knew the deal was agreed
If I need to get ahold of Mike Z, I circle the “20″ on page 20 the Governor’s Office copy of the New York Times.
If Mike Z needs to contact me, the plant outside the Governor’s Office will have a red flag in it.
- I B Strapped - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:53 pm:
Didn’t I see a pic of Obama one time holding his left hand over his right lung during the National Anthem?
- Jake From Elwood - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 2:56 pm:
Word, the Terry Bevington reference made me laugh.
Thanks for reminding me about that clown.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 3:12 pm:
Bruce “Shaking Things Up” in Judicial Tradition.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 3:19 pm:
“Oopsville…
Gov. Rauner had a little trouble with his swearing-in
To wit,
The Governor raised his left hand and not his right!
Had the Governor asked Justice Anne Burke to swear him in, none of this would have happened…
Justice Burke was in town, with her powerful husband, Finance Chairman Alderman Edward M. Burke…”
- dupage dan - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 3:41 pm:
Oh, how gauche.
- Levois - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 4:00 pm:
Uh-oh you may have givens some unscrupulous politician in the future a reason to say that person who got elected wasn’t qualified. They could hold things up so that they can stay in power. I just know it won’t last long. lol
- Enviro - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 4:29 pm:
Raise your right hand.
Um your other right hand.
- A guy - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 4:48 pm:
Everyone knows that in rehearsals you do this in front of a mirror. Shoulda brought the mirror to the real one.
Muscle memory is to blame.
- Jorge - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 5:38 pm:
Muscle memory…..
Sure it was and if a stranger offers me a piece of candy, I go ahead take two.
- Arthur Andersen - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 7:27 pm:
It’s all part of the vast left-handers conspiracy to take over the world and free it from centuries of right-hand domination.
Just wait until we succeed and you people have to get used to left-handed scissors, not to mention left-handed Jockeys for the fellas.
Left On!
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 7:29 pm:
Peoria mayor outraged over Quinn tweets.
- Jorge - Thursday, Jan 15, 15 @ 9:39 pm:
Well said Ms. Flaherty.