Yeah, hello… yeah, I went to one of your machines and using the voice thing I took the Jets with the 7 points, gave 3 points with the Steelers, and parlayed the Bears and Colts and when I reached to get my ticket…
So many things to say. Most of them wildly inappropriate.
- Southern Illinois Mayor - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:51 pm:
Eastern block members assured their constituents Coronavirus was a hoax by Michael Madigan to undermine their ability to get things done in Springfield. They all signed a pledge to not use the new hand sanitizer stations like the one above.
- Blue Dog Dem - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:28 pm:
Couldnt help but laugh. Maybe they need a shower station at the statehouse.
- Lefty Lefty - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:30 pm:
Gonna need a bigger sanitizing station….
- oneholeoff - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:31 pm:
Someone should post a sign that it’s for your hands!
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:32 pm:
The question is… is that for the lobbyist after meeting with legislators… or legislators after meeting with lobbyists.
- My Button is Broke... - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:35 pm:
Illinois’ solution to dirty money in politics.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:35 pm:
Where do you put the money?
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:35 pm:
*Speaker goes down list of promises.*
“Clean up Springfield. Check.”
- Rich Hill - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:38 pm:
Skillicorn’s playing it extra safe. He doesn’t even touch his voting switch or come into Springfield to do his job.
- @misterjayem - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:38 pm:
“These new urinals make quite a mess.”
– MrJM
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:41 pm:
Abe Lincoln’s hand sanitizer
(On loan from the Lincoln Library and Museum)
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:42 pm:
You go to the right ones, there’s one that dispenses bourbon, another Scotch, and a third Red Bull…
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:45 pm:
We call this one “Jim Edgar”, it’ has a non-alcohol based sanitizer
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:51 pm:
Has anybody got a dime? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a (deleted) of dimes.
- Yep - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:53 pm:
R2clean2
- Boomerang - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:53 pm:
“Here to clean-up government.”
“Because this is what we really meant when we said we’d get rid of dirty politics.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:53 pm:
The FBI has gotten quite sophisticated, in not only listening device technologies but their hiding places too… case in point…
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:54 pm:
Huh. Here I thought it was a person voting Allen Skillicorn’s switch…
- Sayitaintso - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:56 pm:
Mr JM. Wins. Plus after using this stupid thing you need one of those hand cleaner things.
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:59 pm:
This machine placed by SafeSneeze.*
*Totally not affiliated with SafeSpeed. Seriously.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:00 pm:
Why is it asking for my Netflix password?
- dbk - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:13 pm:
“Please consult the youtube video for proper use”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:14 pm:
Why am i standing here? I’m a Sanitizing Station Engineer II.
- Guv'nah Bond - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:17 pm:
Lobbying for DebGroup finally pays off
- Wensicia - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:18 pm:
Endorsed by J.B. Pritzker.
- Lurker - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:18 pm:
They warn us of the virus and that it is airborne but then will not allow State Agencies to have paper towels but use unhealthy blow dryers. Sad.
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:23 pm:
Not pictured: Nearby sign requesting “Please Do Not Harass the Sanitizing Station.”
- Last Bull Moose - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:37 pm:
The first Tier 3 employee.
- JSS - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:38 pm:
Are we sure this isn’t an expo of prison industry items some current legislators will be making as future inmates?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:43 pm:
Yeah, hello… yeah, I went to one of your machines and using the voice thing I took the Jets with the 7 points, gave 3 points with the Steelers, and parlayed the Bears and Colts and when I reached to get my ticket…
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:05 pm:
“Nah. It doesn’t spit out hand sanitizer. Here it spits out indictments.”
- ChicagoFlyBoy - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:09 pm:
Are the Feds bugging your conversations? Please use sanitizer.
- Blue Dog Dem - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:13 pm:
If you lift up the machine it says,”Made in Wuhan,China”
- A Jack - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:14 pm:
Only works so-so on FOIA requests.
- z - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:18 pm:
For an extra buck it will guess your weight and predict your future.
- Huh? - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:41 pm:
Who got the contract to refill and maintain these machines?
- Anon221 - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:43 pm:
Penny a pump and we’ll solve the State’s fiscal woes;)
- Captain Obvious - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:46 pm:
Must be a Federal sanitizing station.
- FormerParatrooper - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:51 pm:
That’s a Canadian listening device.
- Rutro - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 6:13 pm:
Was banned from state Capitol w/out an escort, recently allowed back in.
- Boomerang - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:01 pm:
Hand Sanitizing Station sponsored by Mike Bloomberg.
“Vote Joe Biden”.
- RNUG - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:13 pm:
Does it work on States Attorney’s?
- SouthSide Markie - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:44 pm:
So many things to say. Most of them wildly inappropriate.
- Southern Illinois Mayor - Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:51 pm:
Eastern block members assured their constituents Coronavirus was a hoax by Michael Madigan to undermine their ability to get things done in Springfield. They all signed a pledge to not use the new hand sanitizer stations like the one above.