Hundreds of years after the planet has been razed by natural disasters and nuclear war the aliens will descend upon Earth and this will be the only memento to the foregone era of “Illinois”
I am sure that this beer cozy would fail in its promises to keep the beer cold. Not only that, it would likely make the beer taste of bitterness and failure. No thanks.
- Driving a car - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:10 am:
Hundreds of years after the planet has been razed by natural disasters and nuclear war the aliens will descend upon Earth and this will be the only memento to the foregone era of “Illinois”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:11 am:
I want one.
Please. Thank you. Please.
This… and a “Rauner Failed” sign… that would make my season.
- Leigh John-Ella - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:13 am:
It’s the 2018 Rauner version of the Bla-Goya-vich sponge
- Ducky LaMoore - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:13 am:
===I really want one of these…===
I want like 1000 so I can sell them at a Springsteen concert. That, and I am running low on toilet paper.
- Hamlets Ghost - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:19 am:
Burgers with Curran would be a nice pairing
- wordslinger - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:23 am:
Fittingly, available only in blue.
- NoGifts - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:29 am:
He should have plenty of spare time for this activity.
- Huh? - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:30 am:
Bruce who?
- Al - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:32 am:
Bruce the tax free munibond salesman.
- anon2 - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:39 am:
If it were accurate about the Governor’s beverage of choice, it would be “fine wine with Rauner.”
- Norseman - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:40 am:
After four years of failure, all I got for it was a cheesy can cooler.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:07 pm:
Ugh. Leaves a sour taste in my mouth…
- NeveroddoreveN - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:12 pm:
I wonder if the Birre con Bruce coolies will be as popular?
- Anonymous - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:22 pm:
The sidecar cooler holds just an Ounce
- Scamp640 - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:35 pm:
I am sure that this beer cozy would fail in its promises to keep the beer cold. Not only that, it would likely make the beer taste of bitterness and failure. No thanks.
- Annonin' - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:38 pm:
Checked the Uline catalog. He had mugs and coolers but no cozies. THis place https://www.discountmugs.com/product/kzepu-promotional-beer-can-coolers-and-custom-koozies/?color=White&print_method=Blankand has custom orders for about .65 each and delivery before election day. Capt Fax could do Exit Interview Tours version
- Anonimity - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:48 pm:
Nice, he didn’t put the year on them so he can use them when he’s running for re….. Forget it.
- West Side the Best Side - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:58 pm:
Give out these in connection with the fundraising email and might find some interest.
- Huh? - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:04 pm:
1.4% can use’m next summer when he has a patio party in Winnetka. Pretend he’s slummin’ with the folks in the hood.
- JackD - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:08 pm:
Bruce or Bret?
- Truthteller - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:15 pm:
I’ll wait til November 7th for the “Brewskis without Bruce” coozies.
Beers will taste better then.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:18 pm:
Brewskis?
Amateur and unoriginal.
Cringy
- Leatherneck - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:20 pm:
Something to wash down your “Curran Burgers” or/and “Fitzgerald Burgers.”
https://capitolfax.com/2018/11/01/todays-lit-drop/
- Cheryl44 - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:24 pm:
I have a Pritzker School of Law pen I’m very fond of.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:59 pm:
Not as good as my apple peeler that says, “We’re Glad Again with Madigan!”
- Stumpy's bunker - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 2:35 pm:
Collector’s item in 5 days. Every Dem will want one for his/her trophy wall. I’ll take 20 for eBay.
- Cheryl44 - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 2:37 pm:
OMG– I went looking on the internet for sponges with candidates’ names, and found this–Giveaways For the Ladies
http://www.candidatesigns.com/Kitchen-Sponges-Prodview.html
- @misterjayem - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 3:06 pm:
Bruce Rauner: Cold. Yellow. Canned.
– MrJM
- Steve Rogers - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 3:47 pm:
I’ll have a brewski with Bruce Rushton.
- Blue Dog Dem - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
Cheesiest wine coozie i have ever seen.
- Amalia - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 4:13 pm:
is it a tour with discontinued beers?
- Henry Francis - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 4:45 pm:
Empty koozie. Empty Carhartt. Empty promises. I’m seeing a pattern.
- theCardinal - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 5:00 pm:
Does it come with a can of Stag? which rhymes with Gag which would describe this election. Still want one though great table talk item.
- Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 6:40 pm:
I’ll wait for a whiskey glass that says J&B with JB.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 7:00 pm:
Where can I get mine?
I’ll wear it while drinking Miller HighLife.
#Iamrich
- Billinois - Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 9:07 pm:
How appropriate. The Rauner administration has certainly driven plenty of people to drink.